if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

Wife is here in spirit #goducks

The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed

Really got the tinfoil hat on for this but this is almost so incredibly stupid it feels like a plant by Dems to never have to back a Dem socialist again

Lmao

Did that baby have a corona?

The bully from the IT remake looks like how I imagine Theo Von looked as a kid

As someone who grew up in Fairbanks that Apple+ show The Last Frontier is a rare L from them.

This is the most Eugene reaction to being handed Arby’s lmao #GoDucks

Dan Lanning makes it so hard to be a baseline football pessimist. #goducks

I hope every ICE agent laying in bed alone at night gains that moment of guilt and clarity while their personal sidearm calls out to them like the Green Goblin mask

Well, well, well...if it isn't the endlessly dismissed Left being proven 100% correct about someone for the one billionth time.

Arch Manning is just Shaduer Sanders without the watch

Every one of these guys should be tried at The Hague. They should all be arrested by international police if they ever try to vacation outside of the country

Lanning is already my favorite coach in all sports but I can’t express how much him bringing Oregon their first championship would turn him into the God of Eugene. They could rename the stadium after him and I’d be cool with it.

Congrats to the Green Bay Packers for trading away 2 first rounders to become exactly as good as the Dallas Cowboys

I’m going to be INSUFFERABLE for two weeks. #goducks

If you live in Oregon and you believe Portland is “War Ravaged” they should lock up the crayons in the Walmart near your home like they do with cold medicine

The only way they aren’t lying about the ICE detention facility shooting not targeting detainees but somehow only killing the detainees means the ICE officers were using them as shields….

This would be the best day to No Call No Show work

I will celebrate by continuing to not watch Jimmy Kimmel but also being like hey this is good

As stated earlier by others, it does not matter what you post or do not post here. The right wing has their narrative they’re going to push, because they understand they are at war with democracy and that propaganda *works.*

oh wow suddenly it’s “Just Kidding” day on Bluesky, nothing you post counts legally

There's nothing wrong with joking about a bad thing that happened to a bad person who explicitly stated he wants to live in a world where that *exact* bad thing happens to other people.

Ndamukong Hawk Tua

To be fair they didn’t say “President Trump” so I’m going to hold out hope it’s Barron announcing pops croaked

That was the most fun evening online since he got Covid. We should do it every Friday night

This is like in Peter Pan where the audience tries to revive Tinkerbell with applause. Except, you know, the opposite.

I legit need this to go to bed lol

long weekend at bernie's

✨💚💛✨I literally get chills & emotional every time I see this performance (saw it live too) of Univ of Oregons Duck (#1 Mascot🫶🏼) performance. A magical day. Using this to eagerly anticipate & prepare for Oregon’s 🏈 season to kick off tomorrow. ENJOY ✨ 💚 GO DUCKS 💛 ✨ youtube.com/watch?v=pEO-...

Trumps arteries doing more to combat fascism than any democrat

In 2016, before Trump secured the GOP nomination, the Boston Globe made a fictional dystopian front page of what a nightmare world it would be if Trump won. And those just pretty much are our actual headlines now.

Get off my lawn unless I know you personally

Charlie Kirk being excited that Eric Cartman is essentially playing him on South Park is so funny. Like buddy do you not get that the character is supposed to be evil incarnate that nobody likes? It’s not a compliment.

Damn. We even lose vs the USA

How long before ICE agents start claiming Havana Syndrome?

Not getting too giddy about Trump health stuff because it too conveniently came out as the Epstein story wouldn’t go away. Also noting truly “good” happens in this country anymore and that would be a Yub Nub level event

Nothing makes me transform into a Boomer like door to door salesman ignoring a no solicitation sign

Rewatched this tonight and the main thing that doesn’t hold up is the IDF sniper lady being the moral center…

So if I understand this correctly the NY race will between the disgraced sexpest predator senior mass slaughter cover up ex-mayor, the disgraced corrupt sexual assault criminal ex-mayor, and a guy who wants everyone to have free bus rides?

It’s really good that the Democratic Party as a whole has a history of learning lessons and making moves based on that knowledge

Watching Mission Impossible: Fallout and watching Alec Baldwin pull a gun and say “I think this one’s loaded. Care to find out?” doesn’t hold up

Watching Jaws for the first time in 20 odd years and I can’t express enough what this movie did to me by being on tv when my family went to Hawaii when I was 6…

If we’re going to war in the Middle East for oil again we can all at least be thankful that Toby Keith is dead

Nobody more eager for war than people that don’t have to go…

The irony of Israel, once again attacking first, then getting indignant when there’s a response shouldn’t be lost on anyone

Someone should let Israel know that Iran isn’t all starved women and children and have capabilities to fight back…