Laughing again at the Bengals inviting Boomer Esiasion to a Ring of Honor ceremony, giving him two tickets in the stands, and making him pay for his own flight and hotel

@subaru what the fuck is up with this commercial based around two teens with terminal cancer at a fake hospital prom

Intense "Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time" vibes

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Hadn't occurred to me until recently that the downside of Sean Penn's brilliance in OBAA is that we're gonna have to listen to this asshole talk all through Oscar season

The dream of every Muslim is simply to be treated the same as any other New Yorker. And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows. No more.

There's some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for

Great time to be an American

It's always a fun time to remember Charles Boycott, a man so hated by everyone in his town that from then on a group of people deciding to collectively shun a person or organization was known as 'boycotting'

Correct

Also: I may be wrong but I believe the only direct mention of a political party or ideology is when Leo yells about how he hates liberals. The villains of this film are explicitly racist white supremacists, and the hit dog is gonna holler

Incredible

If two women get in a fight outside a restaurant everyone within 50 feet will drop what they're doing and pull out their phones but they're talking about Portland like its the opening scene of Gangs of New York yet somehow there's no social media videos of these epic battles

For fun, let's assume this is true. All of this money combined would represent 0.000002% of federal spending in FY 2025, and i rounded up. Two ten-thousandths of one percent For comparison, if you made $70,000 a year, this percentage of spending would equal one (1) dime. A literal drop in a bucket

Maybe he's been playing the long game and this is where he gets revenge

Kimmel just joked on Millionaire that US Grant is the only President to have been arrested in office and that's accurate as of taping because we don't know if the current President will have been arrested by the time this airs

One thing I'll say about DC not only canceling Red Hood, but recalling the first issue and refunding stores for buying it, is that you can still get Neil Gaiman's work through them. They still work with Otto Schmidt. Eddie Berganza worked there for years AFTER the formation of a policy that no women

There is no "antifa" group. The President is making it illegal to criticize him

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

Ladies and gentlemen...we got him

I wrote about what I think is a genuinely revealing document of elite depravity and impunity. It is shocking and sickening. But it's also a crucial moment. We're about to see what happens when conspiracy theorists actually get what they asked for but it turns out not to be what they want.

Idk that Trump will be around to marry John Roberts in 2065 but I believe in the power of true love

The Night Comes For Us is a movie that Fucking Rules

Saw a picture of Belichick on the sidelines wearing the UNC gear and my brain insists on reading it as one of those hastily photoshopped images on a post about someone getting traded

Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀

My most boomer sports opinion might be that you shouldn't rush the field unless you're a significantly smaller school. FSU was in the natty conversation 2 years ago, this is a legendary football program, you are not Cinderella

He's running

Colbert will be all right, maybe even better off. The world's his oyster and I'm sure MSNBC and Netflix will come calling. He could stand up the biggest late night YouTube channel in days. But they are just torching the Late Show, an institution, solely to appease a dictator. And that fucking sucks.

Bonus points for coming out in the same year

Oh wow I called it

Labor Loves Comrade James

Let's go the replay....

Is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children's children,

Any US service member who fires on a civilian can get Pat Tillman'd

Not even worried about what's happening in LA because I know the conservatives who love states rights will soon come to the rescue and allow the great state of California to assert their will

Congratulations @katiehonan.bsky.social on writing the best piece of predictive science fiction of all time

Eight years later and still as relevant as ever. Well done, techbroz

Finally we have someone qualified to definitively answer...who would win in a golf match, Ditka vs God

“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing

“Sorry I said all those slurs in response to someone making fun of my car, in my defense I was drunk driving” is a @dril.bsky.social post come to life

RIP Polygon, I guess. Remember when we used to have good websites