Best case: The President of the United States knew about a pedophilia ring and did nothing to stop it. Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators. Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.

@kaine.senate.gov The two times I remember who you are: "what's that name" on SNL and when you're *selling out the country to fascists.* I guess SNL isn't calling anymore.

Spotify is running recruitment ads for ICE, the federal agency behind mass deportation and surveillance of immigrant communities. Cancel your Spotify subscription. #DontStreamFascism app.sosha.ai/s/8UDVnrP4

Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 81st day out of the last 93. 12 days of work in over 3 months. With full pay and benefits. The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown. It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.

wow, which common vaccine was it?

Led-Zepplin became a much less cool band name with the invention of L.E.D.s

Trump's DOJ releases the quiet part out loud: mistakenly chums the media waters with the "oops all redactions" version of the Epstein files. Trump appears on all 30,000 pages. #ItCouldHappen #FakeNews

Federal agents detained two firefighters in Washington state... ...while the firefighters were in the middle of fighting one of the largest wildfires in the country. Under Trump’s regime, cruelty takes precedence over everything else.

I'd be more impressed with Schwarber's 4HR if I hadn't already seen Scooter Gennett do it a decade ago!

He lost an election and refused to accept the results. He forced the Smithsonian to lie about American history. He fired the head statistician bcuz he didn’t like the jobs numbers. He can’t handle the truth. We elected the biggest pussy/coward/sore loser in all of human history.

Trump: ‘We Could Argue All Day About Who Is Or Isn’t A Child Rapist’

Really wish the right-wing America cared about gender enough to learn more about its different expressions. Instead, they just use it to hate, defame, and get sued by the French.

The Trump administration has officially shut down the IRS’s Direct File program, a pilot initiative that allowed Americans to file their federal taxes online for free, directly through the IRS.

@tomtomorrow.bsky.social @rubenbolling.bsky.social First they come for the comedians, then the cartoonist. Kings fear being laughed at. We have a funny bone to pick with/without a smile on our faces #Colbert #Kimmel #SethMeyers #DailyShow

Corporations aren’t people, money isn’t free speech, and we need to End Citizens United. Repost if you agree.

AI "artists" get blocked. That's just how it is 🤷🏻

If the concept of "stolen valor" ever really meant anything to anyone, it should be applied harshly to Kristi Noem. What a tourist.

Man, that's a really well-edited No Kings Day video. From www.nokings.org

We’ve uncovered fraud, waste, and abuse! ICE has now exceeded its congressionally approved budget. ICE is violating the Antideficiency Act by spending beyond Congressional authorization.

1 in 12 Americans live in California. 1 in 35 Americans live in LA County. LA is America

"Thank you for your service" ends when you follow orders to shoot citizens. National Guard members have some soul-searching to do tonight.

Need to start performing stand-up so that I can quit correcting people who aren't familiar with improv

More like Big Buncha Billshit

When someone puts a copywrite for all of their shared artwork but all they do is AI art

this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...

So many AI "art" accounts to mute...

Just fucking getting newsed in the face every fucking day

Social media is where you go to see horror mixed with frivolity so you can digest it easier. But we're not supposed to easily digest horror. That's kinda the point.

We all should've already known his opinions on autistic people. RFK Jr didn't do anything but finish his thought. Furthermore, he got confirmed by people who definitely knew.

If you have been asking “How can I ACT?”: 1. Call you reps! @5calls.org 2. Boycott (I’ll provide a list) 3. Strike card @generalstrikeus.bsky.social 4. Challenge people in your life who drink the cool-aid 5. Be vocal online 6. Vote locally! 7. DO NOT obey in advance 8. Form coalitions/communities

If you’re in Wisconsin, vote today for Susan Crawford. There are also two special elections in Florida’s 1st and 6th districts. Let’s show Elon our country isn’t for sale.

i am releasing the schematics for my account

I want more from social media than what it can offer. I want connection and discussion. Quality over quantity. These platforms are directly opposed to such values.

yea

Want to join me for this Hands Off event? mobilize.us/s/3Q7WmJ/o

Please Like Me

I know sincerity is SUPER uncool when you're a kid, but do we grow out of that at some point? Asking for someone who can do a sarcasm but is so very exhausted.

It's telling that many a man, while happily drunk, will tell you that he loves you. Love is the default. There should be no other conclusion. Happy St Patrick's Day 💚

Filled out my absentee ballot today in Wisconsin! Please vote if you can! I endorse: ✅ Jill Underly ✅ Susan Crawford ❌ Voting NO on the referendum

I wish I didn't get in so many fights with people that I know I substantively agree with. I don't like perpetuating the same thinking that got us into certain messes. You can come to the right conclusion using faulty logic or outdated assumptions.

Do you think DJT knows anybody who has a negative net worth? Or works for an hourly wage? Or claims the standard deduction on their taxes? Nah, me neither.

Breaking: Trump and Musk afraid of girl with brain.

The cabal of elite pedophiles that Conservatives insist they're hunting is right under their noses. The church and the White House are full of people who fuck preteens. I'd say spread the word, but this isn't a surprise.

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I'm sitting here on the toilet wishing I could tell the guy in the stall next to me that I don't care if he farts loudly. He's trying to hold it in and buddy, I've been there. No judgement.

My toxic trait is that I'm perfectly fine gaming at 1080p and 60Hz.

When did we stop being US citizens? The Oligarchs have reduced us all to "taxpayers". Oh wait, I know. That's what separates us from them.