kinda missing my shorter hair. might do a big chop soon

rewatching interview with the vampire season one (bc I guess I’m horny for toxic gay yearning)

#humpday is my monday on my current schedule, so be gentle with me

dressing room pit

oldie but goodie

the bedroom in my housing for work has … a lot of mirrors

RIP whatever semblance of a tan i had

my cock lately

new work housing. new bathroom. new bathroom selfie.

babe, wake up. a new friday just dropped. #fcf

repost to draw my blinds (is that a thing?)

my housing for work this month has a lovely walk-in closet

I hate being sick 🤧 send soup, cash, and nudes. Please & thank you

feeling 🤧… send healing thoughts & you know, anything you’ve got to *lift* my spirits

stay caffeinated yall

cakes with a side of smirk for your #humpday

I know it’s a break from my routine positing of pole & hole BUT LOOK AT THESE CUTE FONDANT CAKE TOPPERS I MADE … topping a parisian love cake (that I also made)

the cake | the cakes

i went out dancing for the first time in two months last night & i regret to inform you all … that it killed me. you’re now looking at a ghost. & their ghost butt. 👻

a hotel photoshoot throwback … that also documents exactly where i forgot to reapply my sunscreen

i am such a sucker for an artful nude

pucker up

anyone up for breakfast in bed? #fcf

I know slutty bedroom lighting isn’t really en vogue anymore, but I kinda miss her

me to me: ‘b-i-g s t r e t c h’

someone put a pot of coffee on, please & thank you

late start today (as in, it’s 11am and I haven’t even started) #scs

broke out the big mug for #fcf

can someone help me wake tf up?

an exceptionally lazy #humpday was had

sage wisdom from the sacramento diner this morning

(not) up & (not) at ‘em

the cake | the cakes

this photo is being soundtracked by incessant microsoft outlook email notification alerts

two piece* & a biscuit** legs* soft cock**

one for the foot lovers 😘👣

help! it’s monday & i can’t get up!

steamy

right where you left me

what the shirt says

the cake | the cakes

rise and shine ☕️☀️ for #scs

who? me?! 🤭

& if I was able to work this out of you over chat imagine what I’d be capable of in person

soft, but reporting for #fcf all the same

cat* on a hot tin roof** f-g* kitchen counter**

me & who?

the cake | the cakes