thx jon

Frank Sinatra turned down the role of John McClane

This is definitively the best tweet

reporting back re: the far side of the moon

One Bride For One Brother

HUSKIEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

Possibly THE most obvious answer imaginable, but if you were a 90s kid and Junior wasn't your favorite player, I don't believe you

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

Waymo can hit. It can hit you

He clearly wants to be doing anything else other than this and then he gives this dude a dog collar sized medal lmao

I've had a promotional VHS for the test animation that became Batman: The Animated Series for a long time, I bought it on eBay in like...1999? The version they put as a bonus on the DVD said they lost the audio but uh, here it is. You're welcome Bruce Timm.

Mike Tyson says he's not a rapist, just ask Donald Trump

Dishonorable mentions to Suicide Squad (2016) and The Happening, but the runaway winner is Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I was standing in the aisle when it ended so I could leave as quickly as possible, then started cold calling anyone i knew so I could tell them not to go

Yeah, same here

Yeah, but this is still very funny

Thank you President Trump and use a pretty font

yea she’s the goat

thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv

How many times did they say Kamala was going to start World War 3 again?

Stole a guy's car and kidnapped his baby.

Damn I guess we did do this

One! Measly! Touchdown! You fuckers

"Haha I bet it's Robert Wadlow's shoe OH SHIT"

Saluting the ICE crowd by woefully misinterpreting this film

Stop allowing Stephen A Smith to call himself a Steelers fan!

There'd be a black bag over my head if I said what should happen to this man

I am a single issue voter and that issue is sending these motherfuckers to jail for their crimes

It's an MTV simulator with almost 30,000 videos, organized by decade, with special sections for Headbanger's Ball and Yo! MTV Raps. This is so good.

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition etc etc

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

Laughing again at the Bengals inviting Boomer Esiasion to a Ring of Honor ceremony, giving him two tickets in the stands, and making him pay for his own flight and hotel

@subaru what the fuck is up with this commercial based around two teens with terminal cancer at a fake hospital prom

Intense "Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time" vibes

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Hadn't occurred to me until recently that the downside of Sean Penn's brilliance in OBAA is that we're gonna have to listen to this asshole talk all through Oscar season

The dream of every Muslim is simply to be treated the same as any other New Yorker. And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows. No more.

There's some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for

Great time to be an American

It's always a fun time to remember Charles Boycott, a man so hated by everyone in his town that from then on a group of people deciding to collectively shun a person or organization was known as 'boycotting'

Correct

Also: I may be wrong but I believe the only direct mention of a political party or ideology is when Leo yells about how he hates liberals. The villains of this film are explicitly racist white supremacists, and the hit dog is gonna holler

Incredible

If two women get in a fight outside a restaurant everyone within 50 feet will drop what they're doing and pull out their phones but they're talking about Portland like its the opening scene of Gangs of New York yet somehow there's no social media videos of these epic battles