Some lizards were sitting nearby. “Does Toad really look funny in his bathing suit?” they asked.

An update on my father is that he has been too ill to watch Star Trek.

The update about my father is that he is still full of tubes but now he is surrounded by a variety of small animals in trinket format

The library begging me for their items back and it's like. You are never getting those books back. Suffer for one month. Then I will find them

I'm finished with my brief youtube shorts addiction because I've seen the entirety of The Menu now

I'm in big pain and I wish to drink like 64oz of cold brew

instead of beauty blossomed from defeat / i choose the more powerful 'villain' instead

"seven of nine is the cuntiest borg to exist. she's strutting around with her bazongas. and in a cat suit. there was never a sexy borg until seven of nine" - @specialsalmon.bsky.social

the ones who walk away from omelas but it's about making taylor swift sad so she writes good music

🎶I'm so depressed I act like everyday's my birthdaaaay 🎶

maybe if you were more like a danish-swedish farmdog with keen intelligence, with a cheerful, willing nature, you’d feel better

How come none of you have ever informed me that Spotted Salamanders have a symbiotic relationship with algae that grow in their eggs (algae supply larvae with oxygen and sugar)? That algae may live within them and pass to future generations? www.scientificamerican.com/blog/artful-...

Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years

My melcat is trapped in the downtown library and I am only going to be downtown for 15 minutes before 10am

Took industrial strength stimulation drug and I had a fantastic 30 minutes of not feeling like I could have a little nap. But that time is over now.

#Portland - I was supposed to give this speech at a labor rally against ice. It is a love letter to the American worker from #Cuzcatlan. Due to poor planning + being gassed, the rally closed + the mic was turned off. I was the only migrant labor organizer. I spoke anyway: youtu.be/-guhMJrRP4o?...

Storygraph stopped tracking my reading correctly so I am throwing in the towel and getting really into a custom google spreadsheet.

Not doing my skincare routine for three days has made me feel LITERALLY AWFUL. Very silly how good this routine makes me feel because I am not sure it is Doing Anything for my skin

genuinely i think this episode of star trek is just RACISM and SEXISM?

wait i HAVE to pitch this one for #CUPIT it literally has cupid in the title. self-proclaimed "breakup artist" gets in over her head when she's hired to prevent the engagement of mafia princesses from feuding families. 🌈f/f/f romcom 🔍old-school PI vibes 😈everyone is slightly terrible #CR #RC #LGBT

Electing not to fire my current client even tho I have to say the sentence "I work for a tech startup called Moose" in a formal professional setting

today, it's not yuri or myri it's ourri... 💜

my beloved father is FULL OF TUBES which is probably the 2nd worst thing to be full of.

they're solving a mystery or whatever and spock is just standing around watching a video on 400x speed and everyone's like that's really annoying can you do that somewhere else

so much of star trek is spock just saying [extremely normal scientific conclusion] and everyone reacts like he's done witchcraft

pretty sure this gal is in blackface. and it's really bad???

He said that I was not long. And I am long! It is your definition of long that is holding you back

Geordi laforge and sulu are the same person. In this essay I will

I FORGOT TO BUY MY FAVORITE CHEDDAR CHEESE

"5'3 would be VERY LONG for a fish" - @specialsalmon.bsky.social

"I can't do that in my head.... I'm not like the school girls in Little House on the Prairie....."

I'm falling asleep on the couch watching voyager with lat and they keep asking me mental math problems

"I want all of the writers on star trek academy fired and diane duane and premee mohamed to replace them" - @specialsalmon.bsky.social

"we need help getting Greg back up--finally--to what he genuinely and inexplicably loves doing: teaching people to drive" What better cause is there. www.gofundme.com/f/help-with-...

If you see a crosswalk you KNOW there are going to be pedestrians in it!!!

As promised, here is a brief video of my husband conducting a 5 hour online driving course from our bedroom. Just a sample. Alt-text in comments.

we are not colleagues

Oh, we're all off Discord now. I use Witchhazel now. Lindworm doesn't let you stream your screen. Paprika is actually a foreign surveillance app. Dude, send me your Dingo. I can't sign up for Jester Plus. I don't like the UI for Cabinet's mobile app. Just toss me your Spork. We're on Spork now.

So peeved by AI that I no longer want to talk to my beloved friend Hey Google

can't afford to live but also don't qualify for medicaid or the lsac lsat fee waiver.....

Did an update and want to stress: I will annoy all of you with videos of my husband doing his 5 hour driving course, not just because we need the money but also I dunno that most people outside of the city know wtf I'm talking about. It is a sight to behold, or a sigh to endure. gofund.me/7e69da9fb

I have set something on fire a little bit.

This bus should have left 15 minutes ago and I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.

Gal on this bus who looks like a favored coworker but is NOT that coworker. Can't tease them about being late to their shift.....the same shift that I am also going to be late to.....

OATCLICK: The action of selecting one’s dairy preference for coffee on an office vending machine. #pangram

Exhausted! at the Pittsfield library

loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.

If you want something sweet, sugary, fresh, scrumptious and delicious, I can recommend a synonym roll

"That I still love him, and I wish that he could be a brother to me. And that I could take him home." Astrid continues to write.

I'm being so brave and not buying coffee and a little treat......