Snagged an ARC of The Secret Dinner and just finished it. Thanks @celadonbooks.bsky.social! I would give it 4 stars (or maybe 4 knives?). Fun, fast-paced, dark, gory, and twisty. Absolute romp! I would have liked a few more breadcrumbs to tease the final reveal. celadonbooks.com/book/the-sec...

We slut praise around here.

Just when I thought I was done having feelings

Most of the time I want to be left alone in a cave. Once or twice a month, I will show up and be very fun until I decide I'm off that shit again and it's time to return to the cave. Wish I knew this back when I was dating, coulda set some expectations.

Lethargy Pizza

Wouldn’t it be super super funny if Americans spelled it Vancover

@milesofgray.bsky.social when you get a sec, can I grab a discord invite? 🙏🏻

@jackob1.bsky.social The people would like to know how you feel about @jamieloftus.bsky.social and @caitlindurante.bsky.social covering Jaws without you.

In Italy, they're called Firenze and the Machine

we’re halfway there btw secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-b...

ICE agents intentionally started the violence in LA.

people sleeping on the ground is the one thing that would motivate gavin newsom to go down there and kick them out

As a member of GenX, I support this message 👍🏻

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Hanging up on someone by slamming the phone into the receiver.

Testing something

"sensorium" is such an underrated word Just say it out loud, it's so fun

realizing i never posted it here….but too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. here it is: The Ideology Cube

I posted this about ten years ago and it only got 500 likes so I am resharing it now

Nirvana Unplugged is still one of my favorite albums

Really missed my calling as a tradwife

Instead of churning out ai slop, what if they figured out how to send smells to the group chat

no

The problem isn’t government waste. The problem is that billionaires don’t pay taxes.

She did not understand I was helping her get back outside, but she made it there and we both survived the encounter.

Me n my crabs ran gooning

Skeet does not require your permission to exist

It’s a shirt made from plants. It’s a collard shirt.

This might be kind of a hot take, but fuck colonialism

Ngl I never expected to reach "we need to schedule your colonoscopy" years old

One thing to know about me is that I'm eating ice cream right now

I love learning about the sensory apparatuses of other animals, they're just so cool! But otoh I feel a little smug cuz they'll never know what debilitating anxiety feels like. Checkmate, leafcutter ants.

Hell yeah

Cranberries : Salad Marshmallows : Cereal

For the next two weeks, we’re offering ten free ebooks for getting free Another world is possible if we fight for it www.haymarketbooks.org/blogs/517-te...

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Average Mastodon Bio: Senior Data Scientist at the Technology Institute of Numbers Average Threads Bio: Biden-supporting grandmother of three grandkids and 18 wonderful golden retrievers. VOTE BLUE Average Bluesky Bio: I lead a transdimensional book club/cult and also sell feet pics

Booksellers from the Minnesota Half Price Books locations recently unionized and they need more support. Recent negotiations had the company propose a 1% wage increase (equaling a ridiculous $0.15/hr) — let their CEO know this is unacceptable!

Got some jack o' lantern mushies growing in my front yard!

Spiky boys!

Oh hello.

Me and who?

I think my psychedelic therapy provider is going to enforce the tolerance break, so I'm going to be rawdogging life for a few months. Gonna make some lemon curd about it.

Haunted House xkcd.com/2830

when even fortune is publishing “uh-oh covid!” content, you know it’s definitely time to start taking it seriously (if you’d previously stopped)

York peppermint patty