Trying to buy a new phone rapidly and they all look so weird because they don't have dents in the middle

I would like to dedicate the rest of my day to crying. However instead I am going to be very brave and read Anne's House of Dreams

Keep your goths in mind on this difficult morning as the days start to get longer.

experiencing waves & waves of sadness & despair

“Hello,” said Frog. “Look at my list of things to do,” said Toad. “Oh,” said Frog, “that is very nice.” Toad said, “My list tells me that we will go for a walk.”

What I need at the perfect time - an Alan gogoll release!

Phone only plays parachutes by Hayley williams

if you send me proof of a $15 donation i'll do a crayon doodle for you, +$10 for extra characters; donate $50 and i'll do a set of outfit design sketches of your character

literally the only thing accessible on the phone is GOOGLE GEMINI

Frog was trembling. “I am not afraid!” he shouted.

my phone literally does not function and its very annoying

I thought you were gonna catch me / I never stopped falling for you / now I know better, never let me / leave home without a parachute

trying to put files on my phone from my computer and i guess we just can't do that in 2025

3/68: Abraham the OG whom a whole religious group is named after. didn't do much and is mostly renowned for deranged side stories like that time he almost sacrificed his son. likely has a great account with 100k+ followers that only posts once every 2 months Rating: 9/10

I'm a petty thing / on a high high horse

I'm on stimulants and a lot of coffee and still QUITE SLEEPY

I did not find the bacon jam sandwich in any way materially different than the regular $6 meal deal bacon sandwich

a little bit of hope means you want to know about the world, no matter what it's done to you

Jude: you'll have to read on your phone on the bus Me: 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

[man who has 30 holds waiting for them at the downtown library] i make good decisions <3

I was having an emotion, and I hate that.

I started watching man on the inside & it is screamingly funny but also makes me think about my parents' mortality

I have made a bad decision and now I'm going to sleep.

"That's so dumb it's brilliant!" "No, it's just dumb!!!"

Obsessed with the environmental storytelling the masks are doing in Glass Onion

I'm watching glass onion and making chocolate croissant.

Safety first! From pandemic to apocalypse, a high quality mask will protect you and your loved ones, no matter what transpires. Your future matters!

getting out of a relationship is stupid as fuck like hi everyone i've been going through insane trauma for the past six months and i didn't want to tell you in case they were right and i am evil. can we drink like a fuckton of coffee and you tell me that i have autonomy and real winners quit

Back when Shades of Milk and Honey was published, we didn't use the term "romantasy." But that's absolutely what it is. Just saying, in case you're looking for a romantasy book to read during the holidays. bookshop.org/p/books/shad...

running for office and my entire platform is making wings cheaper

It's all too much, I fear / I'm getting out of here

But I’m willing to work for this Just show me where to dig And I’m ready to hurt for this I know exactly what this is— Good grief I want that good grief The one that heals me That leaves me clarified by fire When I’m burned clean Tempered by light and heat

the artist's way told me i should buy babka this week which does kind of seem like a good idea

We can never undo what we have done. We can never go back in time. We write history with our decisions and our actions. But we also write history with our responses to those actions.

this is most nights in our household

googling "big band jazz that can help me express my extreme despair"

and i'm just cruising like the gas is cheap or free

I want to live! I want to live! I have fought so hard to get the things that I want and to live the life that I want to live, I want to live! I want to stay in the world! I am the person I have always dreamed of becoming!

Walking home from the library absolutely drenched scream-singing to Jensen McRae

I have the dream again / I have the dream again

Ooooh! THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT, containing my post-Stand story 'Hunted to Extinction,' is on sale for $4.99 today at Kobo Canada! Perhaps elsewhere? This is very cheap for 800 pages of book 🤩 www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/...

west end girl is so fucking good??

looking at refurbing the ipod classic and it's like.... eugh.... 160gb..... in THIS economy???

Quite surprised and rather delighted to find myself the first person quoted in this piece about the terrible new operating system we all have to get used to because of, you know, the situation

dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad

The thing about the Phoenix Wright series is that it's ostensibly based on logical deduction but in order to achieve the leaps of logic present in the games, you have to have suffered a severe head trauma

i hate that people need to do gfms for this type of thing, but it's only $350 total, so, if you have a few bucks to pitch in, it goes far. www.gofundme.com/f/support-pa...

i have been given permission to purchase (or refurb) jude an mp3 player which is somehow more exciting than buying or refurbing one myself

This CD I really want is not importing :<

Sometimes you get yourself into a problem so stupid that you just have to be like. I have a lot of library books to get to.