I’m catalog level 30 this season it’s time to grind

Hey LCS attendees! Make sure to pick up a commemorative 4x6 postcard at your qualifier event to celebrate the LAN Championship Showdown! Next stop: Booyah Bay CableCar Coast! Artist: @andromedia.bsky.social

We are trying something new this time around with scheduling. Having additional help will help us get more matches (and give Kyon and myself more time to, you know, breath). We truly appreciate anyone who can help out.

Congratulations to Deep-Fried Chuds for winning SoCallie #9 and accepting your nomination for the LCS 2026! We will be taking a week break since not many sweaty gamers want to compete on Valentines Day (or so I'm told). We will see you in two weeks for the next qual: Booyah Bay - Cable Car Coast!

Not my best work

Do we think @glitchedcactus.bsky.social is okay with transparent Kermit?? Anyways go watch SoCallie, the second LAN Championship Qualifier! www.twitch.tv/SplatoonTourney

Happy LCS qualifier launch day! I’m excited to see what the folks in Toronto have been cooking! Be sure to tune in Torontoroka 2026 12pm ET: www.twitch.tv/SplatoonTourney www.start.gg/tournament/t...

Between the LCS and LUTI Tonight, spring is a fun time I promise

Here is the coverage map for all qualifiers for the LAN Championship 2026! Which LAN is closest to you?

Wendy says stay warm today!

Weekend activities so far include having a sick toddler, getting 2 hours of broken sleep, sleeping on his floor and stepping on your glasses, all before a big winter storm. 0/10 past 24 hours

12 amazing LANs! The first event kicks off in less than two weeks!

First LANs of 2026 happening on this Saturday, January 17th! @dontflounderspl.bsky.social on SplatoonTourney at 1pm ET @nesquids.bsky.social on SplatoonTourney2 at 3pm ET Neither of these are their respective LCS qualifiers, but rumor has it they will both be pretty good (I started the rumor)

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This is my annual post to remind everyone I am a Pittsburgh Steelers fan even though I live in Ohio. Go Steelers 🖤🟡

a loooot of effort is going in the LCS 2026 multistream that i think a lot of people won't even notice. It's been a really fun problem to solve and im happy with what it's looking like

Headed to one of the LAN Championship Qualifiers? Here is the map pool for all 12 LANs and the LCS event on April 26th, 2026. Each qualifier will have their own format with their own counter-pick rules

Tonight I beat @toastyspl.bsky.social in pin bowling, which means I am the new TO for all of your favorite one-off events Ignore the text below the scoreboard in the first image

How the VC went

2025 is wrapping up - This year kept me insanely busy with it being the first full calendar year with my son and juggling various Splatoon projects all year. While I am overall less active online, especially with commentary and quitting streaming, I still made the most of my year! ↓ Highlights ↓

At my parents house today. Here are the childhood games I grew up with!

Speedrunning Costco any% to get diapers, protein shakes, and Michelob Ultra then I’ll be joining @kyon2570.bsky.social @splatoonlily.bsky.social and @shinyhunterzach.bsky.social on @broadcastbeep.com tonight at 8:30pm ET to talk about the NA League, The LCS2026 and more! www.twitch.tv/BroadcastBEEP

This first event was one of the most viewed Splatoon tournaments on Twitch in the big 2025, let’s hope to make it even bigger this time around!

Introducing the LAN Championship Showdown 2026! youtu.be/Wuig7aYvEf4?...

Good Morning, LAN enjoyers

Who needs Spotify Wrapped when you have your MyPanera Sip Club Wrapped?

About to fly home ✈️

Was truly great working the all the folks that made #S3NAL a reality. What a day of absolutely amazing gameplay to close out a wonderful season. So thankful to have been a part of it all. Bittersweet that’s it’s all over, but it’s got me wondering how I can fit in more Splatoon events in 2026! 🦑 🐙

Thank you so much to everyone who tuned in to the Splatoon 3 North American League this season. I’m so lucky to be included with such talented casters, production, spec cam ops, and players. I still have lots of self doubt and imposter syndrome but I truly hope I helped put on an enjoyable show.

my heart is so full - thank you so much for all of the support throughout the #S3NAL 💖 i wouldn't be here without the village of people behind the scenes and on screen with me so pls make sure you support them all too 🦑🐙 long live comp splatoon and see you all next season! ✨🙏

Follow one of the best spec cam operators in the scene

My day 1 and 2 partners in crime. Some of the finest commentators in the Splatoon scene! @shinyhunterzach.bsky.social @mellana.bsky.social

That’s a wrap! What an incredible weekend. Congratulations to all of the teams who completed this weekend!

HOLY match between Moonlight and FTWin!

Squad getting ready for day 2! See you all soon!

This wasn't on my bucket list for this afternoon and I apologize I didn't plug but I had the pleasure of commentating the PlayVS Splatoon 3 High School Championships with @austylavista.bsky.social ! Congratulations to Northside High School from Arkansas for getting the win!

Qualified for day 2! Will definitely be cheering them on tomorrow!

Had to wish the University of Dayton Firefin Flyers good luck in the @ccasplatoon.bsky.social playoffs by bringing them pizza! Go Flyers!

*Splatoon 3 North American League Top 8 Dashboard Update* Created a Stages and Modes tab that allows you to drill down into the frequencies in which specific Stages and Modes were played, along with all of the games and results from those specific games and modes

3) Healthy Diet FG is 0-6 in all of matches played against Top 8 Teams (5-18 in games). They are expected to face Milky Way in round 1, who they have never faced in a Top 8 bracket! Out of all metrics to compare healthy diet FG vs Milky Way, HDFG excels in none. They are the true underdogs

🌟 My shop is now open! 🌟 Omamori is open for business! Visit at the link below to view my newest Splatoon merchandise line, the Sleepy Squids collection! Happy shopping and thank you for all and any support 💗 oyasumilunachan.bigcartel.com

For the next few days, I will be sharing some fun facts about some of the statistics for the Top 8 Teams in the Splatoon 3 NA League! 1) fofofo has played in most number of games (86) against any of the Top 8 teams! They are 56-30 in all games, with RM being their best mode at a win rate of 73%

With the Splatoon 3 NA League playoffs happening in two weeks, I created a dashboard that analyzes statistics for all teams in the Top 8 playoffs for head-to-head matches! You can find and interact with the dashboard here: public.tableau.com/app/profile/... (More information below)

The Splatoon 3 North American League regular season is a wrap and here are the final standings! Congrats to the top 8, and get ready for the Playoffs on Dec 13th and 14th at 12pm PT, where the winning team will be decided!

This is where Pokémon peaked. Nothing has been the same since

Got it early! Whoops!

Good news, the new windows are finally installed. Bad news: It took them seven days (including the weekend) so I felt like I haven’t had the house to myself I have been sick for seven straight days I swear I have been sick more in the 1.5 years with having a kid than I have for the past 10 years 😭

Here are the LANs happening on SplatoonTourney for the second half of November! November 15th - Sunset Surge: Noveau Emberz 2025 Noveber 22nd - Anarchy NoVA 2 (Anarchy NoVA's first stream!) More Information listed below: