If you're exiled, but only sometimes, you're in flexile #basedontodaysSpellingBee

What do you call a collection of cute things? Adorabilia #basedontodaysspellingbee

I just saw a Cybertruck with a "Baby on Board" sticker and thought that was very self-aware of the owner.

The Pentagon has flagged images of the Ebola Gay for removal… because of the word gay in the title. This is the world we get when tech bros and ai interpret “history” 🗃️ thehill.com/policy/defen...

A Brief History of the World in 47 Borders by @jonnelledge.bsky.social is very good if you like cheeky footnotes.. which I do.

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

“We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American eagle in order to feather their own nests.” -FDR, 1941

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What do you call a dictator who whines a lot? A Cryrant! #badjokesbasedontodaysSpellingBee And topical too.

I just gave Robert E. Lee and Me: A Southerner's Reckoning with the Myth of the Lost Cause by @tyseidule.bsky.social a rare 5 star review. It was excellent.

Sure is a bad time to be a person who cares about things.

I said it in 2016 and I'll say it again now (with apologies to Yeats) What rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches toward Washington to be born. #Inauguration

Today I'm wearing black for mourning. But also my Carrie Nation hatchet pin to remind me sometimes you need to break things, but to make sure you're angry at the right things. #Inauguration

Love to see these yard signs. Arizona knows what’s up. 📸bikebustempe

As we are wrapping 2024, it’s good to remember car crashes are still one of the leading causes of death of young people and climate change can’t be addressed without modifying our behaviors. Nevertheless seeing all the amazing people around on here and IRL gives me hope. Happy New Year! 🎈🎆

The most dangerous part of driving is the cars. The most dangerous part of biking is the cars. The most dangerous part of walking is the cars.

If you’ve got grievances with public figures, you don’t post them on the internet. You compile them in an epic poem that imagines the intricate ways they’ll suffer in the afterlife and goes onto become one of the most enduring works of Western literature.

pete hegseth doesn't want women to serve in combat roles yet he has his mother out here fighting his battles....

"I can see so much better from up here" Ban all personal ownership of non-work oriented vehicles. Modern Light Duty Trucks are more dangerous, harmful, and wasteful than ever before. They are a blight on our roads and our neighborhoods. The world is laughing at you. 🚫Light Duty Trucks🚫

If you can’t see a meter-high bollard, what else can’t you see?

We should redesign cities for autonomous kids, not autonomous cars.

There was one cat outside and two cats inside. I went outside to get the one cat, and now there are three cats outside.

I check every new appointment announcement to see if it's from The Onion.

When the background doesn't match the quote...

Some of you have never watched the Sound of Music and it shows.

The last time I watched the news on TV was November 7th. I have been watching my favorite movies and reruns instead. I almost feel human again.

What do you call a fruit that can do anything? A pineable! #badjokesbasedontodaysSpellingBee

What do you call a fruit that digs men and women? A bi-napple #badjokesbasedontodaysSpellingBee

When people ask me who my influences are

This is the rallying call that I've needed to hear since November 6th. From Roxane Gay in today's New York Times www.nytimes.com/2024/11/17/o...

Sylvia Plath nailed it.