rondo days stays pulling the best acts youtu.be/svMQjlCkSb4?...

i love the ders boldly courting the linden hills vote

this is deeply unsettling

i ate mushrooms and went to see "what dreams may come" bc i thought it would be all sorts visual fun w robin williams. instead his wife immediately dies and it was the biggest bummer ever. shit sucked!

I don't post on here super often but I'd be remiss if I didn't mention I landed my @nytimes.com debut this week writing about the fifth iteration of MIKE's Young World

new rome streetz.....very good!

sabrina so much more overrated than [redacted] but her sneaks remain dope!

I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA

i have been treated like a hero when i’ve told people im from mpls outside the state….granted been in pretty blue places!

Please enjoy this timely art from my beloved wife @stagefryte.bsky.social

work has been great lately

all of this but honestly an emphasis on the last part!! let em know not to vote for the ders.

charles chilaquiles

i don’t like how people behave in this smoke!! like take a single precaution if you can. thx.

i’ve always wondered what it would be like to be cremated

Welp, Emily Oster is on the Cyclospora outbreak. Public Health folks, you can sit down and shut up now.

mccarville's shirt 😍

A great way to deal with stress and anxiety is helping. Rephrasing this question: Who WANTS to go to the Sparks-Lynx game today? Twin Cities locals do you have a daughter who would love to go but things are tight, or know someone in that situation? I will buy two lower level tickets, DMs open

The oracle. The seer. The visionary.

Me, during the NBA playoffs every year

Brits are like “Look who’s boiling vegetables now.”

Calling the RFK Jr diarrhea strain “MAHA Blast” since it has now evidently infiltrated Taco Bell

i remember watching "detroit homicide" w a buddy and we couldn't stop laughing at this one detective talking about working around the clock from 9-5 on a case.

Are sports stadiums a scam?

this is season 1 bart simpson doing a shoeshine boy

finishing the lynx game now 🤫 derek fisher grosses me out and i don’t need to see/hear from him.

i didn’t want to speak on it but nia coffey’s dad was one of my earliest fav players. he was a paratrooper who invented the two handed backdoor slap according to my memory.

not for nothing but i would imagine that dewanna and alyssa would be hella fun to hangout with. both really seem to lack a filter.

dying at grady whispering there 😂

love when your thermostat emails you that it’s really hot and it’s trying hard to keep up

[young thug voice] fuck boosie, shout out to cancer

yeah think i need to figure out how to get to this on friday www.berlinmpls.com/calendar/gra...

this guy continually looks like a pollyannaish moron and deena! cmon. this looks like it was written by frey's camp and put under her byline. www.startribune.com/minneapolis-...

if mpls could just stay like this all day i would be super happy 🥵

ya’ll went up to yankee stadium and let that billionaire talk down to you about boycotting target ??? and ya’ll didn’t boo him??

the wedge live band of all saxophonists is called george and the michaels and they played the sax part of “careless whisper” under a bridge by the mississippi river after we biked here

delicious

i just did this w sandwiches 🥹

dave chappelle [suddenly somber 45 minutes into his next special]: but on july 12th, 2026, i found out that my friend, lindsey graham, died. he fucking died.

BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays.

Lindsay Graham was not just one of politics’ greatest worms, he was one of AMERICA’s greatest worms. Now he is in worm heaven, playing with that that great worm rock n roll band. Goodbye forever, monumental worm, you believed in nothing and it all worked out!

I was speaking with Mitch McConnell by phone for twenty minutes when he said, "hey, what's Lindsay Graham doing here?"

love watching haaland play

Brooklyn craft beer packaging goes hard

so these mfers take a chicken thigh, debone one of the bones and fry that shit hard. have a hot sauce caddy. top notch.

i have a weird version of fomo when an artist i like is performing in a whole ass different place and my friends AREN’T going to it

if i were going to be searching out some chicken wings, is brunsons pub worth checking out my st. paul peeps???

second all-time NBA single-game point scorer Bam Adebayo?