I’d like to formally announce that, in addition to a personal planned move to Portland, I will also be submitting my bid to purchase The Seattle Seahawks. Thank you for your attention to these details.

"Pina Coladaburg." A little song I wrote seven and a half fuckin' years before "Margaritaville" was even on the map! Of course, you wouldn't know that, 'cause you weren't even born yet!

Hey everyone! Today I decided to write about how HACKERS was an updated WARGAMES for ‘90s teens & I hope y’all will give it a read if you’re so inclined. Open to both free & paid subscribers: from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/generation-d... Shares are deeply appreciated- cheers! 👨‍💻

Scotch eggs contain no alcohol so what the fuck

Now rewatching

Vanilla Ice. Welcome to the resistance.

#SUPERGIRL was a ton of fun! Milly Alcock is absolutely perfect as Kara. Momoa was born to play Lobo. Flick has a ton of heart & some solid action. The Wife concurs!

Well said reminder that the ICE fascist who murdered Renee Good has a name & its Jonathan Ross. Jonathan Ross: murderer & fascist.

Hey Shoutout! @cbbworld.bsky.social

If you’ve ever wondered about me going down on you…

The time of the YouTube filmmaker is now. Anyway... we made X-Men: Dark Phoenix

If Jonathan Ross didn't want to be identified, he probably shouldn't have murdered someone.

This is horrifying. People getting sentenced to decades in prison for distributing zines, organizing mutual aid efforts, public protest.

Fuck this administration. Every single one of ‘em deserves to be Nuremberged

Look. If you don’t follow Heather, now’s a great time to start. Frankly, if you ain’t down with THE LAST STARFIGHTER, yer suspect.

By “patriotism” you mean jingoistic fabric worshipping. Incels have a dangerous competitor for Biggest Self-Imposed Loser in the U.S. When they crossover? LOL!! Yikes.

Ya know who should be executed after a Nuremberg-style trial? I’ll give you a single guess.

Alexi Lalas is a gigantic patzer whose claim to fame was being the Most American Looking Medium Talent Asshole - Ginger Edition for USMNT/MLS & taking forever to say nothing. This is quality stuff.

After being severely beaten down by Piper Niven, Oba Femi was able to tag in Kairi Sane who has been isolated for a long time by Niven, Styles & Sikoa. LA Knight hasn’t made his way into the match legally yet but when he does the house will explode with electricity.

I miss playing DbD with friends. Wanna play? #DeadByDaylight #DbD

No es fútbol sin estilo.

I'm just gonna say it: I'm glad Dan Aykroyd had a dream in GHOSTBUSTERS that he got blown by a ghost played by his wife. I'm glad it's in the movie. I'm happy it pisses off some of the worst people I have come across. It pleases me to know this. Not as much as it did Ray. But yeah.

Sometimes you interview #JasonMomoa and he tells you he loves you and that he wishes he could beat up your childhood bullies. Full #Supergirl interviews coming soon to /Film!

Tonight’s fit

"Activist" is a weird way to spell "Neo-nazi" fellas

The police are your enemies

Flaming Axe in the Dark fight. Get after it.

THEY WILL KILL YOU is just plain badass. Zazie is a goddamn superstar. A fun, bloody romp which features some great crawling eyeball work, solid story & good characters. My biggest gripe is the CGI gore but there’s tons of good effect work in there. Go watch it.

After every gaming sesh I tell my friends I love them. This is relatively new but man…it feels great.

I just saw a bumblebee the size of a small bird. What is happening

Sometimes on vacation you spend $9 on you.

LAYS potato chips have gotten so thin it’s akin to eating a lightly salted scab.

The last 10 years in a nutshell: Nazi: I’m a Nazi! Media: Outspoken Man Touts Unconventional Ideas Nazi: No, I’m just a Nazi. Media: Meet the Dapper White Nationalist Who— Nazi: No, seriously! I’m quoting Mein Kampf! I love Hitler! Media: Why Both Sides Have an Extremist Problem.

"I need AI art, otherwise I can't make my project." Randy Savage cut a promo with nothing but a coffee creamer he swiped from craft services. Stop making excuses and do better.

RIP. Without Marcia, Star Wars wouldn’t be what it was.

Fucking @amtrak.com. Never booking a train ride again. This is fucking garbage.

BREAKING: The Driller Killer has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration.

BREAKING: Alexander Lemtov has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration

Drooper & Snork were *always* problematic.

@ozk.lan.church the 64 is needed

If you're a Nazi bitch in New Jersey they will tell you that to your face, I feel like that should just go without saying

🚨"THEY TOOK ADAM!"🚨 ICE agents can be seen using brute force and tasers to arrest a reported medic and veteran who was positioned across the street and away from the protest crowd outside Delaney Hall detention center in Newark, NJ. Stay tuned while we investigate. WATCH LIVE 📷

Protesters cheer and ICE agents silently look on while detainees at Delaney Hall flash the lights inside the facility.

i love him so much

If I’ve learned anything from being in Portland it’s that cigs are back

If you don’t know KLUTE, you should. And here’s some real good writing about it.

Another gorgeous night waiting on pirate ships. I’ll always be a Goonie. #NeverSayDie

Hey bros fuck this govt & the überfascist patzers that are into it. Can’t wait for the comeuppance. It.Gon.Hurt. / I truly hope he follows in the footsteps of his fashyIdol. Very similar in that they angrily self-cuck, lash out at anyone, & eventually suck off a Live Round. / #SPELLEBOUND

none of the occupations are over

Keeping my one-eye open for pirate ships.