The government should remain shut down until JD Vance apologizes for lying to the American public.

MAGA is more of a terrorist movement than "Antifa"

I will vote for whichever Democrat promises to pull Fox New's tv license

I thought comedy was made legal again. And "they are just words they can't be violent". So why are people being fired for just words online?

The United States is rapidly going fascist and is the most materially prosperous large nation in human history by a huge margin. If that’s not rich enough to prevent a fascist resurgence, there simply is no amount of wealth that will stave it off and the problem is social and political.

Key quote. We are well down a slippery slope...

This country has a massive education problem when most magas think Trumps cabinet is better than Bidens because at least it's not woke.

Study: 97% Of Average American’s Day Spent Retrieving 6-Digit Codes theonion.com/study-9...

Standing up for immigrants means not freaking out when an immigrant celebrates their country of origin

Should you send your kid to public or private school?

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again theonion.com/a-shatt...

The Democratic Party has powerful antibodies known as "dweebs" who swarm whenever they detect the threat of a candidate who is good at communicating and that people might actually like.

MEEKS: Does trade deficits constitute a national emergency? BESSENT: Yes MEEKS: Do you know that for the last four decades we have trade deficits and nobody said it was a national emergency?

Trump: I don't think a beautiful baby girl that's 11 years old needs to have 30 dolls. I think they can have 3 dolls or four dolls...they don't need to have 250 pencils. They can have 5. Sounds like a true communist to me

Trump on China: "They made a trillion dollars with Biden selling us stuff. Much of it we don't need. Somebody said, 'oh, the shelves are gonna be open.' Well, maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls, and maybe the two dolls will cost a couple of bucks more."

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

Using "recently deputized" ICE agents who don't follow procedure and perform arrests in plainclothes wearing masks and refuse to show badges is a great way to generate a violent situation. It's only a matter of time before these cowboys encounter "stand your ground" and it'll be 100% their fault.

It really sucks how Democrats branded themselves as the defenders of institutions, and then those same institutions buckled under pressure from Donald Trump.

They didn't make comedy legal again. They made crime legal.

“They put poison in the food, it makes us sick.“ The reality here is so fucking boring that it doesn’t stick on anyone’s head. What “they” did was make food cheap and “ultra palatable” which is the fancy phrase for “very yummy.” Thats it. A huge part of the problem is that food is too good.

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...

my offer to america: we bring woke back

He's dismantling democracy, the constitution and now he's dismantling the economy.

it is BUCK WILD that they are just texting this shit to each other

Democrats: We should try and stop the bad things Trump is doing now. Schumer: Let's wait until things get worse.

Unless you wear a red hat.

Trump's Pardons of January 6th rioters are invalid!

Nancy Pelosi urges Democratic senators to go against Schumer and vote NO on the Continuing Resolution.

What is wrong with giving a new leader a chance? A new approach, a fresh approach. Someone who has integrity, leadership skills, represents a key state, has guts and the confidence of the base. Time to put ego aside and screw seniority. This is my nominee.

I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.

How is Trump going to threaten to withhold funding to schools when he is already planning to gut the DOE.

Have you said thank you once?

To trump, the truth is disrespectful.

Dickless chode

Trump has not uttered a critical word about Putin but he and his VP publicly belittled the leader of the nation Putin invaded.

Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

Donald Trump has betrayed America. If you couldn’t see it before, you just saw it today.

Whenever you welcome guests, treat them with kindness, grace and respect. Simple as that.

What is considered “conservative” these days is pretty elastic, which is exactly the opposite of how conservatism has always been defined. Conservatism in the Trump era is not based on a set of principles, ideas or policies. It is a dead movement replaced by right-wing populism.

“I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”

This website needs more memes.

You can see Triple H and Stephanie McMahon behind Linda McMahon during her confirmation hearing

Jill Stein’s campaign manager just admitted what anyone with half a brain knew all along—their real mission was to help elect Donald Trump. Fu*k Jill Stein and anyone who supported her

Because this is getting downplayed in some of the coverage, the racist staffer DOGE rehired isn’t a case of “stupid things he wrote years ago as a teen.” He posted about how we should “normalize Indian hate” IN SEPTEMBER.

Now all the young men from your hometown can risk their lives in Gaza for Trump’s real estate dreams.

You guys should have voted for kamala