Mets need to lock Robert Suarez in a hotel room like the Clippers did with DeAndre Jordan

The entire defensive line jumped and no flag. Incredible league.

Who’s seeing The Beths in Brooklyn tomorrow?

That’s an atrocious call lmao come on

Hell of an evening for Strompf #BOCVfB

I’ve never seen a kicker get victimized by the turf monster before. The Giants are true innovators.

Oh my god????

New England’s scoring 50 tonight

Jaxson Dart every time he leaves the pocket

I saw all the sonic rings pop out of him on that hit man

Dart’s gonna YOLO himself out of the league, man

Buffalo doing this without both starting OTs is hilarious

That’s amazing work from Pau Torres

Villa looking like they thought they’d beat Wolves simply by lacing up their cleats

Daddy’s little Villan

Alice's Restaurant is the first holiday tradition podcast

Found a relic of a bygone era at my parents’ place

There are far worse things to do than build a rotation out of grizzled No. 2 starters and Trey Yesavage. Good for the Jays.

CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."

It’s over

This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.

The Rams are going to waltz to the Super Bowl and lose the ugliest 17-16 game imaginable to a Chiefs team that barely snuck into the playoffs

What if we made the whole game out of fumbles

Rolovich leading Woke U is wild

Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City

They’re having a mid-off

Unprecedented levels of Jameising

Mike Kafka you have my attention

Phenomonal win from Villa. Amazing to be in the top four after forgetting how to score for a month.

At a bar karaoke night where Ms Jackson plays between every karaoke song

Jail is too kind for some people

Erika moves fast

Legit didn’t know they still made guys like this

The people I run into whenever I go for a walk here in Bushwick:

Rob I swear to god

What if they made an afternoon at the office that didn't make you sleepy

this helps put into words something i’ve been intuiting for a while. and the internet didn’t used to be like this either

Tim Robinson-ass coach

This man simply does not appreciate the joy and wonder of being alive and being human. I’m only being slightly hyperbolic when I say this man and this company are a threat to everything I love and hold dear in life.

Shoutout to Mike Elias for locating Colton Cowser Who Took A Time Machine Six Years Into The Future, exactly what that roster needed

The Angels and Orioles are having a mid-off

Grisham taking the QO is very interesting. I thought he'd get a good deal out on the market. There are worse pieces to have in place, and his swing certainly matches the stadium

The decision to have him come in khakis instead of a full suit was such good costuming

Since Elizabeth Holmes is back in the news I want to share one of my favorite posts by future hall of fame wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald

Incredible feeling when 20 years of hating pays off

Full no-trade for Naylor is certainly interesting

Tickets to see The Beths secured

Good for Josh Naylor, good for the Ms. They need another bat.