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I think fundamentally the problem with post liberal thinkers is that they seem to assume that vanquishing liberalism results in their enemies being converted or defeated and not becoming radicalized into enemies who no longer extend the mercies they once did.

They make this shit in Dragonfruit. Now I know why they're trying to make flavored nicotine products illegal

Polls show that only 33% of Americans blame Democrats for the shutdown. But at this Atlantic staff Zoom meeting, that percentage feels much higher.

No Kings.

What if I became a content creator as a side gig? I'm sure there'd be demand for "[ASMR] Trans gf explains Bionicle lore for 2 hours"

If Trump’s fascism is so bad, why aren’t the students protesting? We asked three right-wing oligarchs who bullied their alma maters into enforcing total bans on freedom of assembly on campus.

Sort of incredible that we live in a world where the vice president of the United States is just spewing the sort of horseshit that literal children are traditionally taught is wrong

At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.

This is a real thing that a judge had to say to the Chief of US Customs and Border Protection.

I like this flavor

The issue with this administration is that it's filled with scheming court enuchs [incel], and not people like me, scheming court enuchs [transsexual]

Hate to go all therapy-speak, but we can't enable these people

Like "mad king stops the grain dole" is truly the stuff of revolutions

My gender is at least 5% old man because I like collecting coins and eating sardines

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

No Young Republican looks like this

500 c̶i̶g̶a̶r̶e̶t̶t̶e̶s̶ chasers

I am a machine that turns Costco food, Zyns, and pictures of possums into survival

Detroit: Become Anglican

Maybe having another ho phase would fix me

Current* conditions near Michigan City, IN:

After four days of doing nothing besides commuting, working, and sleeping, my bed feels really fucking good

This helped me get out of bed this morning ngl

Liberal purity tests are out of control. You can't even have Nazi tattoos now.

Why is my coworker playing Genghis Kahn music?

Current* conditions near St. Ignace, MI:

I'm just a good obedient fembot clocking in at the working all the time factory

I wish I were meeting kittens in a few weeks :(

The big beautiful ballroom in 2029:

At first fettermans were spread 2 years apart, then 1 year, then 6 months, we could be seeing a double fetterman event within 7 days

People listen to Jordan Peterson for what it takes to be a man, but we cracked this issue a long time ago. You must be swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

Sorry for being horny on main, it's because I'm horny

I know my new therapist is going to be good because she made me cry during my intake with an unexpected right hook

Might get into dronification as a coping mechanism

He doesn't know what rent is 👇

the media has made a huge deal about Neutrality and Not Editorializing and it all falls apart when you realize they are too afraid to publish a factual description of the video Trump posted

Oh yeah, I should probably eat something today

Girls just wanna have fun

The NYTimes was not able to rule out the possibility that Donald Trump was actually filmed wearing a crown and flying a jet that doused Americans with diarrhea.

I had a modest but comfortable life back in Michigan. I can't believe I gave it up