May I just share that so much of my #Mets and baseball knowledge is due to the stellar broadcasts of Gary, Ronnie, and Howie. We are so lucky to have them on our team. #LGM #MetsSky

I thought you thought the fat shot was a miracle Donny. You want me to go back to the old ways?

One absolute piece of shit maga fan in north carolina was tapped for all his best ideas to restore cabinetry and upholstery to 1960s levels

When I drive around the neighborhood and I see crows on the side of the road by a pond or something I wonder if those are my crows, who probably don't know my car. But maybe they do know my car. Maybe they know my whole routine.

I remember a year when SQL Saturday Boston and DC were on the same day and Thomas decided he would try to speak at both on the same day using Amtrak. I tried so hard to get the bitchy postgres guys and thomas talking because i thought they would find kindred bitchiness.

There really should be something in the wedding vows how about some point a doctor will come into a waiting room and show you pictures of their internal organs and you will have to be supportive and thumbs up about it.

What To Know About ‘The Official Release Party Of A Showgirl’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-the-official-release-party-of-a-showgirl/

When they give the rights to operate the death machine it comes with certain responsibilities.

deli cat is my cat's hero. my cat knows i am making a sandwich from 6 miles away.

For their first project, my Kids and Society students have to create an infographic clarifying a common misconception about "kids these days." I'd prefer that they not use AI to create their projects, so I made my own infographic explaining why : )

You're about to see all of DOGE be labeled essential employees so they can keep RIFing people through the shutdown. These 22 year olds will still collect GS-15 salaries with DC adjustments while single mothers have no income.

Yesterday I watched a man abruptly end a Teams call about something with a database so that he could go through the door to his colonoscopy.

my father would refuse to buy bagels after 5pm because you had to buy a bag of 6 and I was like, "that is my dream, father"

A shipwreck full of fountain pens on the shores of Puget Sound.

There goes Gare's talk show on Sinclair.

What if I need a buzz if my wife is nearby so I can know to run out the back? (program note: my wife is recovering from a medical procedure and will find this hilarious)

I would like to take a 3000 series train that looks clean on the outside because it is wrapped in its own smug sense of accomplishment.

we forgot this happened just like we forgot driving to pennsylvania to get the first covid shot because maryland could not keep them in stock

Photo Number 2 is "the Notarian Boy" or it was his brother

These are the main characters in the stories you read on this site, from Joe Notarian foiling a pickpocket in his bar in 1912 to me being a Boy Scout leader last year.

The idea of not having Tylenol during pregnancy *and never giving it to children* is actually an entire nightmare. Fevers esp. in children are so dangerous, and we've gotten several generations removed so apparently have forgotten that fear. (Not if you've ever lain awake with a feverish infant)

I feel bad for the cats that work in the vape stores.

At least the trains are running on time and Magda Goebbels is making tasty strudel.

Do we know what cheesling fries are? are they just tossing fries in the korean cheesling dust?

I was going to lose my mind if I couldn't watch the muppet babies because of this.

Do you think there's any money in being a fun guy to have round the pub?

that's the problem with your lived reality being mostly a rap song to other people. my grandmother was in a nursing home in hollis queens and she would be rather be dead than cooking collard greens.

i try so hard to not be on the cover of the washington post for just absolutely unloading all the nda

For all we know a wallaby is a giant hogweed that would devour all of christendom.

So at 4pm they're going to announce a pill that makes people stop caring about trains.

Right near the spot where circa 1910 Joe Notarian helped that lady with her grocery basket this is the scene on Street View in 2025.

Between me and my brother we have collected most of these degrees. OK, just like five.

The clock in my Giant doesn't even have hands.

No shit advanced degree sherlock.

even something like having been a scout, or in a marching band, or in the black parade, would all be things that bond people together from across the spectrum

I know I shouldn't have favorites but I have somewhat sorted the four guys who work at the beer store.

A children's book about a stationary steam engine who dreams of seeing the world, but after meeting with his therapist comes to realize that every product made by the belts driven by his steam are like his own children - traveling to the far continents and delighting all.

I really the miss the croquetas at Jaleo in Bethesda which now being made into Sephora because our country is broken. The good news is that the Guardado family makes pretty much the same fucking great croquetas across town in Bethesda in a restaurant that still exists.

I've had all summer to forget why the mascot for the Bronx is giraffe so was like sure that was just the free costume they got with the others and that's why it never wins. (Bronx Zoo)

When I was little I didn't understand solid state electronics so I thought when people threw away tvs they were unaware you could replace the vacuum tubes inside. Then I got my first solid state tv and it said "no user serviceable parts inside" and i knew a challenge when i read one.

I recently learned about this 1994 effort to put missing middle housing in Montgomery County. There were talking about putting single family homes in single family neighborhoods and selling them to people like public servants. I met Neal Potter at a Sierra Club meeting in Bethesda when was like 90.

I recently learned about this 1994 effort to put missing middle housing in Montgomery County. There were talking about putting single family homes in single family neighborhoods and selling them to people like public servants. I met Neal Potter at a Sierra Club meeting in Bethesda when was like 90.

I am new to this meme and for every name I've got a story. Salman's git commit messages were all terrible things like "fixed bugs" or "my boss told me to"

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Our mistake when we wrote _Calling Bullshit_ was to assume that people would deliberately abuse the flexibility of quantitative metrics to mislead. We devoted inadequate attention to people making up complete and utter nonsense with no possible grounding in fact.

The "good internet" is the angelfire site about radio tubes I got lost in after this post.

A new book about Ruth Asawa and her artist-mother community reminds us that taking care of children and making art — be it public art, community work, with children, or for children — are radical acts of parenting and anti-totalitarian making.

Newsday doesn't care for headline puns

i don’t think people on bluesky understand the severity of this situation. i woke up to literally hundreds of texts from friends and family thinking about either moving back home to india or applying to other countries for jobs. this includes me.