I have so many thirsty subs in my discover feed somehow but this is not the right account for me to be flirty flirty from. But it cracks me up because I keep thinking "I could make that a much larger problem for you." However, I'm not on the market.

Actually super useful during the holiday season when I could use a gross of eggs and a tanker of mayo for deviled eggs for my adult children alone.

Im not supposed to have eggs because they can raise my intracranial pressure but I've been craving them and I'm hoping I can keep down a craving so im having eggs with dinner. And I'll try meds again too since I didn't keep those down this morning.

Do you ever wonder about the logistics of vomiting? Like how does your tiny tummy force your food all the way back up your esophagus and out of your mouth with such violence?

Oh good the manager is in at ACE today

Having a hard time believing this ides of March story, you're telling me senators did something other than send out fundraising texts

If I throw up my meds within 20 minutes do I take them again? How am I supposed to keep them down if I just keep puking on the daily?

Seriously, though, where are the Dems?

We went grocery shopping at the store i used to work at yesterday & I have this ongoing gag with a gay man who works there AND is young enough to be my literal child and I yelled across the store at him "who's the hottest man in the whole damn town?" And damn did the husband need some ego soothing.

ICE should have been hunting down the Iranian sleeper cells instead of 5 year-olds in bunny hats and 6 year-olds with hearing aids.

We don’t feed people or help people because we’re givers. I like the ideology of “I store my food in the bellies of my brothers” it’s if we’re not all eating then there is a problem. Food has always been political. Just being able to eat should radicalize you.

Wake up to "granddaughter wants to call." Send "papa gets off work at 6, we'll be home all day tomorrow, etc." msg. FB msngr rings 20 minutes later. Oh she wants grandma NOW. OKAY!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Seeing more and more instigator accounts. Here to fight with and divide the left, supposedly from within but it's highly probable they are just here to create discord. Don't be pulled in. Block 'em. We might not always agree on every issue, but we can't let the opposition divide us.

Where are all the magats who were yelling about Benghazi? Don't they have any concerns about the troops that have died in this illegal war?

Sorry to get political again on the silly Nintendo fangirl account but hey gang: when do we start really worrying about this shit. Are we there yet? Feels like we are there.

If Congress wasn’t consulted to get us into this war- how is Congress going to get us out of it? That’s a real question.

Disaster, Fetterman. That's why, you brain damaged dude. Signed, a fellow stroke survivor who would never run for office because of the "what if's"

Ossoff: "The WH put out a video depicting this war as a video game. When service members are returning in flag-draped coffins, & even more have lost limbs or suffered brain injuries or are fighting for their lives, this WH treats war like a game. It's a disgrace. And it speaks to a moral rot."

@tcmtv.bsky.social I don’t care how many Oscars “Annie Hall“ won. Yes, it’s a great movie. Diane Keaton is marvelous. Christopher Walken is hilarious. Nevertheless, the movie needs to be shelved. Epstein‘s friend And his movies do not deserve daylight. This is easy. Please consider.

We just learned that 6,000 companies have contracts with ICE. Not just a few hundred. SIX THOUSAND. We have a lot of boycotting and demands to make, folks.

Still not sure if we need Medicare for All?

I've been taken off all my meds for IIH. :/ I see my eye doc next Friday to figure out a plan, and my PCP on Tuesday to see if something else is going on to cause the extreme nausea because that's "not normal."

I felt my heartbeat in my eyes today and that may have been the strangest experience I've ever had inhabiting my own body.

I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.

Your daily reminder that not a single epstein client has been arrested.

I have gone my entire 53 years assuming pale yellow Popsicles were banana and my son just told me they were pina colada and im sad at all the Popsicles I've missed out on but these are lovely!

A lot of you have never had surgery and it shows. A lot of you think that surgery carries very little concern and is something you should rush to get before trying other options and it shows. People die from routine surgery, even here in the good ole US of A.

Been waiting weeks for MRI approval. Got told they resubmitted with requested clinical notes 2 weeks ago. Just got called TODAY by doctor they need to get clinical notes from, requesting permission to share said clinical notes. Someone's pants are on fire.

Calling him taco really is insulting to tacos. Tacos would never betray you. Tacos have never hurt you. Tacos have never assaulted women or tried to take away your health care.

If you're scared of protesting or a general strike because you could lose your job, healthcare, and housing, or even go to jail, now you understand why the US has no universal healthcare or housing and no guaranteed parental leave, but DOES have the largest prison and police system on planet Earth.

Join me in Canada for epic photography, including seabirds, icebergs, and whales!

“travis kelce is returning for another season” “UGH more taylor swift!!!” oh no! what ever will you do? it must be so hard to have to see a woman exist for 10 seconds each week :(

I have my TikTok set up so its all joy. Kitties, puppies, Pagan stuff, silly creators. Gives me something to do before bed, or when the news has been bad. It's okay to have a doom-free space.

The irony of all of this med bullshit is that the lasix pulled the potassium out too fast for me to replenish with food. The potassium makes me too nauseous to even begin to try. It's gonna be a cycle if I have to increase my lasix dose.

Everybody has abs, but normal people keep them covered with a healthy layer of chicken nuggies.

Word. I don't consider the Democratic Party a cult. Which is why I WILL express my feelings and concerns about ANY god damn candidate I choose to. That's part of what being a Democrat is to me. Doesn't mean I won't vote for them, it just means I can express my feelings and concerns.

To ALL on here daring to denigrate Kamala Harris and Hilary Clinton whose only crime was Misognoir and Gender, THEY were both exceptional candidates.

"God doesn't make mistakes." -taught in Sunday school, with images of rosy-cheeked babies. Along with "death is punishment for sin." No one could answer me when I asked why babies got cancer and died. When my own baby got cancer at 9, she once was so sick she didn't recognize me.

Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

*grabs edible to stave off nausea* *edible triggers barf reflex*

I keep typing replies and then deleting them because I think they sound too harsh. Idk if this is a brain problem making my replies harsh or an anxiety problem making me *think* my replies are harsh.

Oh look, it's my husband...

I've been waiting a month now for my MRIs to be approved.

I woke to 25 new blocks after I posted a plea for people to vote, so let me be clear. I don't give a fuck what ideology you claim... If you are actively discouraging people from voting, telling them it won't matter, and that nothing will ever change... You are an ally of fascism. Full Fucking Stop.

There's my morning...

Newly released footage shows an ICE agent killing Rubin Ray Martinez, 23, in his car in Texas. "He was shot at point-blank range through his side window by an ICE agent who was in no danger." www.bbc.com/news/article...