genuinely trumps funniest bit ever for him to admit that he knows he’s a grifting piece of shit who’s going to hell lol

Great thread

Donald trump can still win the Nobel Peace prize if Mike Pence has the courage

Friends and comrades made a crowdfunding page for my family. It’s really hard to post this. I know that there are a lot of other important issues asking for money but things have gotten to the point where we need to open ourselves up to your support. Thank you for your consideration.

FINNISH PRESIDENT: We're gonna deliver the first icebreaker in 2028 TRUMP: Good. Just a little bit before a big event.

No one even knows whether he's a) lying or b) confabulating or c) someone has shown him unrelated/dated/fake images that he somehow believed and did not verify

John Gacy was in jail for being a terrible clown…and other things.

Did I miss something? They are decidedly not stopping them.

My Very Dear Ones, I write to you from near the front lines of war ravaged Portland.

I’m genuinely curious what happens when (if) they max out their rhetoric and haven’t managed to fully consolidate power. They’re running out of runway, there are very few things left to say next that would be crazier than the last. Do they start to lose the audience?

We will rebuild

REPORTER: President Trump, your message to Israel on the second anniversary of the October 7 attack? TRUMP: Thank you very much everybody

Among countless other things, Dems need to be working around the clock on getting UN election monitoring for 2026 in place *now*.

this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

6 hours of “leisure time” and a full 8 hours of sleep still leaves 10 hours for work, what exactly is he suggesting?

CNN: Does the administration still plan to abide by that court ruling? STEPHEN MILLER: The administration filed an appeal this morning ... ... ... CNN: Stephen? Stephen? Can you hear me? MILLER: ... ... ...

HAPPENING NOW: Judge Karin Immergut hears emergency arguments as California and Oregon seek to block President Trump's deployment of federalized California National Guard troops to Portland. 🧵

People say there was a young cadet from New York, a real killer, probably could have won Vietnam for us, but some woke military doctor turned him away just for having bone spurs. And then we lost the war. Such a shame. Doctors can be so terrible can’t they? All those shots. They make money on them!

NEW: Gavin Newsom says that Trump has ordered 300 previously federalized CA National Guard troops into Oregon to end-run Judge Immergut's ruling blocking the federalization of the Oregon National Guard. www.gov.ca.gov/2025/10/05/g...

Sometimes it’s hard to tell if the bad guys know they’re losing, so it’s important to read it when they say it out loud.

Journalists in Portland: Try to get photos of gas canisters/munitions, either spent on ground or still carried by DHS. ONLY IF SAFE. Use long lens. Risks unknown, don’t approach. This green smoke isn’t super common. Raised concerns in 2020. Documenting DHS munitions may help accountability later.

"This country has a longstanding and foundational tradition of resistance to government overreach, especially in the form of military intrusion into civil affairs. ... "This historical tradition boils down to a simple proposition: this is a nation of Constitutional law, not martial law."

This is an outright lie.

This morning, the Trump Administration’s Department of War gave me an ultimatum: call up your troops, or we will. It is absolutely outrageous and un-American to demand a Governor send military troops within our own borders and against our will.

I don't think Trump is anywhere near the floor of his support considering the trajectory of the economy but there will always be the people for whom "marching naked children out of their homes at gunpoint" wasn't the final straw

This week, the Global Sumud Flotilla tried to deliver life-saving aid to Gaza. Instead, 461 people—including New Yorkers—have been detained by the Israeli military. They must be freed at once. And the deliberate starvation of Palestinians must end now.

starfleet medical officer here. I can tell you that a 72 hour stay in a medbed indicates a serious and potentially fatal health condition.

This is a lot of desperate dancing but the funniest thing is these jokers spent the 25 years since 9/11 militarizing the police and now they’re like, yeah they suck at keeping us safe call in the troops

If you want to sue the government, are thinking about filing a request, drafting an appeal, or have been waiting for a response for months and don't know what to do, give us a shout: freeinformationgroup.com

Drop whatever you’re doing and read the last 15 pages of this 161-page opinion. I’m serious. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

This post is getting ratioed on X because all the Democrats are like "no they're not" and all the Republicans are like "no we're not"

Trump: “There are two n-words, and you can’t use either of them.”

Morbidly funny how the rest of the passel is so cartoonishly evil that someone like John Ratcliffe can just fly under the radar like he does.

Schrödinger’s Biden: simultaneously unaware of the policies of his own administration while also running the Trump administration

🧵The Trump regime knows that they are destroying the economy. They will never admit this in public, but they do in private. Treasury secretary Scott Bessent was photographed reading a text from AgSec Brooke Rollins saying that Trump's tariffs made China shift soybean purchases to Argentina.

Eerie, PA

The new directive NSPM-7 targeting "anti-Christian," "anti-American" and "anti-capitalist" speech as terrorism is being taken very seriously by top DC law firms — but Congress is silent. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

There was a time in the not-so-distant past when I couldn’t have told you who the governors of Michigan, Illinois, or Pennsylvania were. Better days.

there are almost certainly more people — more blue collar laborers, specifically — involved in the cultivation and production of chardonnay grapes and wine than in coal

yeah they're just murdering random people on these boats

ICE brutally detains U.S. citizen just for filming—knocking her unconscious. "Agents took her to a side alley, beat her up, then called an ambulance," witness said. "Then they kidnapped her from the hospital—without a formal discharge—and took her to Downtown LA Detention Center."

The moment I feared we were cooked was in December 2015 when Donald Trump granted a friendly interview to Alex Jones and it did nothing to undermine his chances of becoming the GOP nominee. A primary electorate ok with this, would be ok with anything. Like, J6. youtu.be/4LeChPL0sLE?...

This guy will still be trying to find the middle ground when he’s either in a concentration camp or up for auction.

Portland declares ICE facility out of compliance, demands its clearance. www.portland.gov/mayor/keith-...

Trump: I am invoking my absolute power as president to send soldiers into Portland where they will rule indefinitely. Any challenge to federal authority will be met with lethal force Democrat: Ah, probably nothing

So top Portland cops wrote & *testified* that fed agents have been "instigating and causing" conflict. They said agents were firing pepper balls unprovoked and "without any apparent warning" When a Portland chief called a federal agent w/ Qs, the agent hung up. www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/0...

This is much, much more significant than the Comey indictment but has gotten like 0.1% of the media coverage