BREAKING: Donald Trump gives his entire administration free condoms. #MarcoRubio

BREAKING: President Trump buys his entire cabinet brand new underpants. #MarcoRubio

New logo just dropped.

Cartoon by John Darkow

What the actual fuck?

During an unusually long oval office meeting, President Trump takes a break and treats the members of his cabinet to lunch. #MarcoRubio

The is the federal government telling news stations to provide favorable coverage of the war or their licenses will be pulled. A truly extraordinary moment. We aren't on the verge of a totalitarian takeover. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. Act like it.

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Cartoon by Jeff Koterba

Trump has never thought about the consequences of his actions, that's why he owes E. Jean Carroll 89 million dollars... www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...

BREAKING: Donald Trump gives contraceptives to all the men in his inner-circle. #MarcoRubio

BREAKING: Donald Trump sends Marco Rubio on a top secret bombing mission to Iran in one of the Florsheim shoes he gave him. #MarcoRubio

Every. Word. Here. Is. A. Lie. Every. Fucking. Word. The only question that matters is this: Will the people who voted for him finally give a damn about being lied to all the time? Yes or no?

Lindsey Graham's favorite spot to grab a bottle of gin and go for a wander:

Satan is reportedly building a special wing called “People Who Used Religion Like a Power Tool.”

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After finally complaining to Donald Trump that the Florsheim shoes he got him were too big for his feet - the President got him some more appropriately sized footwear, and Marco Rubio was the happiest little boy in the world. #MarcoRubio

In the middle of a war with gas prices spiking, Trump’s main priority today is to campaign in the district against the Republican who got the Epstein files released.

A statue depicting Trump and Jeffrey Epstein embracing in a “Titanic” pose similar to Jack and Rose appeared on the National Mall in Washington, D.C., this week. The 12-foot statue was unveiled by The Secret Handshake group, a group of citizens using art and humor to prompt political discourse.

Trump ended the IRS Direct File program that allowed millions of taxpayers to file taxes for free. That happened after Intuit, the maker of TurboTax, lobbied the government to block the IRS from launching its own program. Intuit also donated $1 million to Trump’s inauguration. See how this works?

Another hush money payment.

Drunkard rapist Pete Hegseth has banned press photographers from his bullshit propaganda briefings indefinitely after they took photos of him that he deemed “unflattering.” It’s disgusting that we went from a highly decorated 4-star General to this trashy piece of shit.

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"Deadly" accurate. #DonaldTrump

There are more instances of United States Citizens being detained by ICE than there are of illegal immigrants voting in elections.

BREAKING: after Donald Trump appoints her to the Air Force Academy Board - Erika Kirk begins a 3-and-a-half minutes of rigorous training in preparation for her new position, only stopping twice to sob tearlessly. #ErikaKirk

Give Pete a breathalyzer this time, please

Bush on why he quit golf during the war: “I didn’t want some mom whose son may have died to see the commander-in-chief playing golf. I owe it to the families to be in solidarity as best I can. And I think playing golf during a war sends the wrong signal.” Senile Satan: 👇

It's so bad that we've reached a point where members of Congress casually discuss stripping citizenship from and deporting people because they don't like their views.

Tbf, the grand piano could be a weapons purchase.

Some of the frivolous September purchases made under Secretary Pete Hegseth’s stewardship include a $98,329 Steinway & Sons grand piano for the Air Force chief of staff’s home, $5.3 million for Apple devices such as the new iPad, and an astronomical amount of … newrepublic.com/post/207555/...

The Department of Justice announces it will make the remaining Epstein files available for review in a reading room in downtown Tehran.

This is how our government has been corrupted: 1) Donors give huge sums to elect politicians 2) Elected officials rewrite rules in donors' favor 3) Donors make huge profit 4) Repeat We must get big money out of politics. It’s the root of all evil in Washington.

Posting this every damn day

I hate him too.

They have no problem spending a billion dollars a day on war, but fight for every penny when it comes to caring for Veterans.

"Found 'em!" #DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles

Schlossberg: If this becomes the new normal and the president is able to trademark America’s birthday and issue his own currency while weakening the dollar, having gold skyrocket, and increasing prices on every commodity and input cost in our economy, we’re getting screwed and he’s getting rich.

underwear is next, would be my guess www.rawstory.com/trump-gifts/

America's gun psychopathy continues: *78* mass shootings so far in 2026. 💔😡💔 #GunsDontMakeUsSafer The latest, with 6 people wounded, in Virginia Beach, Va.: www.13newsnow.com/article/news...

Just a reminder that Muslims have been on this continent since the first arrival of non-Indigenous people. They were among the first generation of Americans, and have been here ever since.

Both of these cost $220 million.