The learning curve of vac 96 vs heavy is like trying to climb Mount Everest with weighted climbing gear vs riding a helicopter to the top. /imma so srs

Can +1/Looking for +3 for Low Ink! (Pleaseeeeee I wanna make alpha for once 😭😭)

Splatoon 3 has really good special distribution! We have: 3 shooters with wail 3 shooters with crab 3 shooters with strike 3 shooters with cooler 3 shooters with screen And… 0 shooters with zipcaster…

Truly sad to see Pastry leave Splatoon. But I think we all agree that she’ll be remembered as a great role model as a player, a coach and a content creator. We’ll miss you ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

New mains I’m trying out

11.1 Zones Only Tier Lists! Tiers ordered for specials, not for mains (only top tiers are shown) The top weapons and comps have changed drastically since 11.0 and Splatoon 3 lowkey feels like a different game. Comment your thoughts!

Hey guys, hear me out: /srs

Washed 22 y/o grandpa carried by the new gen div9s and the GOAT Jasmine /j

Time to grind X rank!!! (Crableg zones btw…)

I understand it now…

This app still doesn’t have balloons so I borrowed some from the grok /j

Now that the current meta has been somewhat solved, here’s my recommended strongest comps for each viable anchor (backless comps excluded): Comment and share your thoughts as well!

In summary, 96 gal has: -No stats -No scores -No kills -No assists -No speed -No accuracy -Only painting, statpadding and vac spamming in rebound because you’re a good team player And therefore, -No b*tches

.96 gal spelt backwards is lag 69. Anyways, have a good rest of your day :3

I think I know why no one wants to play vac in NA you legit get 0 assists when you vac so a bad game makes your kd look so bad. This is truly a selfless weapon and requires you to not care about numbers too much

Guys, I’m back in business (time is a flat circle part 2)

It’s been a interesting run o7 Back to being a support FA/tournament sub for hire/sendouq warrior for the moment. hmu hmu

I got over the 210p splash malding so here’s my actual thoughts: -The best backlines (liter, pen, bow) are all untouched -The best midrange supports (96, pro) are all untouched -Only flingza’s buff and dynamo’s nerf rlly matter -pfs changes are AI generated (rip splash, dapple, dualie)

The team has been taking the 11.1 patch notes well

Ok this is the actual nail in the coffin, actually conforming to vac 96 (why tf are they nerfing splash when it’s falling off like crazy)

Competitive mindset check: It’s much easier to dismiss problems than to search for solutions, to blame others than to assess oneself. Competitive isn’t about playing when we know we’ll win, it’s about trying our best no matter what and reflecting afterwards. “To play without leaving regrets”

Now that the new meta has been somewhat solved: I’m genuinely surprised that not many players are picking up these two weapons. Compared to other good slayers now or in previous eras, these two are significantly easier to learn and give insane returns for a lot less effort. Highly recommended.

Week 1 of Vac 96: OH MY GOD, how on earth do 96 players cope with this sh*t ass main weapon? It’s like the player twisted an ankle while holding the gun and forgot how to strafe. The rng is legit a slot machine and you can forget about jumping. Outside of 190p vac spam and being midrange it’s so ass

BROWT WINS ALL 4 ONE #58: GOLDEN GAUNTLET 🥇🏆 @karlspl.bsky.social @redeye501.bsky.social @meetboy13.bsky.social @myserifish.bsky.social @jazzspl.bsky.social GGs to everyone we played!

here's how we feel the meta has been progressing so far since 11.0.1 Zones only, X to S tier ordered left to right, best to worst

Btw a good explanation of why the best supports/anchors are swapping to longer range values is bc of the 4 new best slayers (and it’s not even close):

Average game on humpback zones:

Chat, what did I say

Friendship has ended with splash, 96 and pro are now my new b*tches. It’s been a good run, sharp marker o7

Cooler weapons in the current meta: One good thing that the 11.0 changes did that I don’t see ppl talk about is that it made a lot of cooler weapons more viable. (8/9 to be exact, rip H3) Pencil is still on top, but this allows for more interesting comp building and other anchors to be picked.

The team has found our new comp /j

THIS IS MY DREAM TEAM @firehazardspl.bsky.social ! NOBODY'S BEATING THIS TEAM IN A 9 GAME SERIES! I'M PLAYING IN LUTI S17 DIV 5 BECAUSE DAMN I LOVE THESE OVERSEAS PLAYERS! I WANNA BE ENEMIES TO LOVERS!

K*lling myself has been postponed… LUTI DIV 5 LET’S F*CKING GOOOO!

Low Ink Day 1 Gas Gas Gas www.twitch.tv/thepicledude

My thoughts on divs: Divs are just a label TOs put on us for their convenience, not much else. That being said I hope some self proclaimed ‘mid-level’ players don’t quit the game when they get div5+ and realise they can’t win low ink. /sarc (Imma shoot myself if I somehow get div7 for a third time)

The 67 brainrot has reached Hong Kong, it’s so joeover (New Years Market)

Playing brinewater 5 times out of the 7 sets lowkey broke my sanity ngl (also finally new team yayyyyyyyyyy)

Hoppin on the trend on sharing my mains throughout my comp career! (Spoiler alert: it can be boiled down to me paintmaxxing for the best special in every particular meta 😭😭)

I love Splatoon 2 :3

Dear bow players looking for a team for luti (ahem @coastlinebow.bsky.social @puddibow.bsky.social ): This is the only comp that is both good and you can realistically find players that play said weapons. Thank me later :3

Every time I play zap for liter and proceed to win:

FULL WEAPON HITBOX CHANGE LIST THREAD (WIP) 10.1.0 -> 11.0.0 from leanny.github.io/splat3/param... The numbers will be the "attack collission radii" and shows the difference between each shots hitbox size in distance units. All collission with stage terrain remains the same as 10.1.0.

11.0 Day 1 thoughts: Note: I mostly played vsplash (my main) and vblaster (for fun) -Dynamo is real -Blasters aoe are actually cancer (every blaster got a indirect radius buff) -Flow aura is a slayer-only thing unless you have a special with multi-kill potential -Hurtbox reduction not noticeable 1/2

Chat what did I say, this sh*t is so insanely busted with sblast gone, an endlag reduction, a radius buff and aura farming.

Ok, surely this time I get to play luti properly right? (Every time I played in the past I never got to playoffs bc of scheduling issues with eu teams lol) Likes and Reposts appreciated!

Today we honour the death of sblast 91 and commemorate the rise of the next best slayer in the game /srs

HOLY +40

Bringing this up again: X rank will always be the most objective and unbiased mode of practice. We can choose when to play, what weapon we use, what map/mode we want etc. The only thing stopping us from doing it is literally our ego, and the pain of shattering it in the realisation of a truth.

One thing that sucks playing at 2am or 8am is the fact that sometimes I just can’t perform well at those times. And it sucks even more when I get the chance to play with friends or ppl I know then fumble a tourney run. I kinda wish my performance was on par more consistently ngl.