get this xenomorph a santa hat and a festive sweater!

LOGGING ON

orcs will just be hanging out but everything is on a knife's edge and then suddenly they're stabbing each other and someone gets beheaded so maybe hanging with the in-laws isn't so terrible at all

Quentin Tarantino Slams Paul Dano As Worst Actor On Wikifeet https://theonion.com/quentin-tarantino-slams-paul-dano-as-worst-actor-on-wikifeet/

he's right you know 👇

may you greet the weekend like the torrent duck greets the tempestuous waves

Cannonball!

Maslow's Heirarchy of Hos

introduce yourself with concerts Weird Al Sleep Kool Keith Willie Nelson Lexie Mountain Boys

Why do they have to make Mary Poppins so dang hot

if I could combine ninjas, unicorns, lava and rainbows, I'd be soooo rich

this mac and cheese looks like lava

post a famous bathroom scene

because he's in the pocket of the CPUC

I don't recall this episode of The Wire

post a famous bathroom scene

to the delight of no one, except people paid to make fun of Jason Garrett

You'd be a lot cooler if you did, Charlie Brown

how many reindeer jokes do you think Mason Rudolph has endured in his career

well it was all that I could do to keep from cryin sometimes it seemed so useless to remain but you don't have to call me darlin, darlin you never even call me by name

least surprising news of the day

time to demilitarize this bone zone

without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

Marjorie Taylor Greene to start at QB for the Cleveland Browns

Cons: this bum can't get on the field Pros: this bum hasn't lived up to expectations when he was on the field so no bomb on my roster

how will I ever know if this rapper's tales of sexual prowess are legitimate or simply myth-making? in this essay . . .

this auto alt text is hilarious

this cursed Chewbacca mask won't stop making noises and does not appear to have an on/off button either. it just started doing this today out of nowhere

should I have a pizza place where the signature pizza is a detroit style with steak, onions, peppers and provolone called the motownphilly pizza

should I open a sushi restaurant that plays shimmy shimmy ya on repeat and risk being on the nose

Perfection.

the NBA cup is what protects your balls from Draymond Green

This could be the biggest political scandal since the revelation that Abraham Lincoln was hiding a baby under his hat

haha aaron rodgers mr poopface mcgee

haha aaron rodgers aka mr poppypants

trouble at the popcorn factory?

MARTY

way better name than Doug Empty

i remember this part of Good Morning Vietnam

Can’t believe that this year is the 25th anniversary of OutKast’s album BUGONIA

post nut clarity enough to beat the wordle

This is the sixth straight season in which a Will Smith wins a World Series:   2025: C Will Smith (LAD) 2024: C Will Smith (LAD) 2023: LHP Will Smith (TEX) 2022: LHP Will Smith (HOU) 2021: LHP Will Smith (ATL) 2020: C Will Smith (LAD)

Unlikely Game 7 hero Miguel Rojas is feeling all the emotions 🥹

these suburban grackles are real dirtbags

pretty good scene here in toyland

Greg Olsen openly despises Dave Portnoy

Day #146: The Lost World-Jurassic Park (1997)