Everybody stay safe and enjoy yourselves today. I'm proud of you for making good trouble!

Paying the Lupus Tax today. I knew I would be. Probably will Saturday as well. I should be able to stay awake and get out of bed by Sunday.

I smell BLOCKBUSTER! #Druski #ErikaKirk

Beautiful

It's 80s US teen movie soundtrack meets real world drum'n'bass (In my fuckin opinion) youtu.be/OeRFhmOUNCo?...

If u can't do this we can't be friends youtu.be/17lkdqoLt44?...

§ Well, Well, Well § *Mighty Autoimmune Smiters*

It's a damn good think I'm not carpool mom today 🤭 Nor was I ever. Are you kidding me? Oh, dear.

It's only Opening Day and I can already hear myself getting fatter 💙⚾💛 🍻🍻 🌭 🍕 🍦

I was under the impression that menstruation stops around this age. Not RAMPS UP! Tha fuck?

Happy Friday to those who celebrate. Get that beaver, yo. youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg?...

The lovely gentleman that lives in the apartment/unit/dwelling/flat/domicile below me is a real trooper. Says my taste in music is "eclectic".

Got in a huge debate with neighbor dork man about airplanes. I referred back to this song. youtu.be/w4s6H4ku6ZY?...

Bedtime meds are coming in late tonight But I hope they work real quick-like And in the spirit of Harry Doyle~ Awe fuck it, nobody's listening anyway

Lynda, listen I gotta get this bitch out of here before midnight She freakishly strong

But Chris, what if the ice machine is out of order!!!

Come find me on the Wordz

It's spring time. The menfolk get restless. They get in big fights with their wives. So they show up at my door with a plastic grocery bag of meat and looking for a Good Time Sally.

Yea tattoo-er, you're gonna have to freehand my mitt, too. I can't take this guitar man's show seriously, as I am now just as much of a tattoo artist than anyone else in this perceived elitist club of ink. Or maybe I'm just poor. And I do my own tattoos with a kit from Amazon Prime.

EDIT option would be fucking spectacular

Oh, I'm sorry. You're tired, bcuz you "worked today". Well I don't even get paid for the work I do tolerating to your stupid ass every day. And your just the Neighbor Guy. So fuck off.

Shitler's Youth

My septum and right nostril have held up amazingly well, all things considered.

Yes, I fell up the stairs that you usually fall down. But I don't look nearly as banged-up as you usually do. I win.

Brewers won 💙⚾💛

Omg, you have to get up and walk to the TV to turn the channel? Are you okay? Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers.

Hey How are ya Get me a drink Ope, I farted on yer couch

"What is that you're having for lunch?" Me: Fruit salad "That's funny. It looks like sangria." Me: Huh. Weird. [sips fruit salad]

Bluesky is basically introverts gone wild.

“That just doesn’t make sense to me — when the richest people have the smallest effective tax rate, that does not seem like a very fair system.” #LiftTheCap

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Been up since 3:30am, decided to give my hair a trim.

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

ICE has been denied 13 warehouses. Great work everybody. Keep it up. Stay on those bastards.

Oh that boy has some smooth skills 🤣 watch his catcher’s mitt and the ball 🥎

Whaddup homies? I've kept myself in a protective slumber all day.

Gangsta Chef - Elote Pasta 😎 (Mayonnaise = Caucasian hot sauce!) 🤣

I'm perplexed I'm disgusted I'm disappointed I deserve better Patience. I need to maintain. When those UW-Milwaukee kids move out for the summer in 2027..this lady will be moving in as someone's roommate. "The old lady that's still cool." Get me out of this vile village of fools.

Getting the frat flat ready for the commencing of the sportsball

ICE is going JoJo Rabbit style

BREAKING: Delta is suspending its special service desk for members of Congress until TSA is fully funded, per @ajc.com. Delta says members of Congress will now be treated like all other flying customers. www.ajc.com/politics/202...

I wonder how far of a bike ride it is to my nearest library. It would be all country roads and crossing highways. I'm gonna look... I don't even have a bike This is a new idea

I'm so tired and sore. I need to get up and finish the dishes. I need a song...????

I bartered for wine so I could get a quicky garbage n wash dishes set done when I got home, the pain was still there, but i didnt care. I have limited pain control options due to the gubment dictating my treatment options. If lived outside of WI, my body could have adequate rest from chronic pain

I can listen to the first 65 seconds of this over and over youtu.be/DERkHxviHkg?...

And a bow wow to you too mr. hound dog now let's get to the down home shakedown youtu.be/wxoGvBQtjpM?...

Just gonna wipe this Prozac syrup off my hands and get right back to business It's sooo sticky