I’m so good at turning 31 years old they gave me a trophy

I've just published a new userscript that remembers the path of your cursor over the linked pages of Wikipedia, averaging and wearing them into the page, showing your browsing history over time Install at greasyfork.org/en/scripts/5... or read more about it everest-pipkin.com#projects/des...

@thelocal.to worked with the brilliant Toronto artist Michael DeForge to create this data illustration to mark the opening of the Eglinton Crosstown thelocal.to/understandin...

Writing a murder mystery tabletop game set in Minnesota, tentatively titled “Jubensha? Youbetcha!”

I’ve been out of the country for five weeks but I’m told heated rivalry fujoshi levels in Toronto are still out of control

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

i think as a kid you are primed by teachers etc to pay more attention to civic stuff, or maybe we are all just completely drowning in horrible information all the time, but has anyone noticed or cared that the olympics are in like two days

i know i've been pretty quiet but here's the result of my January: a totally handmade, fully-functional marionette created for a local winter-themed puppet show. she's called the Winter Maw & she'll eat you alive, just like real winter

Malaysian monkey giving me attitude

basically the entire time in asia we have only been eating fried foods and my biochemistry has been irrevocably altered

Continuing the bold actions that have defined his first few weeks in office, Mayor Mamdani has organized a peaceful “cruise-in” in the bathrooms at Penn Station

thank you discord please continue bloating my inbox with this shit 🙇‍♂️

My autocorrect keeps capitalizing Hope like I’m a Victorian illustrator who always personifies his concepts as comely maidens with sashes and lanterns

There should be a debonair way to signal to the servers at a restaurant that you are nasty and they should not clear your plates until you leave

“City pop” the most ambiguous name for a genre and yet. that shit sure aint country

I’m doing dry January (a month of straight faced, witty observational posts, delivered with minimal effort)

Every month for the last 5 or so years I've been drafting the Escape Industry Newsletter! Anyway, January 2026's is now live :) escapeindustry.com/issues/janua...

Trainer #6

🎶 Sweet Child O’ Mine / Good times never seemed so good

How much am I allowed to shirk family vacation obligations this weekend to hide in the hotel room and help with Mystery Hunt

view from a pagoda at Sun Moon Lake

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.

The tawainese night market whips ass

Sailor mars knight sketch:

Time to escape asakusa

18 hours in japan so far and my favourite things are the curry and the toilets, just to give you a sense of my priorities

for whatever reason Metric's EP Plug In, Plug Out is unavailable on Spotify, but you can still listen to it on Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/metric-band/...

when i said i wanted to start getting up earlier, that was not me asking for the fire alarm to go off at 7:30

Today's visit to the Curio Emporium allows you to test your knowledge of late 1950s American public service announcement campaigns. Guest starring Smokey the Bear! jbwarehouse.blogspot.com/2026/01/janu...

An administration driven by greed, cruelty, and frankly a sort of empty-hearted boredom. The death of innocents so they can beat their chests and line their already fat wallets. Whatever comes next has to at least look like justice. We cannot just turn the page for the sake of one party’s comfort.

Masked. #grickledoodle #raccoons #robbers #masks #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

Unsure why my new battery pack has bear pride but I guess I’m not mad at it

A few months ago I got the story of a duck who aspires to curling greatness stuck in my brain and simply couldn't get it out until I did this

favorite cookie place just unionized, before the company expanded nationally. hell yeah.

Happy 2026, Toronto! 🎉

2025 movies i liked

Each year I make a bookmark to commemorate my book club’s picks for the year. The 2025 theme was “genre charcuterie” and the bookmark looks like this.

Brioche the Doughmancer 🫓

happy winter; after 3 years i figure it's time to upload some concepts from pentiment. here are some animals :]

Forget it Jake, it’s giving Chinatown

loved that they went there in the season finale

Gingerbread houses in Toronto

i like gay sex as much as the next guy but i do think the pacing and dialogue in heated rivalry is pretty rough

washed, chopped and cooked used to be a delightful series of things to do to your market vegetables, but now it just means you suck

Act 1 is looking good. Act 3 is looking good. Please do not ask me about Act 2.

you should play lil' guardsman but only if you like it when games are good

The Body Keeps the Scorn

I wish I liked graffiti more, but so much of it looks like shit to me, and sometimes it looks like shit covering up someone else’s hard work

Found the best named law ever on Jane Austen's wiki