was just instructed to “open that cabinet” for a friends cat, who apparently just hangs out in a cabinet

Really cannot overstate how bonkers the heat wave out West is. Just obliterating records. 🧪

No matter where you rank LeBron in the all-time debate, this is genuinely remarkable.

I’ll probably get so drunk to celebrate the Day It Happens that I will have to call out of work the next day

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My resolution to overturn the Supreme Court’s disastrous Citizens United decision — H.J.Res 122 — has now been co-sponsored by 72 Members of Congress. You can view the full list at: www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c.... I’ll keep fighting to get it across the finish line!

what are you going to do with Victor Wembanyama

hate to see the Suns drop a close one with half the starters out but so many promising things from every game this season

would’ve never guessed Gillespie was this close to breaking the Suns single season 3pt record

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They cancelled the Bachelorette because of the one contestant who was only there for the ziplines

Arizona Republicans: *posts Hunter Biden’s uncensored cock to the timeline* Also Arizona Republicans:

That’s Pokémon

I think you’d probably have to pay me to watch a college basketball game in the year 2026

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ICE has detained another Latino journalist who was reporting on the agency's detention campaign

American Baked Potato Association Study Finds It Best To Load ’Er Up

fucking wild we’re getting the bathroom police for trans people meanwhile the president is a certified pedo

“Kalshi may brand itself as a ‘prediction market,’ but what it's actually doing is running an illegal gambling operation and taking bets on Arizona elections, both of which violate Arizona law.” story via @jerodmacevoy.com

1. In the most extreme bathroom ban moving in the nation, Idaho's House has passed a bathroom ban with a potential 5 year prison sentence for 2nd offense-using the bathroom. It even counts "offenses" of using the bathroom in other states. It now moves to the Senate.

This suggests the possibility that Trump did the How High and smoked the bones of John Quincy Adams

some real garbage officiating in this Boston-Phoenix game rn

Jalen Johnson soars for the powerful throwdown (with replays) OH MY GOD Buddy Hield loves it!

good dog

rookie 2nd rounder making impact plays at the end of the season. Love to see it

moving to a colder climate, thinking about buying that purple mink from the beginning sister act

easy bucket

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trump: the strait of hormuz is safe to cross the strait of hormuz:

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Nikola Jokic intercepts the pass and galloping for the fastbreak powerful one-handed jam WTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF JOKIC

demon

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think I am finally manic enough to start a side hustle

Someone should *censored* Jeff Bezos washingtonian.com/2026/03/12/t...

Scottie Barnes has blocked 9 shots in the clutch this season, most in the NBA.

this is just open and abject corruption, but the way U.S. journalism frames it you'd not really understand that there's anything untoward

This confirms my theory that what happened on Tuesday can only potentially happen again when you're facing a team that is so brazenly, nakedly tanking that the coach throws away the gamesmanship protocol because the other team is basically asking to be humiliated anyway.

Erik Spoelstra on leaving Bam Adebayo in the game to score 83 points: "I apologize to absolutely no one. Period."

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

“Caused so much damage, didn’t really achieve anything all all, still sure they’re right” is like the perfect summation of every republican policy

This is indicative of a mindset which essentially says "there can be no such thing as scholarship or intelligence when it comes from a group I've been conditioned to demonize" and we'd all be better off if we realized these people are simply like this. There's nothing to persuade here, it's bigotry.

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I like how she sort of acts like she's the first person to have the idea of saving animals

For comparison's sake, the entire National Park Service costs $3 billion - a year.

imagine this is how we find out UFOs are real