Auf meinem Balkon hat sich heute ein Spektakel ereignet: Gurrsula ist auf die Gurrwigs getroffen. Ich habe euch das mal eben in einer Fotostory naturgetreu nachgestellt Akt I (Ignoriert gracefully den typo)

ueueueue I wanna draw but I'm so exhausted

Starting into my longer weekend with a very special attack for my dearest friends @mint.lilaq.xyz and @phantomdieb.bsky.social 😭💖 (and biggest OC brainworm supporters 🙏) #artfight #artfight2026

Mads: "Kermit hat My Chemical Romance kreiert."

Ich werde für immer leben

literally this meme:

Remember Streeting's review into whether young people are being overdiagnosed with ADHD, autism, and mental health issues? Well, the interim report is out, and there's a reason the media are silent on it (spoiler: it proves what a lot of us have been saying all along)

Ich bin toter als ein Fisch im Rhein

a fart machine to assassinate the moon queen

I can't believe I'm in Italy

Tiny blep :3

Zucchini @ Varka: "Ihr schöner Körper gab mir die Inspiration."

@pronouns.northsky.social now has over 270 pronoun combinations! This is a bit unwieldy to handle through liking posts so the pronoun webapp has been updated to include a picker and sync to the profile lexicon! This allows you to choose between 2 and 3 pronoun combinations. pronouns.northsky.app

Ich muss so viele Dinge tun aber ich will nur zeichnen ueee

Me: I hate being spontaneous also me: spontanously books concert tickets hmm

Kris just did the wildest thing

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MCR PLAYED A STRING AND PIANO VERSION OF DEMOLITION LOVERS LAST NIGHT??? HELLO??? PLS IN ITALY TOO????

"but you buy digital too" Yes, because I play a MASSIVE amount of indie games that don't get a physical release Wanting physical to stay doesn't mean I want digital to disappear. It's about CHOICE.

MCR concert in 5 days... AAAAAAH

This one reply really struck me

i dreamed you couldn’t post memes unless they had a wizard in them so i took a short break from work to doodle the one i kept posting on here in the dream

not a new observation but plz allow me to scream to the void I WOULD LIKE TO PUT MY PHONE DOWN BUT EVERYTHING REQUIRES A GD APP THESE DAYS plz just let me use a website plz im begging you

Ich habe keinen Bock mehr, Petitionen zu unterschreiben, ich will endlich jemanden hauen.

I hate the idea that there's a meaningful distinction between "erotic/sexual art" and "pornography." just because it's porn doesn't mean it can't be important or meaningful. just because it ISN'T porn doesn't mean it's better art. it doesn't stop being art just because someone's getting off to it.

Here's my fourth attack for this year's Art Fight! 🍃 It's @tamasama.bsky.social's Vaia! He's such a cutie!! I like him a totally normal amount!! [ #ArtFight2026 #TeamComedy #OCArt #LilaqArt ]

I hate waiting for a package. It turns me into a creature that goes “where package” every hour. I’ve never even been tempted to text an ex while in a compromised state but I would text package in a heartbeat. Where package.

"Legs for days"? Silly saying. The only thing that needs legs for days is an octopus. One for every day of the week and an extra because the sea is a dangerous ho

The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.

I hate that I wish I was pretty I wish I didn't care about how I look because ultimately it's not important I won't die from being ugly but still it makes me sad

Honestly rate yourself Looks: 2/10 Creativity: 5/10 Humour: 9/10 Mental health: 4/10 Empathy: 6/10 Patience: 3/10 Social skills: 2/10 Memory: 3/10 It's dire, gamers

Weering mine thimking jellie fisch hatte

this is the official scooby doo account

"Well, how would it work." everything would cost a dollar

"This will never work" yes it will

if i were running for office, i would simply say that, if elected, i would make everything cost no more than $1 and then refuse to elaborate. has anyone tried this

servicetweet: ab donnerstag, den 09.07.26 gibt es bei aldi süd ein paar körperpflege-hilfsmittel und "alltagshelfer" zur unterstützung bei eingeschränkter beweglichkeit 😌

I ran an absolutely 100% human, zero AI-involvement at any stage passage of my writing through an "AI detector," curious if it could really tell human from AI work, and it said my own writing was "84% AI written" then asked I wanted to pay to have it "humanized." So there's that to keep in mind.

My second attack for this year's Art Fight is @sanmisui.bsky.social's Tolly Nathaniel! 🦌 Cute fawn boy enjoying a nice spring day! [ #ArtFight2026 #TeamComedy #OCArt #Kemonomimi #LilaqArt ]

What’s this creature?

A dessert for your holiday menu: Reflecting Pool Jello. 🇺🇸 💚

she was the size of a baked sweet potato and I named her Confetti because I wanted her to be a black cat with a colorful name nobody would ever expect (I was browsing black cat names and saw a Party City ad in the corner). she wants to cuddle and purr on you all day every day.

a family friend found a litter of kittens in a dumpster and I begged my mom for one. she said if there were none left by Halloween I could have one and on Halloween night, we got a call that the little black one- the runt of the litter- was the last one left.

Fetti is such a special cat. she is so unbelievably patient, polite, and sweet. she can tell when a person or animal is sick and wants to comfort them. she sits politely for her food, never begging. she’s got big ol’ eyes and delicate little paws.

Here's my first attack for this year's Art Fight! ✨ It's @lazuwu.bsky.social's yume Lilac and Casper from A Date with Death! :3 [ #ArtFight2026 #TeamComedy #OCArt #Yumeship #LilaqArt ]

one "good" thing to come out of gen ai is that I feel so much better about my art now because anything I make is still better than ai slop images I could draw a stick figure and it would be worth more than any gen ai image because I made it myself

she does not aura farm. on the contrary, the aura gathers around her voluntarily and dutifully, out of respect.

oOps, im laundry again

your future is in his hands/under his ass 🔮🃏