What if instead of JFK he was GayFK and instead of getting his head blown off he gave head

"Jax, look. I know we don't get along, but I think I may have found a way to unlock Luigi in Super Mario 64."

Why are cans ribbed? Whose pleasure is it for?

i drew jax :3

Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.

joker origin story: bitten by a radioactive comedian at open mic night

"this shit is so horses" is laying me out dude i can't stop thinking about how funny of a sentence it is. cellar door of declaring something sucks

Every time I eat a Cheeto I look at the shape to see if I could sell it

Who is lossless and why are they collaborating so much on Spotify

What if instead of drumroll please and slapping their knees they said cumroll please and started jorking it

How many lesbians named Yuri are there?

TikTok has to be genuinely horrible to my health why tf do I start shaking and get filled with glee after using it. What are they putting in ts??

Ugh, I’m molting again.

Let me unplug some life support, I gotta get a good K/D ratio

She trick on my Halloween till I treat

Rest in peace Ted Nivison

“Keep your head up” NO I’M LOOKING DOWN SO I DON’T TRIP!

Ya’ll are cowards with your vapes, huff car exhaust like a real man

Sans was my gay awakening, like I had suspicions before, but I had a dream I kissed him and was like “Oh, maybe I like men”

You would not BELIEVE what safety scissors can do

I cannot be trusted with sharp objects, you hand me something that even remotely looks sharp the first thing I’m doing is seeing if it can cut skin

Drugs are good for you and you should do them, you should also drink and drive

oh you’re a patriot? i bet you don’t even cum when you hear the national anthem

i’m going through changes

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‘Task’ Teams Up With Wawa For New Fentanyl Brick Hoagie

tem make cake (carrot)

If you don’t use E on a tier list you’re a coward and a fraud

Teto

he lost one ear. this is so sad.

If you so much as kill me I’ll die

Every game where you can die is a Soulslike

I would be the most amazing horrible person, like I could single handedly cause the death of people using words if I didn’t have morals

Weird Al song called "Wood" that describes different types of wood in precise detail

why is she jerking off

Had sex with a dom and they handed me a cum pass

STOP TALKING ABOUT CHRISTMAS IT’S NOT EVEN NOVEMBER!!!!

Ordered a rum and coke and it was cola??? What happened to cocaine????

Bluesky is so weird because my feed is just a bunch of random posts with barely any likes, it’s like peering into someone’s home before moving onto the next, no one else is here

ICE Confirms Agents Do Not Have Faces Beneath Masks

tem go to renfaire the door ticket person was a dark knight main

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