@puddibow.bsky.social and I are making a new d5 NA team and we’re looking for 2 slayers to fill our roster! Dm karl_spl on discord if interested (Likes and Reposts are appreciated :3)

Guys can we please stop estimating our divs so high There's people saying they're d4 when they cant even get top 3 at d7 capped tournaments There's people saying they're d3 when their best result is silver bracket tst There's people saying they're div 6 when they cant even top 3 w9 #compsplatoon

i didn't realize you'd already be able to get the new title lmao

I can’t believe I’m saying this but, behold my new main-bootleg splash-o-matic!

My thoughts on the 11.2 patch: (Sorry @petey.au they did your boy so dirty 😭😭) (Also rip crab and I’ll be investing in Luigi’s Mansion vacuum)

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Last minute 3rd kits copium before the direct

100% /srs #sprinklerontop

A new era :3 (Time to fix my sleep schedule)

Opinions on the western scene rn Well-rated: reasonable pick rate Over-played: overpicked respective to the weapon’s power/difficulty Underplayed: underused respective to the weapon’s power/utility

I’m better, I AM BETTER!!!

Every Heavy Splatling main rn (including me):

Done with exams, the summer grind starts today 💪

Sayonara Splash-o-matic, and Holala Heavy Splatling

I see nothing wrong here, 10/10 perfect game

Profit :3

Hi so Eveelution Solution pickup Got 4th place in silver bracket in al41 today thank to the people I played with it was really fun 💜 @aurynfox.bsky.social @imadgamerii.bsky.social @karlspl.bsky.social Here's our team pics And thank you for the support to all the people watching the stream 🙏

This pretty much sums it up (Please I’m begging on my knees for more slayers with actual mechs to play blaster and tri)

The learning curve of vac 96 vs heavy is like trying to climb Mount Everest with weighted climbing gear vs riding a helicopter to the top. /imma so srs

Can +1/Looking for +3 for Low Ink! (Pleaseeeeee I wanna make alpha for once 😭😭)

Splatoon 3 has really good special distribution! We have: 3 shooters with wail 3 shooters with crab 3 shooters with strike 3 shooters with cooler 3 shooters with screen And… 0 shooters with zipcaster…

Truly sad to see Pastry leave Splatoon. But I think we all agree that she’ll be remembered as a great role model as a player, a coach and a content creator. We’ll miss you ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

New mains I’m trying out

11.1 Zones Only Tier Lists! Tiers ordered for specials, not for mains (only top tiers are shown) The top weapons and comps have changed drastically since 11.0 and Splatoon 3 lowkey feels like a different game. Comment your thoughts!

Hey guys, hear me out: /srs

Washed 22 y/o grandpa carried by the new gen div9s and the GOAT Jasmine /j

Time to grind X rank!!! (Crableg zones btw…)

I understand it now…

This app still doesn’t have balloons so I borrowed some from the grok /j

Now that the current meta has been somewhat solved, here’s my recommended strongest comps for each viable anchor (backless comps excluded): Comment and share your thoughts as well!

In summary, 96 gal has: -No stats -No scores -No kills -No assists -No speed -No accuracy -Only painting, statpadding and vac spamming in rebound because you’re a good team player And therefore, -No b*tches

.96 gal spelt backwards is lag 69. Anyways, have a good rest of your day :3

I think I know why no one wants to play vac in NA you legit get 0 assists when you vac so a bad game makes your kd look so bad. This is truly a selfless weapon and requires you to not care about numbers too much

Guys, I’m back in business (time is a flat circle part 2)

It’s been a interesting run o7 Back to being a support FA/tournament sub for hire/sendouq warrior for the moment. hmu hmu

I got over the 210p splash malding so here’s my actual thoughts: -The best backlines (liter, pen, bow) are all untouched -The best midrange supports (96, pro) are all untouched -Only flingza’s buff and dynamo’s nerf rlly matter -pfs changes are AI generated (rip splash, dapple, dualie)

The team has been taking the 11.1 patch notes well

Ok this is the actual nail in the coffin, actually conforming to vac 96 (why tf are they nerfing splash when it’s falling off like crazy)

Competitive mindset check: It’s much easier to dismiss problems than to search for solutions, to blame others than to assess oneself. Competitive isn’t about playing when we know we’ll win, it’s about trying our best no matter what and reflecting afterwards. “To play without leaving regrets”

Now that the new meta has been somewhat solved: I’m genuinely surprised that not many players are picking up these two weapons. Compared to other good slayers now or in previous eras, these two are significantly easier to learn and give insane returns for a lot less effort. Highly recommended.

Week 1 of Vac 96: OH MY GOD, how on earth do 96 players cope with this sh*t ass main weapon? It’s like the player twisted an ankle while holding the gun and forgot how to strafe. The rng is legit a slot machine and you can forget about jumping. Outside of 190p vac spam and being midrange it’s so ass

BROWT WINS ALL 4 ONE #58: GOLDEN GAUNTLET 🥇🏆 @karlspl.bsky.social @redeye501.bsky.social @meetboy13.bsky.social @myserifish.bsky.social @jazzspl.bsky.social GGs to everyone we played!

here's how we feel the meta has been progressing so far since 11.0.1 Zones only, X to S tier ordered left to right, best to worst

Btw a good explanation of why the best supports/anchors are swapping to longer range values is bc of the 4 new best slayers (and it’s not even close):

Average game on humpback zones:

Chat, what did I say

Friendship has ended with splash, 96 and pro are now my new b*tches. It’s been a good run, sharp marker o7

Cooler weapons in the current meta: One good thing that the 11.0 changes did that I don’t see ppl talk about is that it made a lot of cooler weapons more viable. (8/9 to be exact, rip H3) Pencil is still on top, but this allows for more interesting comp building and other anchors to be picked.

The team has found our new comp /j