This one is a street date instant onion classic. I have been laughing at “I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children” since I got the print edition last week

The last time the Knicks were in the NBA Finals Modell's looked like this.

I don't think burning 22 tons of coal per hour is something to brag about.

Just watched my first baby deer of the year cautiously follow mom in spurts across our yard.

Did you know that current Madison Square Garden is built on the bones of one of the 20th century's grandest engineering ideas?

I remember when Hillary Clinton's motorcade in Manhattan caused some minor street closure when she was first lady and it's all anyone could talk about for months. Then she became their senator!

extremely online mets fan laughs that some mafioso has to wait on line with the normals

James Dolan is a menace.

Tips For LGBTQ+ Travelers https://theonion.com/tips-for-lgbtq-travelers/

This is the worst thing I have ever seen.

big blankie time

where are these camps and what is the application process for getting into one

Send me your queerest trains! Pride liveries, trains named after LGBT people/ events, etc. Also "accidental" ones like the CN hopper: Let's see how many we can find! (REAL life prototypes & also commercially available models.) (No custom paintjobs for this particular list, we'll do that later)

Customer of the Day goes to the little girl who liked the pirate map and liked the space map but REALLY just wanted a space pirate map. Same, kid. Same.

"My mayor Muslim / my bagels Jewish / my Christian Dior / Knicks in Four" is basically Keats to me

Toilet baby #critterposting

I'm knee deep in the Bulfinch Gatehouses now. When the WPA restored them in 1938 they specifically saved the stones marked by the 1870s floods of the Tiber Canal, so if you go visit the 15th street one you can see how high the water got when DC was still very much a real swamp.

It's time for the Number One Family Musical in America. CATS.

I'm gonna keep on dancing at the Glitterex Corporation.

That statement? "I'm a hateful asshole."

Last night our tuxedo cat was sleeping between two bananas like we don't know how you got so sleepy.

If you know this cemetery and the crazy road through it, you understand completely why it's haunted by bees.

Dear NYT cooking, remember that peasants think of nothing of adding a pound of pasta for unexpected company, but the meat will same the same amount.

A recurring theme of my childhood was old people telling us how back in their day baseball cards were cheap and stupid, and they would stick them in their bikes to make the flappy flap sound. Then they tell us how they did that to their Mickey Mantle card and suddenly you do the math.

Last nights Mets game: I am enjoying this top of the third discussion between Keith who is too old to get what happened to baseball cards and Gelbs who isn't old enough to know why his dad saw a box of baseball cards as an investment. Unopened packs are Schrödingers packs.

Hey @zippy1981.bsky.social pre-1982 Boy Scout uniforms with OA sashes.

Is that a 5.25 or an 8 inch floppy. It matters. As does the format of the video cassette.

I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take

The other day Peter asked me what Cats is actually about, and despite sharing the commercial with you a million times, I am not about to sit and watch the Tony performance.

I just can't believe how bad the news sites are now. Third paragraph of an entirely reasonable news report on CEO concerns for inflation is a direct sales pitch for a free Gold Discovery kit. No indication of it being an ad or a link to related, just embedded in the article. Tells me to click here.

In case you're wondering the X goes college to get more knowledge and Y goes to Jupiter to get more stupider still exists and goes on for dozens of possible genders

Does anyone remember the Brooklyn-Battery tunnel flooding end to end or all the boats left dumped along the Belt Parkway?

The Norwegian World Cup team photo is GLORIOUS 🇳🇴⚽

I'm gonna keep on dancing at the Glitterex Corporation.

Holy shit, did you know that Glitterex is in the glamarous glam capital of New Jersey, Cranford?

I was in the same seat at Strathmore last night for Andrew Bird that I was in for Ben Folds. We kept going to NSO shows, but the National Anthem before each show sucks the air out of the room except for like three super proud veterans saluting the stage.

Can't wash dishes without a crow seeing you doing it and then deciding this is about him and his need for cat treats.

Classicist here to inform you all that this is ancient Greek for summoning a cat

A new study has found that the National Guard's presence in Washington, D.C. had no effect on violent crime in the city. The Guard has been deployed since last August as part of a federal task force to fight crime, and their numbers are set to double in the coming weeks. n.pr/3PWDxqK

They shot the open at 2:45pm, assuming the clock works. The clock in Nationals Park has no hands.

My Fortran reports from the 90s all relied on their data.

How far the @nationalacademies.org have fallen. @joshuasweitz.bsky.social paints a picture of an organization simply unable to meet the moment, riddled with a leadership that is half-cowardice, half-collaborationist. What a sad day for American science. open.substack.com/pub/joshuasw...

I bet the deer don't eat the echinacea in there.

A new study found that the National Guard in D.C. has had no effect on violent crime.

#cats #birdsong Cat appreciating birdsong (Yes, there's sound)

As my grandmother could barely comprehend that the black stick was moving the light on the tv screen, the idea of the lights having a whole back story would have blown her away.

Yesterday I gave the crows some cat treats, then I came back in and gave the cats theirs. Then the crows are immediately tapping at the window again next to the cats because they finished all their treats.

Get yourself a mayor with a library card and look at all the fun shit you get to learn.