I have a feeling the Epstein Files are gonna be like the Mueller Report

Proposed: a remake of GATTACA with Trixie replacing Ethan Hawke and Katya replacing Jude Law. Not taking questions at this time.

Honestly the least realistic part of Quantum Leap is the premise that anyone neurodivergent enough to rack up 6 doctorates could also integrate seamlessly into human society

Anyone pretending the political motivations of these assassinations are ambiguous is welcome to fall into a sewer

How long til RFKjr tries to eat the GMO wolf

What this election cycle has taught me is that conservatives have literally 0 standards for themselves

Quick, what are the rules of chess

Participated in the Zero Waste lobby day at the state capitol and I’ll definitely be back. Because I left my water bottle at my senator’s front desk. Hopefully nobody’s tried to detonate it yet

Love the psychopath who ran UnitedHealth and went down for securities fraud giving us tips on how to run our community #billmcguire #unitedvillage www.monitorsaintpaul.com/stories/mcgu...

America: uniting the west [against us]

working that much will rapidly kill you while the quality of your work plummets. No billionaire has any goal other than extracting the most out of you and the environment

Watching a forum of accountants react to the IRS firings, working through the implications, what “running it like a business” means, whether this is a foolish mistake or intentional hobbling with malice and forethought

Are plane crashes the new school shootings?

The general reaction to that anglerfish seems bizarre, even solipsistic, and I’m surprised it’s become the dominant narrative. If some disoriented woman fell off a pier or wandered into a lava field would we be talking about her finally experiencing nature’s beauty?

Philadelphia was a lovely city, I shall miss it

tv off. philly scanner on.

ANYBODY’S GAME

I'm saying Go Birds because there's a chance their victory riot turns into a general strike

Saying DEI with the hard R

In tonight’s program the part of Drake will be performed by the KC Chiefs

To be fair, Kendrick did tell him not to talk about his family.

I like to imagine that’s Luke Wilson coaching the Eagles

As derby announcers used to say, it’s still anybody’s game 👀

Watching SB from a bowling alley because I’m the only person I know who’s watching apparently. At least the ads are muted this way

Canada is mad at us and I don’t like it, it’s weird

The more I learn about egg substitutes, the funnier it is to me that eggs were ever the Occam’s Razor approved solution to baking

Me, smirking at the bear devouring my flesh: So you actually can’t do that it’s illegal. Focus on economics

Capitalists complaining about the low birth rate yet out here selling ladies’ cropped pants

I’m fascinated by people who think that dude can be chastened by religious authority. You know the difference between Trump and god, right?

Curling up under a massive pile of dogs, the most economical heat source

If god wanted me to shower today he would not have built this shower along an exterior wall

Elon: “Heil Hitler” the press: “hmmm I wonder what he means by this”

People keep saying that the internet is dead but it hasn't gone anywhere. It's just that most of us are siloed away from it on social media

My one bit of hashtag-resist advice is to start a blog. I'm 100 percent serious. A blog, a newsletter, a tumblr - whatever. The blogging craze erupted largely in response to the Bush era & it's time for the people to reclaim their own platforms. Whatever you use social media for, put it on your blog

It’s possible that social media peaked in 96 with the launch of Craigslist

Anyone wearing shorts in this weather is a psy op

Maybe we all need to smash the platforms every 5 years or so and start over

I get the stakes and all but frankly 86ing the rest of social media sounds kinda dreamy

Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space

None of the Zuckerburg shitposts have the elegance of the JD Vance couch tweet and I am disappointed in all of us

finally, scientific evidence for what i have been saying for decades: children are stupid

Man I wish sidewalk salt wasn’t the standard of care for liability prevention because it sure wrecks everything it touches

FB Memories has a post from 8 years ago about a text from my mother boarding a bus for the March on Washington which is a thing I don’t think she could handle now. And that is a three-layer cake of feelings of loss for me at the moment

Went on a long, late-night dog walk through industrial areas that landed us in several precarious and frankly dangerous situations to accommodate the one who alert-barks at anything vaguely human (and as a courtesy to my near neighbors). Coincidentally, getting back into dog-training

I find it a little ironic that my highest-engagement FB post in a while has been the one about decamping to Bsky

On here embracing old friend after old friend like a TV version of the afterlife

I’m not the first to make this point but the idea Facebook needs to make a pivot now to anti wokeness is like saying Billy Joel needs to pivot away from other instruments and towards the piano

Today’s news caused another wave of migration in my circles and I’m not mad at it. Welcome friends! It feels weird I know but please let’s dig in and start writing, even if only to ourselves for now. Let’s not let the takers take our online communities too.

Don’t know what to do with myself tonight. Just sitting here drinking mocktails and it’s NOT WORKING