Area Man First In His Family To Coast Through College https://theonion.com/area-man-first-in-his-family-to-coast-through-college-1819570750/

Oh how I missed tent

Endroll won LUTI D3!🥇 ggs to everyone and thanks so much for all who supported us! @inko123.bsky.social - almost overslept @tiposauce.bsky.social - baked potatoes @ooame579.bsky.social - he’s in japan 🇯🇵 @/cris - this guy still don’t have bsky @samcrabgod.bsky.social - goated coach #compsplatoon

Good job Pikachu David four hundred sixty-five

Had to get a picture with the best bow NA. felt like we played way better this week! way more satisfied with our run see you again next week ❤️

Content Cat finishes 2nd place in NAL regular season week 2! 🥈GGs to all and tysm @azubattu.bsky.social for being the GOAT sub. Good night 🛏️ Pika - learning how to blaster Chronos - fizzy spam Hawaiian - BULBZ IS REAL Atlas - newfound wiper main and Shiny the best cheerleader

There's more work to be done I fear

being able to send images in tourney chats is a joy that these newgen sendou-pilled ipad babies will never understand

New Sendou Supporter perk idea - Access to sending specifically the "wheres your fourth?" flaming text gif

He got it right!!! Half right, kinda not really, needs clarification and expansion Paint is the main problem for bamboo, but let's break it down (thread)

Was bored so I decided to list which songs from the MKWorld OST I like the most. Only S+ and up are ordered and I didn't include the whole OST bc I only have so much free time.

Thoughts afterwards #compsplatoon

There was a gas leak yesterday and now literally everything except our electricity got cut off 😭

Art repost cuz it’s World Penguin Day 💙

Cobblemon Gardevoir is so EPIC

Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before

might have to make him a pet soon... could be difficult to put together though

任天堂ありがとう、イカ研ありがとう レイダースたのしみです

X rank

Splatoon Raiders breakdown: youtu.be/VGwbclX21p4?...

One member of Deep Cut will accompany you on raids by riding in the Bot. Not only will they shoot ink at foes, but they'll also provide support by launching you into the air or drilling into the ground. #SplatoonRaiders

Thanks Max

Serebii Update: Pokémon Champions is to undergo emergency maintenance today from 03:00 UTC to 04:00 UTC to fix an issue where Sitrus Berry may not activate www.serebii.net

Splatoon 1: No longer playable, does not have Stingray Splatoon 2: Still playable, has Stingray and Stinger Splatoon 3: Still playable, has Stinger Splatoon 4: Soon to be playable, has Stinger Coincidence? Does the Stingray hold together the Splatoon franchise?

[Pokémon Pokopia] Version 1.0.4 has been released. This update allows you to relocate a Pokemon Center while an in-game event is active. It also fixes several bugs - check the patch notes for more information.

awwww she loves her padded cell <3

Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit https://theonion.com/father-teaches-son-how-to-fly-into-rage-over-completely-1819575391/

Professional skateboarder Tony Hawk accidentally gained an extra life after collecting the wrong golden letters. paletteswap.site/dif...

Mysterious Gerbil Watches From Edge Of Yard As Family Hamster Laid To Rest

WHAT

Man Practices Haircut Request Before Heading To Barber https://theonion.com/man-practices-haircut-request-before-heading-to-barber-1819578836/

if splatoon has taught me anything, it's that the existence of a robert downey jr. implies the existence of a robert downey pro and robert downey nova

This meaty creature's called Salty Tongue (take a guess why!). We've confirmed it can extend its neck to bite, and it looks like it drops some kind of egg-like object?

It turns out the Spiralhite Islands in #SplatoonRaiders are packed with Salmonids, and the local variety is both more colorful and more vicious. We've even spotted a few types not found at all in other regions.

Celebrate the new island game with the #MyNintendo #TomodachiLife: Living the Dream - Cozy Dream Sweepstakes. Enter today for a chance to win a trio of prizes to keep you cozy anytime night or day: ninten.do/6016v8qjG

Humanoid Robot Beats Human Half-Marathon Record https://theonion.com/humanoid-robot-beats-human-half-marathon-record/

It turns out the Spiralhite Islands in #SplatoonRaiders are packed with Salmonids, and the local variety is both more colorful and more vicious. We've even spotted a few types not found at all in other regions.

This meaty creature's called Salty Tongue (take a guess why!). We've confirmed it can extend its neck to bite, and it looks like it drops some kind of egg-like object?

i love him 🐟 #splatoon #splatoonraiders #art

We've got the latest research on #SplatoonRaiders! Catch a glimpse of adventure on the Spirhalite Islands in this video. Additionally, the launch date has been discovered! Venture out to the islands and hunt for treasure starting July 23rd. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jaag...

Some new Deep Cut amiibo figures will also be coming on July 23rd! Shiver, Frye, and Big Man are sporting their Spirhalite Island looks. Each of them also connects to a base so you can display them together.

You can adventure on your own in Splatoon Raiders, but you can also bring up to three other players in on the action, near or far. Don't worry about balance or difficulty—whether you team up with friends or go solo, it all evens out!

Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before https://theonion.com/disney-promises-star-wars-fans-a-new-era-of-blind-stabs-at-what-they-seemed-to-like-before/

UCSD Esports Gold has been there before. In his last dance, NerdyAdam isn't reminiscing... he's aiming for the top. 👑 #compSplatoon #Splatoon3

A couple things I noticed from skimming the Splatoon Raiders trailer as a very tired individual (🧵)

posting here for visibility #compsplatoon vouches, reposts, shares, etc. appreciated <3

I just finished making a 36 long thread and it's not letting me post it what do i do

After so long of being thank you for shield I have decided to finally update my title to reflect the current meta game

"We've been trying to contact you, about your shark extended warranty" 🦈