Usually as a HOI4 player it's tough to be the pure innocent. Staying away from the dark world of the mods leaves me in blissful ignorance.

The next dem should really take seriously Bernie's USPS light banking plan.

Watching Koyaanisqatsi at 11:30pm sober while working on research protocols because I'm a pretentious asshole.

...why list your ages?

Ahh, a raw milk household

Someday when the country is done we’ll wish we’d told him “no”

My grandfather with congestive heart failure had these kinds of "routine checkups" every 6 months.

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

Thank god the guy who sells us "gambling on everything" is here to warn us about pushing narratives.

This is why you guys haven't met my girlfriend.

I hate how we all just translate this from Trump Dementia Speech in our minds now. How did we get here, again? I can't believe we got here because Biden mixed up Mexico and Egypt once in a press conference, and this is the result.

Is he ever happy with anything?

I've been using Contrapoints' streams as my support blanket.

It's easy to lose weight, just don't eat anything and walk 30,000 steps (15 miles/24km) a day.

They're not allowed to take Dolly, she's only 79, and not now of all times

I don't know, man, I just don't know.

Not Thatcher. Le Pen

I ALREADY DO THAT

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

It's nice there's no verb for my kind. Like you have Lapp, but that's just a ethnic slur, not like gyped or "Jew them down" or something.

Anime maid thing at this Mexican bar. I don't get it

There's always some nebulous "other" poor person living high on the hog. "Trump was supposed to take *their* healthcare, not mine!"

Wedged in there real good. Tough to get the door open

Red Path - JOYRUNNER

The point is not that ONCE YOU KNOW IT'S FAKE that you can spot "tells." The point is, that like the baby condor being fed by a puppet hand, you wont know it's fake to look for the tells!

Trump is dead again. (Sad)

I miss when Fall existed

We need a new word for a bubble so big that it could 2nd Great Depression us.

I'm sorry did Mike Johnson just single-handedly ensure the shutdown lasts at least two weeks?

"Only the portrait of a deceased individual may appear on United States currency and securities." 31 USC 5114(b)

We need to start referring to rural areas as blighted backwaters of drugs, guns, and crime. Slum clearance, but it's just trailerparks and asbestos filled 500sqft shacks from the 40s.

*Joe Bailey's ears perk up*

REPORTER: US law already prohibits murder. LEAVITT: Are you denying that anyone has ever been killed anywhere ever?

Just causally breaking down in tears putting strawberry jam on a waffle. It's weird what hits me thinking about my grandfather. My grandmother made all this jam for him that now is built up in her freezer. I shouldn't be eating it. It's supposed to be his.

President AOC just needs to defund the whole damn department and start over

No only is it fascist, it's literally the ugliest challenge "coin" (very loose definition) I've ever seen. My god it's so gaudy

This woman wants you fired if she doesn't like your shirt. I was supposed to have 45 minutes to get ready, not 5.

Thank you, co manager for opening a long discussion can of worms. Just what I needed when I need to clean up and shower before a big meeting with the C suite people. Great. Thanks so much.

Beautiful comic about the Golden Hour by Geant Snider.

Of course, when team mom is hurt, there's nothing left for her.

This will be the kind of thing where only the politically inconvenient will be charged. The "crimes everyone is guilty of" soviet style court system.

nononononononononononononononononononononononono

Don't worry the careening economic climate will lower fuel demand and basically even this whole thing out to a wash.

I like the way my washer looks after it spins a blanket. Like it just baked a biscuit.

Dave said this was "pure genius." Of course, you should do unpopular, horrible things that no voter wants and just lie about wanting to do them while trying to get people to vote for you! What is an election but a game you win by skirting all the rules? "This is a republic not a democracy" type shit

We have these dashboards at work called N.E.A.T. and my AI brainrotted coworker's first impulse was to ask copilot what that means. WHY WOULD IT KNOW!? It's an internal tool, with a name someone in IT made up. Head full of cobwebs.

Good news, a sealed condom can survive the dishwasher. Totally an intentional experiment.

Dr. Sattler pog @triplebexxx.bsky.social