Apparently there is x rank discourse now so daily reminder that it is never your fault and if you blame your teammates that is a sign of very high skill

New plan on getting good at splatoon: overdose on tylenol and get autism (how is this a real claim made by a real government)

minutes of big run played: 0 points gained in zones x rank: -0.6 W weekend❤️‍🩹

New video out now youtu.be/mixSqtlm01U

exasperatingly losing hope still FA + looking for a group to play NA league

S1 stealth jump counter strat

X rank day 9: I locked in for once and I’m now only 0.6 points down for the weekend

“Oh boy I’m 2-2 i sure hope I get a good team to close out the set!” The humble melon:

tenta brella scorch gorge falloff kill in the exact same spot for the 8 trillionth time

Toby fox playing undertale 2 on his giant playthrough stream that had to happen when I’m asleep

idk why i keep playing x rank because it's really laggy and i'm disconnecting, i know it's really laggy, and i'm still queueing. this kind of dedication is holding me back

X rank day 8 it doesn’t even matter anymore whenever it starts going well i either get disconnected or forced to 1v4 its just whatever

I am about to return down to 2400 realm

5 games was enough I switched off

Playing vtent today see you all in 2300

Double vac comp and we used 3 vaccums to get lead against a team with no vac this special is so evil

One day I will learn how to Splatoon and it will be over for everybody else

I’d like to see an sblast walk in and block attacks like this. I know who my goat is

X rank day 7 it’s ok to be fraudulent some days I’ll bounce back

Ink vac

www.youtube.com/watch?v=47Ib... How to approach death in Splatoon 3, I have decided not to make a hyperdrive guide but rather explain some of the concepts I used when coaching @paradigmstarfish.bsky.social so both Hyperdive and Meta players can benefit. I would appreciate feedback on this video.

Like I just don’t understand how I’m losing 56 points for a 1-3 when my opponents are doing this

Yeah so it’s probably going to be pretty difficult trying to get 3k when the opponents are flying across my screen and shooting no bullets but my bad team I should’ve just been better

Let's respond to hate with love. Let's respond to love with big love. To those who are anti-transgender, Chiitan isn't asking you to understand transgender people. I ask that you quietly watch over us. Transgender people just want to be happy with the people they love🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

I was thinking about that idea the other day too, just ways of “fixing” RM! - instant explode if you go into rm-free zone - behind your first check becomes rm-free zone - timer moves faster if winning team picks up RM and doesn’t move forward - respawn RM close to first check if you stall as above?

“Tent is bad on tower control” Tent on tower control:

We got to stop this making the time go down faster in rainmaker free zones and start making the rainmaker holder explode because then maybe people will actually stop going there

Playing urchin zones today can’t wait for the sliders

trans rights

Got so bored today I started making tent builds on sendou ink even though Im not even playing bad with my current build

All my posts are at weekends i really can’t talk about anything until I’m playing tent

mini flingza montage because i love this weapon youtu.be/vt0LNnwlP90

Update on my urchin w/l (I played one game of clam blitz)

Queued Kyo in x rank today and his chat started talking about nerfing tent have I made it

Just faced up against literal god hack 52 bro was still shooting me after he was dead

There are zero (0) cream tent players in na rainmaker right now

Sturgeon shipyard falloff kill part 900 billion

Like when the fuck did Nintendo give decav a triple dash slash button

Current x rank lobbies are being held together by a piece of string so I’m ending at 2600 and top 500 with 0 losses (and an overtime dc) 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Disconnect in overtime in the laggiest game ever and I get -50 ok after all that carrying ig

Enemy team was going fast and surprising us so I had to go faster and surprise them

Still haven’t beaten my tower control peak from 2022 ttek region

Sturgeon shipyard zones today so let’s just say 2600 will not be happening this weekend

Almost lost a 1v1 to an Aerospray yesterday but then i suddenly remembered how to aim

Brand new video out now of the Funniest Competitve Splatoon 3 Moments #compsplatoon #splatoon #splatoon3 youtu.be/2V4f3gsQT0I?...

Zooka

I get no clips for like 5 years and then I get 1 billion today this isnt fair I can’t upload them all at once people will think Im showing off