Once again, the Oscar nominations exclude quality patriotic cinema, because they hate when movies promote good conservative values that speak to our Straightriotism. #Oscars

Forget the Jack Smith testimony, I’m watching Fox News for the real stories of the day.

While wokesters pretend to celebrate #MLKDay, only President Trump would have personally chartered a bus to help Dr. Malcolm Luther King Jr. and his fellow patriots reach Selma without having to march in the cold, because the radical left are the real racists who hate luxury.

President Trump keeps winning!

My nephew wanted to meet his hero President Trump, so we did the next best thing and hired a world class impersonator to help make it the best birthday party ever!

My latest piece honors Scott Adams, creator of The Office, and the first comic strip to show a computer. The Straightriotism of Dilbert and Dogbert can be seen in President Trump and VP Vance, who also started their own businesses while coding data and replacing ink cartridges.

An inspiring site as Elon and Ted Cruz, former grade school classmates, still join each other for church every Sunday morning.

New Presidential portrait of the first couple is 🔥🔥

No matter what happens in the world, never forget, Matt Walsh will always be the real victim.

After the Minneapolis footage doesn’t fit his narrative, Ben Shapiro bravely shows footage from Cannonball Run instead.

Checking in with our leading expert on running things over with your car.

I for one always turn my car away from people when I try running them over.

Matt Walsh has studied the Minneapolis ICE video closely, and has determined the shooting was self defense.

We’ve decided to go with “it’s rhetoric’s fault when we murder people.”

New Presidential portrait just dropped!

Thanks to the leadership of Dr. RFK Jr, sickness is a thing of the past, and we are closer to achieving full immortality. #MAHA

Daycare centers refuse to let my citizen journalist son in to see if they have kids.

Remember, January 6th was just simply peaceful tourists, which was actually just antifa, but actually we were tricked by feds, plus it was just playful trespassing, and also it was just a meet and greet for Chaya and fans. #LawAndOrderParty #PartyOfPersonalResponsibility

In my latest piece, President Trump gathers the kids and his loyal head elf Melania to tell of his bravery in being the first president to legalize Christmas. This tradition shall be passed on to future generations to honor those given life sentences for saying Merry Christmas.

It don’t matter that my family ditched me, because in my art I’m already having a Happy Thanksgiving with 3 proud patriots, President Trump, Gondy, and a side of Christ Jesus.

The Wicked 2: For Good is in theaters, but takes out the Straightriotism that made Wizard of Oz great.

President Trump and Melania are smiling and holding hands, which means they love each other!

Today’s Jeffrey Epstein news means we’re in for bombshell stories on Fox tonight.

It’s Veterans Day in my mall village, where all the kids give their thanks to President Trump and Christ for winning the War on Christmas and ending all Santa persecution. #KeepChristmasLegal

Excuse me, but this is not what we meant by renaming the Commanders Stadium after our beloved President Trump.

In this mall village, we endorse Elise Stefanik for Governor, as she vows to #KeepChristmasLegal and protect my first amendment right to give reindeer droppings to the naughty kids.

Today the kids in my mall village are getting a free Dick Cheney action figure with kung fu grip, and there’s nothing management can do about it, because in this village, I am God.

Back to the Future Day is here to celebrate America’s Greatness.

President Trump has made the White House great again.

Ready for today’s #NoKings Rally to support President Trump.

Another victory for the Law & Order Party as George Santos is released!

Prayers for Matt Walsh, frantically trying to make the shooter Tyler Robinson trans.

It’s not fair my kids get to hang out with President Trump on his workout days, while I’m stuck here watching my wife mow the lawn.

The #EpsteinTrumpFiles will prove what we’ve always said, that President Trump is innocent and visited many islands to sell Trump Wine door to door.

An inspiring morning as President Trump is back on the scene and looking healthier than ever!

Wokesters can have their Spencer Gifts; we Patriots are choosing Montgomery Wards and Bed Bath and Beyond for our Sunday Fundays.

There’s no better interviewer than Hannity, who always provides generous offerings to our nation’s King.

World War III has been averted after Putin gives President Trump an authentic Nobel Peace Prize of his very own!

I’m so proud of my daughter, who is always there to greet our President after he exits the royal shitter.

The Trump Putin summit will be victorious, as both are masters at 4D Chess, and one brilliant move means we will have lower grocery prices immediately.

My President Trump and Elvis artwork shows two Kings paying respect to one another, therefore it’s only fitting I start the bidding at six figures.

Superman has gone woke and abandoned his small town values.

President Trump has personally solved the mystery of the Epstein Client List. #CaseClosed

Don’t let July 4th distract you from the national scandal of Zohran Mamdani eating rice.

July 4th isn’t just Independence Day, it’s also when our freedom became certified upon Lee Greenwood writing our beautiful national anthem God Bless the USA with only 6 cents to his name and a cabin.

On this 4th of July, we celebrate like 3 Americans, President Trump, Christ Jesus, and Gondy planting a flag on the future spot of our beautiful White House, just like the Founding Fathers.

Today marks the historic battle of St. Gettysburg, which is sadly no longer taught in schools, because they know President Trump would have single handedly ended the war in a single day if he were there.

Like Cheese and Superman, Elon Musk is all American, and his new America Party will ensure Straightriotism victories, as the constitution states that any patriotic 3rd party gets to be co-president as long as they come in 2nd place in any election.

We Straightriots can’t handle the heartbreak of a President Trump and Elon Musk breakup.

Marco Rubio is a modern apostle, always thrilled to vacation in Saudi Arabia to help President Trump’s friends.