I was looking through my records and found the lease agreement from when I lived in apartments owned by the Mormon Church I think this section is ethically, if not legally dubious:

Whipple probably named me 'Thighs', because that's where she liked to rest

How I'll look logging onto Zoom for the family Christmas party tonight:

You'd think Noam Chomsky would have aged more gracefully considering how much adrenochome he had access to

New Years Resolution: Do my injections on time

"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement

"I'm doing fine, I'm just a little stressed" > takes a nap and has one of the most vivid nightmares of my life

BASED www.delish.com/food-news/a6...

How do I know if I'm experiencing ego death if I've never experienced the ego?

I love him

this one's already been posted but the copy is cleaner and i think it really benefits from being able to see jeff's smile in high definition

First they tell me they're against woke, now they're telling me that Dan has a Bongino

GET FUCKED

They're just little guys

Going to a CVS in a city

Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscopic slide. 🫧🐻🧪

"When I voted for the meritocracy eating people's faces party, I didn't think the meritocracy would eat MY face!"

This is how I reassure myself when I'm doing kinky shit

This straddling the line between being sweet and being a psycho is evcore

Reactionary gaycel moment

The most powerful truth to find peace in estrangement is that abusive parents never loved their children, they love their idea of their children

"Trump Derangment Syndrome" is such a funny concept for anyone who had Conservative family members during the Obama presidency

Lewis' first year in Ferrari red ❤️☑️#F1

if you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation

This makes me homesick

Current* conditions near Frankfort, MI:

Debating taking the metro into town to get food It's been a long day, and it's late, and I don't want to cook

My deadname is a name for an aggressively hetero frat bro, and man, my parents really missed the mark on that one

The real lesson of Christmas is that if God had wanted to win over working-class Judeans, he should have sent down a less divisive Messiah.

A church that accepts queer people deviates less from Christian tradition than one that worships Donald Fucking Trump as a messiah figure

Liberals are constantly trying to indoctrinate our young people. You can see the proof in this colorful PragerU video presented by the Young America's Foundation at a Turning Point USA school club meeting.

genius of drink #mlp

America update:

Current* conditions near Mackinaw City, MI:

Praise be to God.

Me: "I don't think I'll do dating apps" Friend: "Don't, they're terrible" Me: "I think I'll just go back to the queer bar and talk about bionicles /s" Friend: "Does that work?" Me: "No, but it will attract the type of person I'm looking for"