if a dog and a cat competed to be president, the dog would be a republican and the cat would be a dem

damn being off twitter rly allowed me to miss katy perry going to space 😭😭 oh well who gaf

what if taylor swift albums were the zodiac signs? a thread🧵

first I just wanna say... VILLAIN BOB WITH BANGS!!! also the obvious polaroid... RED GREEN RED GREEN!!!

“Couldn’t have said it better myself “! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Lady Gaga has kicked off her #Coachella set.

half of the posts on twitter remind me that the dead internet theory is very real

Good morning Bluesky !

coffee? weed should be named cough-ee. coffee should be named drinky follow me for more news

You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

somewhere in the world there is a coworker still making demure jokes

I hate wearing shirts that don't breathe bc even if I'm not hot I still get boob sweat

Love seeing all the people who care. Big cities are amazing, but this bravery is what makes my heart burst.

San Francisco gets an A+ for presentation and form.

found a prepper forum for women and it's hilarious how much more practical it is. the men are all stockpiling guns and this group is like crowdsourcing ideas for keeping a CPAP running to take care of an elderly parent in an extended power outage

I know bisexuality exists because i exist, and I'm full of it

And again.

If you support invading Canada or Greenland, you are a horrible person without a shred of morality or intelligence.

This is the result of decades of civic poisoning by Fox News and right-wing echo chambers and channels.

These comments on Sabrina’s post… it’s like the set of the YNTCD music video. Gayyyyyyy

this is so fucking funny

socrates never existed btw

Are you proudly one of them?👇 Let’s see all those beautiful hands raised, high! 🤚✨

When you look at the list of institutions they want to defund: libraries, museums, the Smithsonian, public schools, PBS, NPR, archives, you can clearly see that the real threat to an authoritarian regime is an informed and educated public

What a great analogy!

I miss ttpd era. this feels like the time between eras. its like no man's land

Why not both?

Been excited to hit this time re: doing some Gaylor Throwback posts... time for SWIFTGRON SPRING throwbackz. 13 years ago on March 25, 2012 Di & Tay go see The Hunger Games. Dianna tweets about it but doesn’t mention Taylor-- but some fans take a picture of them so we know they were there together.

sometimes when people call me "creative" it's like just call me a dyke

this album will always go so hard. r u mine? one for the road? Arabella? pls that trio lineup is INSANE

Remember—spring hasn’t officially sprung until the grape lady falls.

i had a dream where luigi got out of jail and the first thing he did was post a dan hentschel type video about how elon was his next target

the birth of son loaf

An old picture of Dan’s we circled back on quite a bit. Could never quite crack it. -EDDIE

Imagine a future where this is your wife!

here is how I would structure this list (based on impact) 1. beyonce 2. taylor swift 3. ariana grande 4. lady gaga 5. rihanna 6. katy perry 7. adele 8. miley cyrus 9. p!nk 10. alicia keys also 3-5 are interchangeable to me

what if adam's rib just did that

jesus christ was the original wokescold and they handled him the only way you should

*enchants u*

Ben & Jerry’s alleges that Unilever (their parent company) fired their CEO over the brand’s political activism, including support for Palestine.

A federal judge has indefinitely blocked Donald Trump’s ban on transgender people serving in the military.

Please Like Me

NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!” @USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?” NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY* (not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)

two high people talking

if I had a daughter I would try to make her life like Eloise except I would be nanny