if you wear through your shoes because you are just a freak who prefers to walk everywhere (like me) the government should just send you new ones. your roads did this to me. state shoes for state streets. you know?

THE ACKROOMS

Since the last municipal election, I saved up $1,200 to donate to candidates this election. Here is a🧵that goes through my decision making process and hopefully serves as a donation guide to you if you're thinking about donating (which I hope you do as you can have a disproportionate impact) 1/

paul robelino didnt even do anything in that episode. they only put him in that little outfit because they know i think he's cute

Titanic was called the ship of dreams. And it was. It really was.

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fifa, eh? if you ask me, there's only one Cup that's worth celebrating across the entire World

Meemaw Feed: Teddy bear cookies - the sixth ingredient is love ♥️👍2,851 I’m sorry, what was that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me LOVING MY RODEO CHAMPION GRANDSON ♥️😂👍1,284 they’re changing the Pixar lamp to a RING LIGHT 😡😢🔫40,689

I started a blog talking about daily puzzle games called "Indexing the Dailies" check it out at www.indexingthedailies.com. The first real post is about Wordle. Will be featuring other different daily puzzle games soon!

Too many Plex Servers, not enough Sex Pervers

im not gonna be a bluesky wokescold about canada joining eurovision... [my one demon eye starts turning red] its fine... its going to be fun...

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

Gay people are so easy to make friends with, literally just be nice to them and call them by the things they like "Yo what's up Lucas Pope's Return of the Obra Dinn"

taking the phrase "third space" away from instagram thought leaders

slept a lot last and night and woke up pretty foggy and fatigued. counting on store brand orange pekoe tea to pick up the slack today

started alternating episodes of jeopardy and pop culture jeopardy, which i think is my version of a hot sauna / cold plunge

Personally I would simply not touch fuzzy, and consequently, would not get dizzy

And if I said the Toronto games week closing party bad vibes wizard was kind of swaggy what then

are gay guys from the east coast considered b'ysexual

I think my barber’s new location is not doing well. Place was completely empty and after a while he started wordlessly trimming my eyebrows

"The purpose of a system is what it does. Not what it says it does. What it actually does" venat.substack.com/p/the-purpos...

summer book club

Tattooed line cook (redundant?) at this burrito boyz thinks he’s in the bear

I ❤️ garbage

Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.

[crossword fiend dot com] The Wall Street Journal Crossword, "Cheesy TV" — Ettuardo's Review THEME: None that I could see Frankly, an inexcusable series of misspellings. Sir, it's "BETTER" CALL SAUL, not FETA CALL SAUL.

younger trader joes cashier: have you tried these scallion pancakes yet me: (with the terrified sternness of a third grader with one line in the play) It’s Giving Dinner

See you space guy....

continuing my commitment to making thought-provoking, inspiring, life affirming posts for all five of you

Wait, how much are we spending on reusable cups? @michaeldeforge.bsky.social and @wencyleung.bsky.social make sense of the costs and payoffs of hosting the World Cup in seven illustrations. thelocal.to/fifa-world-c...

"this meeting could have been an email" said with the wistful pleasure of someone who enjoys how emails are near-universal, free to acquire, are interoperable across a huge number of client providers, and can be accessed across a myriad of devices and platforms

which of the following is your truth: a.) i have prospered through the power of crystals. b.) i have prospered in spite of the power of crystals. c.) the power of crystals is irrelevant to my life.

in my dream I was driving with a friend, listening to joanna newsom, but the track metadata was attributed to the wrong album. made myself mad

this hit all four quadrants of my special interest matrix (puzzles, gay, canadian, and SPOILER)

Happy Pride, but especially to her

TCAF vibes

bull in a china shop

not giles

had to take an influencer off my marketing list because she had taken a hard pivot into pro sports content

Any Austin is just Brian David Gilbert for slightly more straight people

me 9 years after coming out but the Association won't stop sending me longswords

this pride month all gay guys will be receiving a +1 longsword. this is not an innuendo

New Mystery Stripe Appears On Pride Flags Matching No Known Color

Really enjoying Mina the hollower which I am dogshit at

when im prime minister if you list classifieds as "$1 dollar - make me an offer" you will be executed by firing squad

cicada radio

Do I have to have read Strange Buildings to understand Strange Jigsaws?

Shout out to the king unicycling to work on the west toronto rail path