It's the new ANTIFA...

"About three-fiddy" 😆 I say it all of the time! This is my new favorite meme

Wordle 1,806 3/6 😃 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #1084 😡 🟦🟪🟦🟪 seriously! 🟩🟩🟪🟦 who knows these 🟨🟨🟨🟨 words? 🤨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟦🟪🟪 Strands #818 😃 “We'll be there” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟡🔵

Hey, look everybody! I found a brand new way to exit a party with a flourish AND break my ankles!

1985...that tracks 😆

🤣The fast forward of the no hit innings

I’m thankful everyday. Good morning! 🩷

Wordle 1,805 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #1083 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Strands #817 “E-I-E-I-O” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🟡🔵

I felt compelled to share this with y'all. Your welcome.

Love me a good bamboozle

Take some ibuprofen and put Icy Hot on your lower back, babe, we’re doing it doggy style tonight

It's only 1:45 pm and this owl is just hootin away. What the hell! The other birds are quiet. Squirrels are bitching as usual. Hmm 🧐

I'll walk in the snow barefoot. I hate socks. I loved buying shoes when I had money. I have a small PUMA collection-worn w/out socks. On the other hand, my bestie wears shoes IN BED when resting. Never takes his socks off. He'll do socks with crocs. Like, unforgivable upper Midwest style. 🧦🙅🏼

This made me giggle snort

Come visit me at my new location

Thursday is Turtle Sex Day "Eh, eh, eh, eh, egh!"

Go to the dentist Try to keep your real teeth

You look like the intrusive thoughts won the battle

Wordle 1,804 5/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #1082 🟦🟩🟦🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Strands #816 “Talking scents” 🔵🔵🟡🔵 🔵🔵🔵

[Amy is sweating profusely and wearing an A-line skirt, pulled up and over her tiddies like a summer dress] Me: I smell like a meth-head at a rave in July Him: Cuz your wearing a mumu? 🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼

If they care about you, they’ll care about your illness. The absolute least someone can do for you is Google your illness.

RFK Jr: “Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism.” Trump: “I've studied this a long time.”

Wordle 1,802 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #1080 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Strands #814 “On the nature trail” 🔵🔵🟡🔵 🔵💡🔵🔵

Me and my boy YOSHI straight chillin'

"It's 2 inches wide" 'Tha fuk it is' "Ok, 1 and 5/8"

I just spanked Yoshi... I'm so sorry 😚

Fuck me in the goat ass mother funker. This is re-donk-u-luss. Has this already been addressed? Thank you for your attention to this matter. AJO.

This fucking jinxed us 🤨 💙⚾💛

He was like a kid in a candy store, but with pickles.

JFC 🙄

I post this often, share If the things you require me to sacrifice "for the greater good" are my healthcare, my safety, my bodily autonomy and my right to exist as an equal human being in your society, then it's not the good at all, and your party can burn to the ground and the nation along with it.

🎶Call JG Wentworth 877 cash now!🎶

The United States is a third world country with a gucci belt from temu

The last 9 regular season Brewers-Dodgers games: Brewers 5, Dodgers 4 Brewers 6, Dodgers 4 Brewers 9, Dodgers 1 Brewers 3, Dodgers 1 Brewers 3, Dodgers 2 Brewers 2, Dodgers 0 Brewers 8, Dodgers 7 Brewers 6, Dodgers 5 Brewers 5, Dodgers 1

Bad Joke Friday! 🩷

I don't know what show this is but it's hilarious 😂

Hi! My name is Monica and I am a landscape artist from British Columbia, Canada. This is my art, hope you like it!

In my bedroom I have 2 empty chip bags, each stuffed with an empty 2 liter of Walmart diet cola and paper plates from hot pockets. Lonely, lazy, perhaps malnourished. Oh well.

Wordle 1,799 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ wtf 😆 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Strands #811 “Staying alive” 🔵🔵🟡🔵 🔵🔵🔵 no clues needed! Connections: totally bombed it!

I have a full-time job. It is called "being alive."

I want chorizo Gimme a burrito I want chorizo To calm my libido 🤣😂😅 I'm fucking hungry and shit.

FFS it's 5 a.m. Most relaxed I've been all day. Subconsciously I think I prefer to be awake during 3rd shift hours. Far less people to piss me off. Quiet time. And shit...I can make it rowdy time, too!!! I miss being out in the damp chilly sunrise air in Wisconsin. You know you had a good time.

I set a boundary. I collected my damn self. Was able to focus and cut some chix & marinate it for something involving tortillas. I wrote a note and posted it on my door. *Rules* I want to spend time and share meals to survive. Laugh. But no vodka for him. As far as from the other one...😮‍💨🍷😮‍💨🍷😮‍💨~ 🙄😠

Damn proud of my work today! Wordle 1,798 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #1076 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Strands #810 “Put down your ruler” 💡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🟡🔵🔵

Barbie visits Queen Frostine

I live alone for a reason. I have bad days. I don't need any lip from friends shaming me for sleeping or not wanting to drink n chill n shit. Just leave me alone sometimes. And DO NOT try to tell me 'I hurt too bcuz of xyz" when you don't even know my illnesses or meds. It's not the same. At all

I'm so angry right now I'm crying This asshat won't shut up or leave so I can watch the last Colbert

I'm so bitchy today I'm ready for it to be tomorrow Hopefully it will resolve overnight

This is my version of "Jerry, no."

Getting so angry trying to explain this med change fuckery. Fuck my autoimmune diseases! Dear Amy's body, stop eating your body! fuck GRAVE'S disease, LUPUS, occipital neuralgia, ANKYLOSING SPONDYLITIS, hydradenitis suppurativa.... just to name the main pests. There's more where that came from.