Erika moves fast

Legit didn’t know they still made guys like this

The people I run into whenever I go for a walk here in Bushwick:

Rob I swear to god

What if they made an afternoon at the office that didn't make you sleepy

this helps put into words something i’ve been intuiting for a while. and the internet didn’t used to be like this either

Tim Robinson-ass coach

This man simply does not appreciate the joy and wonder of being alive and being human. I’m only being slightly hyperbolic when I say this man and this company are a threat to everything I love and hold dear in life.

Shoutout to Mike Elias for locating Colton Cowser Who Took A Time Machine Six Years Into The Future, exactly what that roster needed

The Angels and Orioles are having a mid-off

There's a reason Marvin Miller used to say "free agency with compensation is not free agency."

Grisham taking the QO is very interesting. I thought he'd get a good deal out on the market. There are worse pieces to have in place, and his swing certainly matches the stadium

The decision to have him come in khakis instead of a full suit was such good costuming

Since Elizabeth Holmes is back in the news I want to share one of my favorite posts by future hall of fame wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald

Incredible feeling when 20 years of hating pays off

Full no-trade for Naylor is certainly interesting

Tickets to see The Beths secured

Good for Josh Naylor, good for the Ms. They need another bat.

Let it be known that there were slices of chocolate cake in the fridge at the bagel shop and they looked *amazing* and I successfully avoided purchasing one. Please clap.

wvu was down three to duke when this happened and is now up by ten

Sometimes you run across an old quote that stops you cold. From a Jayson Stark article in January 2000:

Does this place still suck or is it actually fun now

Raleigh’s dad has Maddux command

Oneil Cruz has just hit a 488-foot nuke in the Home Run Derby. Paul Skenes is starting the All-Star Game for the second year in a row. The Pirates are allowing the fewest runs per game in the National League. The team is 39-58 and every fan of the franchise is ready to stop watching baseball

Why the hell are they displaying to the TENTH decimal place? 0.0000000001 foot is 0.03 nanometers, or the radius of a fucking HELIUM ATOM. Somehow, I don’t think Hawkeye can do atomic microscopy!

Jazz’s pitcher out here painting the corners like Kershaw

Cash in the Money in the Bank briefcase Elly

Impressive to both not show the 513-foot bomb completely clearing the concourse in center field *and* have the tracking arc make it look like it landed in the fifth row. Remarkable television.

Daddy’s little ball knower

Just comeuppance as no serious political party can be led by a man named Pierre

The Great Khan is calling his banners

Had to say goodbye to the world’s sweetest girl last night. I’m devastated. Zoe was a wonderful baby.

This man is so bad for Texas sports that Oklahoma should give him an honorary degree

The Cancun Cooler rides again 🏝️

HOW DO YOU LOSE THAT WAY

One Shining Moment will be nothing but reach-in fouls

Declaring this game Joever

Houston plays basketball like Aaron Donald

Will Arnett is the voice for too many commercials. We need strict Arnett usage limits.

Oh now they’re HOOPING

O/U 4.5 made threes for this entire game

Incredible defensive clinic from the rims so far

I want royalties

What in the world is this Kristian Campbell-Jaylen Brown segment

I am once again asking for a national baseball broadcast that doesn’t feel like it needs to apologize for the fact that it’s showing a baseball game

Wild that Castellanos didn’t homer today

Broke: torpedo bats Woke: depth charge bats