This week in football: Lincoln Tracy on The Bad Teams @joecordy.bsky.social on evolution @credittodubois.com two-fer on journalism and the appeals board @arwon.bsky.social on even more mascots open.substack.com/pub/thisweek...

A good a week as any to start plugging TWIF on Bluesky as well. This week in football: @joecordy.bsky.social on the Appeals Board @thebackpocketau.bsky.social on queerness in football @credittodubois.com on untangling the results of the season so far open.substack.com/pub/thisweek...

me: fine midst this is. be absolutely devastating to fine a traitor in it though i tell you what. my scheming vizier: perish the thought my liege

One of the best things about NBA games is seeing a 6’1 guy playing and thinking “that little freak, that little gremlin”

me: professor x: yes, i can read minds me: professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one

jw: Gladiator II (2024, Ridley Scott)

i think probably my worst personality trait is my extensive knowledge of the story of metal gear solid.

nw: Gladiator (2000, Ridley Scott)

nw: Hell or High Water (2016, David McKenzie)

i hope mike kills him

KD posting here for the first time is gonna hit like cocaine

‘Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off’ is a song about how annoying it is to meet someone from Adelaide.

The Onion buying InfoWars is like something out of the Onion XD XD phone enable voice control. Photo tag mode. Category feet rating 5. Category feet rating 4. Category feet rating 5. Category feet rating 1 tag toes hidden. Category feet rating 5

fans holding up a palestinian flag with a CR7 impersonator outside aami park, call that from the river to the siuuu.

Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.

how I'm tryna be

You’re on a date with the woman but she lays on her back, her belly baking in the hot sun, beating her legs trying to turn herself over, but she can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping. You’re not helping! Why is that?

me giving Marty another indestructible toy (it will be destroyed by this afternoon)

Marty getting mad at me because I'm giving her kisses on the head to the rhythm of Elliot Smith's Needle in the Hay

As temperatures soar and the Arctic sea ice disappears forever, remember that you have an important role: to be a massive cunt to climate deniers, politicians, and employees of Shell/BP/Mobil past present and future

American Prometheus is such a good name for that story that I kind of wish the film was called that instead of just Oppenheimer

At first the bluesky was designed as a.. perfect website.. the feeds didn't glitch out.. every post was funny & high effort.. there was no inscrutable drama or 'main character's it was a disaster. which is why the bluesky was redesigned to this.. 2012 twitter.. the peak of your civilization

posting here because no one can see it: lmao eat shit New Zealand

i knew threads was cooked when they wouldnt let me say that i loved doing hard drugs in the arbys bathroom. what kind of sicko shit is that where you can’t even say that

This site feels like the mission in Saints Row 2 where you clear out the abandoned church so you can set up your gangs base there.

already seeing so many dudes being like "Nolan is overrated" Hope she notices you babe

me looking at twitter now that I'm shadowbanned

Every single supporting actor has a moment about this good in Oppenheimer

twitter is apparently extra broken tor me specifically hahahahaFUCK

Me tracking down the rest of you on here

sorry what do you mean he's already moved onto a second twitter clone with an even dumber name, and it's somehow doing NFT discourse

Gonna pivot into being known for posting a lot about Thief (1981)