Two more Salamander variants have hit my shop! There's more coming but these are the last two for a while! www.palaeoplushies.com

I haven’t watched heated rivalry, but I am immensely grateful for it bc it has spawned a new a subcategory of queers: hot guys in their early 30s who have finally discovered reading for pleasure

Currently doing an (unauthorized) audit of a Professional Licensure exam prep course, and I am RAGING at this instructor, saying with apparent authority. that the "baseT" in ether specifications "Doesn't really mean anything" B is Baseband. T is twisted-pair, IE, Copper wires.

Coping Mechanism for the day:

my game, Gecko Gods, is releasing April 16th 🦎

Yesterday was my birthday so today (and for the rest of the week) all nail polishes are 33% off with promo code BDAY26! ✨All sets and colors are restocked and available now!✨

“Lock in?” Babe, I have ADHD. I’m locked out and the keys are inside.

It's easy to be concerned about vaccines when you stop being concerned about viruses. You can only stop being concerned about viruses in a world with vaccines.

If y'all want to get your sci-fi groove on without having to buy into a streaming service... cordcuttersnews.com/babylon-5-is...

Update that matters to nobody but me: Said gas station has shut down completely, had it's pumps removed, and as of November the lot/building was for lease. Missing my childhood HARD right now.

Elliott from ET graduated from my HS.

Capricorn: Today you will realize that though a filibuster is an excellent political tactic, sometimes grabbing your political opponents by the balls and squeezing until they pop like water balloons can be more effective.

Art

this bro & sis pair were the last in their litter to be adopted when i got them back in 2020 and when they cuddle with their heads together like this im 😭

yes I can dive into the guts of shit and tinker and fix things but also I am tired and I do not want to have to do that just to talk to my friends oh my god

/me dies and iz ded of LAWL

The idiots I work with are going to cause me to stroke out.

This entire character was the high-point of this episode for me, and I will not be taking any questions publicly for at least 48 hours for reasons of spoilers, but... *SQUEES OFF AT WARP 47*

When my mother told me “anything is possible,” I didn’t realize she was making an existential threat

I’d rather have nice safe emotions about shows on the entertainment media; having them about things real-life humans said and did just led to stupid decisions.

Happy Birthday to my OG Eve toon... ...19 years... ... I bought him a new ship. (I feel old.)

I may have a stroke. Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.” A PROTESTant. I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.

@schumer.senate.gov How dumb are you to think, after 20+ years in politics, to think that this weak-ass, nothing burger version of a line in the sand is even remotely enough to go in begging for like a starving orphan?

Incoming Rant You have been warned

Some of us are STILL self-medicating with nicotine.

At these prices, I don't care if my olive oil is extra virgin. For a discount, I'll take olive oil that sucks dick in the backseat of a car outside of a bar. $10 off olive oil that keeps flunking out of sex addicts anonymous? Sold.

So, my answer: Berlin Wall. We took a field trip that included a trip to the Witte where they had a section of wall on display when I was a child.

I'm currently jealous of a squid....

Never forget the most ironclad rule of politics: Every abuse you justify against another will be weaponized against you in time. To cheer abuse, violence, or the suspension of others’ rights is to cheer the abuse, violence, and suspension of your own.

Yeah, it has long been the case that adult-oriented businesses have to be careful or risk the wrath of everyone from prosecutors to payment-processing companies, but "prominent social media company owned by world's richest person swiftly became world's largest CSAM producer" produces no reaction.

Yes, yes, the first 3 days of this year were shit, but I was also blessed by The Tree Kitty and allowed to give him scritches.

A thousand likes on this post and I’ll get this tattoo 🙂‍↕️

And this is part of why I'm suffering. Also, why I turned my AC back on on fucking 1/1

they should invent a year that's better than the one before it

I fucking love this book. I need the 3rd one to happen.

Cached US #KindleBookGiveaway, abbreviated because I tend to stay offline on my birthdays: 6 copies of Into the Drowning Deep by Mira Grant aka @seananmcguire.bsky.social, which is my favorite mermaid book so you should read it.

ADHD is when you have to “pay attention” but you can’t “pay,” because you’re broke. But, on the plus side, you have a million dollars in gift cards to the one thing you feel like doing.

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

Me at 8:50 AM on Monday morning.

I swear.... Some of y'all, if you started shitting gold bricks, would complain about having to clean them off.

Current Thing I Am Unreasonably Cranky About: I cannot ship a friend in Norway tamales bcuz of import restrictions.

"Why do supposed IT professionals think renaming a file changes a zip archive to a gzipped tarball?" and other questions I ask myself on at least a weekly basis.

And now we're back to our normal name. Carry on.

They banned youtube, but specifically exempted ROBLOX? I'm just gonna pre-emptively offer @rahaeli.bsky.social the bottle of Kraken, cuz OH DEER LARD

Obligatory Temporary Name-Change has occurred.

The response of one of said freaks to seeing this: "EHM GANNAH KEEP OWHNH DANSAHN AT DA PANK PONEH KLERRBBB"

In the latest "Drew is Weird" news: My degenerate friends have ensured that I have to actively concentrate to not sing it "Pank Poneh Klerb". I love these freaks.

I have been VICIOUSLY attacked here....