As someone who plans to be one of those old people you can't believe is climbing all those stairs, it upsets me that the Kennedy Center is killing itself to please a pariah.

Please open TheGoodBook.xlsm and accept all macros.

I banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts

Harry Kazanjian, 69, was the chef at his family's bakery, Les Delices, for 38 years. His final creation was a batch of his delectable Grand Marnier Charlotte, the last cakes crafted completely with his own hands. His hard working hands now lay to rest. His apron draped over his chair one last time.

You ever write an email that you just know will be projected on a courtroom screen someday and make everyone laugh?

My night of insomnia scrolling. World ending logistical nightmares. Roomba named "Human Elliott" upsets spouse

I don’t have a lot of nostalgia for the past but I do miss the times when search engines didn’t make stuff up and you couldn’t have arguments with them

Futures market opens at the top of the hour.

This happened for years after my dad's stroke because my mother refused to get the paper in any kind of bad weather. So I would show up and exhume the remains weeks later.

If you have an elderly relative who automatically gets the US Mint Proof set every year, it's going from $42 to $107 because the current administration has decided that's the fair cost of production for $2.91 of fascist imagery coins.

If this happens in Maryland, imagine what happens when the cops show up at a group home in Texas. Gift link.

Sadly, Analtech could not survive life in the Blue Hen Industrial park near campus with that name. They are now called Mills Scientific.

Should I make an obscure joke in German? No, I’ll bring up that time at 3am in Eastern Europe when I met a train coming in from Warsaw. I open a compartment where a man in a mud covered suit is reading a book about Visual Basic. Clearly he will understand my ramblings.

shit is too scary, skyline cleanse

Let's all make fun of what AI thinks the bicentennial was like.

This is quite literally when 3 year old me stood up and asked why hostages were at my air force base.

Someone went to Lee Ward's or Ben Franklin's and got the whole bicentennial decal set.

A privilege of living near DC is knowing sooner or later that economist from the World Bank or that neutron physicist from NIST will be in your garage for scout gear pick up, and will have to listen to your questions on their work.

I am old enough that my relationship with the trainer in my Open AI class is like, "wow, I bet your parents are really proud of you."

Eine geschichte von meiner Jugendheit

This is magical spot in dc that toddler Peter loved

28 years in Maryland and I still forget that you can get meatball heroes they just label them wrong.

I got all my Dong laughs out of me by high school because I worked in the same department as Dr. Dong-Ping Wang one summer at Stony Brook.

Apparently @agocs and dr mrs not agocs got the keys to their new home and that's why he doesn't respond to baiting.

They mean flushable. But by all means, imply that wipes are eternal.

None of the other Catholics get it when you boo and hiss and throw Hamantashen at Haman.

As a child I was fascinated that the loud tv bus driver from the city and the this guy were the same actor. When Carroll O'Connor became southern was this his inspiration?

Imagine telling your customers the rate of 500s and timeouts in DynamoDB will improve as Amazon puts out the fires and rebuilds the data center.

Mehr schnee

More news about local sewage.

I can hear Moviefone telling me all these showtimes.

Over 20 years ago at a Sierra Club meeting in Bethesda, I asked a question about how we can make housing near mass transit more affordable. The old man next to me was Neal Potter. www.montgomerycountymd.gov/exec/previou...

That time @agocs.bsky.social clearly tried to get @zippy1981.bsky.social and me to just spew borough stereotypes and sandwich preferences and we did nothing.

Ah shit

Srsly, "my team never wins despite spending billions of dollars" is not the story your executive board wants the team to hear.

chatbot says you can have a little crack sometimes as a treat or special reward

Shout out to all my Welsh homies and anyone into early industrial history.

People should pay me money to say the phrase "clutch in clutch situations."

As a Mets fan, I am unfit for corporate leadership.

I didn't even know to worry about rifting events.

First comes the catenary wire, then comes the carriage.

Stop. Hammentashen Time.

Shout out to all my Welsh homies and anyone into early industrial history.

"So long as banks kept lending, it was easier for CEOs to keep spending than to admit they had no path to profitability."

Yesterday my boss showed us side by side some work done in ChatGPT and Claude and this picture of the raccoons is strikingly similar to the slide deck made by ChatGPT. Half the words were not real.

The scouts double-crossed us, we believe in ska core now.