slept on my neck funny. recovering from a painful dental procedure. pls be gentle.

had to go clean shaven for a shoot today. it’ll likely take 3+ weeks for my face to load any facial hair. pls bear with me

b i g s t r e t c h for #humpday

to be clear, i really would rather not this morning

chicago is thawing out ☀️

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what I’m doing this Monday morning: playing wingspan on my switch pictured here: a switch showing off their wingspan

i’ll have you know i won one single shot (half pour)

tomorrow is for bad bunny and bad bunny only (…and this bunny cake i made)

waiting on the clark street bus

will someone get the coffee started? ☕️

74% of the time when i say i’m wfh #humpday

recently discovered my roommate thought the lyrics to rupaul’s call me mother were ‘body like wow / pussy about to end this TRIAL’ … … … what legal case was the pussy in question overseeing, sir?!

how we feel about the color of that paint swatch?

yip yip 🍰

i’m aware that the mirror needs a wipe down but this is really just meant to be a cute photo of my butt

him: what’re you looking for? me:

oh also i cut all my hair off, grew a mustache, ended an 18 month relationship, and have been spending about 3 to 5 hours a day baking as a means to keep from doomscrolling… so … anyone want to cuddle? … I have a lot of cake in my fridge

hey it’s been a while. here’s likely all the leg i owe you. #humpday

heard y’all liked cakes & bread

kinda missing my shorter hair. might do a big chop soon

rewatching interview with the vampire season one (bc I guess I’m horny for toxic gay yearning)

dressing room pit

the bedroom in my housing for work has … a lot of mirrors

RIP whatever semblance of a tan i had

new work housing. new bathroom. new bathroom selfie.

my housing for work this month has a lovely walk-in closet

feeling 🤧… send healing thoughts & you know, anything you’ve got to *lift* my spirits

cakes with a side of smirk for your #humpday

I know it’s a break from my routine positing of pole & hole BUT LOOK AT THESE CUTE FONDANT CAKE TOPPERS I MADE … topping a parisian love cake (that I also made)

the cake | the cakes

i went out dancing for the first time in two months last night & i regret to inform you all … that it killed me. you’re now looking at a ghost. & their ghost butt. 👻

a hotel photoshoot throwback … that also documents exactly where i forgot to reapply my sunscreen

i am such a sucker for an artful nude

pucker up

anyone up for breakfast in bed? #fcf

I know slutty bedroom lighting isn’t really en vogue anymore, but I kinda miss her

me to me: ‘b-i-g s t r e t c h’

someone put a pot of coffee on, please & thank you

late start today (as in, it’s 11am and I haven’t even started) #scs

broke out the big mug for #fcf

can someone help me wake tf up?

an exceptionally lazy #humpday was had

sage wisdom from the sacramento diner this morning

(not) up & (not) at ‘em

the cake | the cakes

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