I had to write a letter to my grandparents today to send along with some pictures of the kids because they do not do technology 😂 it felt strange but nostalgic and sweet. I haven't written a letter in so long and only ever to them. 🩷

my husband and I were just traumatized by the tøp mv for drag path 😭 the horrors

today was a fairytale... no I mean it is fairytale day at school today 😂 so my daughter dressed up as a princess. 👑

lets get this baguette 🫩🥖

i dont know about you, but i'm feeling 22 days til spring

these mellow versions are heavenly brb I'm ascending

my friend thinks she can get me a ticket for Hilary's Irving show y'all fingers crossed pleased!

Listening to this song, it's so hard to imagine any other woman making Hilary Duff insecure. It makes me sad because she's amazing and gorgeous but she really is just a girl too. 🥺 music.youtube.com/watch?v=HA8J...

when in doubt, everything bagel

Rep. Al Green held a sign as Trump walked by him in the chamber reading "Black people aren't apes." He was just removed from the chamber.

I didn't realize it had to be said but apparently so since all of these Morgan Wallen accounts keep following me ? but I'm not his fan. at all lol. so yeah.

I'm fucking crying 😭 gotta say RIP to my dad all over again

this pre-recorded message on a work call was like "we know most people don't like phone trees but we have one too" lmao why even mention it I'm crying 😂

she's here! now how can I tell if she actually wrote this signature or not 😂

Well I'm super nervous to share this (heart is pounding) but I'm practicing facing my fears so here's what I wrote yesterday for substack. Just a little personal essay type thing. If you'd like to read it I'd love to know what you think! 🫶🏼🥹

Mother knows best 🙂‍↕️

btw embroidered merch > printed merch

No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist 🤭

advertise your account with a gif 🤷🏻‍♀️ I just searched my username lol

hello my loves, life has been kinda rough this past week so sorry I've been inactive. I've been writing a lot lately and started sharing some of it on substack. would anyone here be interested in reading my thoughts? lol if so I may post the link here. 🥹🫶🏼

As a test, I tell every man that Kelly Clarkson wrote Because of You about her childhood pet turtle that got hit by a car. They almost always believe me without question and whenever that's the case I never admit the truth, I just let them go on believing it.

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when you tell someone you're going to vote today and they say "for what?" ... the Texas primary??? and then they tell you they couldn't care less... I hate it here.

one of my biggest pet peeves is seeing a menu referring to sandwiches as "handhelds". cringe. suddenly it's a piece of tech? what are we doing

I really hope we get grainy live streams of Hilary Duff's tour like we did for the eras tour. Can we please make this happen please?? 🥲

FUCK oh well it's ok I'm getting her signed vinyl soon (coping)

really fucked up sleeping on the Hilary Duff tour presale huh 🫠

GO STREAM LUCK... OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD 🩷 MY AOTY music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

listen I know it's late but I just have to say that I love how obsessed Matthew Koma is with his wife THE Hilary Duff

I got new glasses today but you can't see them yet bc I'm also chopped today but I'll show y'all later don't worry 😌

I saw something the other day that said “Practice letting yourself feel held instead of hypervigilant” and I think that's exactly what I needed.

PSA: they have lavender lattes and honey lattes at Scooters now!!

hiiii good morning! I'm both exhausted and happy to reveal that my writers block miraculously went away last night and I accidentally stayed up until 3 AM writing. 😁

I've been obsessed with her since I was little and watched Casper Meets Wendy like why wouldn't I at least try

I think I'm going to fight for Hilary Duff tickets despite not knowing if I could even actually go when the time comes lol but maybe right?

good morning and good twizzles!

there's something about my hubby touching my butt even briefly that makes me want to scream because it's literally like heroin

I ordered girl scout cookies :)

I feel like there should be an option that says "bc this bitch is DUMB" whenever I click the "Not Interested" button on a post.

I think my child convinced her teacher she has a stomach bug to come home early today but actually she's just constipated and wants the heat pad. Talk about a little Leo with the theatrics. 😂

technical problems at work so I'm watching figure skating 😌

is it the fact that I'm a Libra that makes me insist on keeping this bouquet of flowers here at my desk despite it irritating my sinuses or 💔

having dream fomo bc I don't remember mine last night

so how do y'all feel about the Opalite remixes just curious

THIS SHOW WAS SO PROBLEMATIC WHY WAS I WATCHING IT AT LIKE 10 YEARS OLD

can't stop laughing at my husband trying to say punxsutawney phil but saying PENTATONIX PHIL INSTEAD 😭

about to watch the ANTM documentary on Netflix since that show scarred me for life as a child

I took a tiny sip from my husband's 7 brew drink and now there's a slight tingling spot in my mouth wtf

🚨ATTENTION HARRIES🚨 I have ONE ticket for sale for Together, Together at MSG Wednesday, Sept. 2nd!! Solo ticket, I will not be there, the seats around it are sold out. Selling for exactly what I paid after fees but I will let you know it’s not cheap. Lower bowl, full view, pls dm if interested 🪩