Think you see ICE? Spread information, not panic. S.A.L.U.T.E. and call the Voces de la Frontera emergency hotline. 📞

In between all the fascism, it's also a MASSIVE crime wave.

Happy Don't Watch The Fed Saudi Blood Money Wrestling Show Day to all those celebrating.

So the Bears tried to play all four quarters for once and lost. Is this box score right?

Matt LaFleur at halftime: "the message is to finish" What the Packers heard: "oh cool, we're finished"

The first time Charlie Chaplin spoke onscreen, he implored the people of the world to resist the rising tide of fascism. Nearly 90 years later, it remains a timely message.

Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One https://theonion.com/every-trait-disqualifying-ice-agent-from-previous-jobs-ideal-for-current-one/

Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/

Being a brat on the Internet is a bad look. *Takes a long, hard look in the mirror* ...oof.

I'm not saying the Rams should consider acquiring Allen Lazard, but

Intrusive thoughts are just the unconscious mind submitting peer reviews.

Army/Navy is bad football. Throw some bombs!

Who else called this long ago? Trump isn't just every kind of fraud, he's every kind of hypocrite. "Every accusation is an admission" doesn't miss. youtube.com/watch?v=XVOP...

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD JOIN THE MILITARY UNDER THIS ADMINISTRATION

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.

Love that they've been working on the road in front of my place for two months and today on surface pouring day some D-bag with a lifted pickup truck decided to ignore the barrels AND the workers, jump the median, and drive through all the fresh cement. Send him a bill and revoke his license.

Finished my first playthrough of Split Fiction with @designerawash.bsky.social yesterday! Absolutely brilliant game. Surprised and delighted me constantly, and even managed to hit some difficult dramatic notes. Jumping through worlds was well executed, even at a rapid pace. 10/10.

Holy shit I actually successfully cooked a turkey and we hosted Thanksgiving dinner and things were good

Worried about Green Bay's ability to contain the Lions offense, but this Jack White / Eminem halftime show is that hot hot 🔥 #GBvsDET #GoPackGo

Get yourself someone who looks at you like this

I truly would not be upset if the actual story here were “wait I got talked into a bunch of the dumbest shit possible by the Internet, I now realize I have no business representing anyone”

The #SpotifyBoycott has been the hardest one so far. I used that app literally every day, and somehow YouTube Music has a worse integration with both Google Home *and* Android Auto. Why is Alphabet letting worse developers eat their lunch on this?

It doesn't matter if you end up in Heaven or Hell, Karoline Leavitt will be there with a ball gag.

Just gimme like 30 more years of improv workshops and imma quit my job and go try out for Dropout. Just you watch, I can make the noises.

"Hey [elder relative], I'm not really talking to [sibling] right now. If they want me to know their news, they'll tell me. Can we talk about something else?"

Best case: The President of the United States knew about a pedophilia ring and did nothing to stop it. Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators. Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.

@kaine.senate.gov The two times I remember who you are: "what's that name" on SNL and when you're *selling out the country to fascists.* I guess SNL isn't calling anymore.

Spotify is running recruitment ads for ICE, the federal agency behind mass deportation and surveillance of immigrant communities. Cancel your Spotify subscription. #DontStreamFascism app.sosha.ai/s/8UDVnrP4

Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 81st day out of the last 93. 12 days of work in over 3 months. With full pay and benefits. The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown. It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.

wow, which common vaccine was it?

Led-Zepplin became a much less cool band name with the invention of L.E.D.s

Trump's DOJ releases the quiet part out loud: mistakenly chums the media waters with the "oops all redactions" version of the Epstein files. Trump appears on all 30,000 pages. #ItCouldHappen #FakeNews

Federal agents detained two firefighters in Washington state... ...while the firefighters were in the middle of fighting one of the largest wildfires in the country. Under Trump’s regime, cruelty takes precedence over everything else.

I'd be more impressed with Schwarber's 4HR if I hadn't already seen Scooter Gennett do it a decade ago!

He lost an election and refused to accept the results. He forced the Smithsonian to lie about American history. He fired the head statistician bcuz he didn’t like the jobs numbers. He can’t handle the truth. We elected the biggest pussy/coward/sore loser in all of human history.

Trump: ‘We Could Argue All Day About Who Is Or Isn’t A Child Rapist’

Really wish the right-wing America cared about gender enough to learn more about its different expressions. Instead, they just use it to hate, defame, and get sued by the French.

The Trump administration has officially shut down the IRS’s Direct File program, a pilot initiative that allowed Americans to file their federal taxes online for free, directly through the IRS.

@tomtomorrow.bsky.social @rubenbolling.bsky.social First they come for the comedians, then the cartoonist. Kings fear being laughed at. We have a funny bone to pick with/without a smile on our faces #Colbert #Kimmel #SethMeyers #DailyShow

Corporations aren’t people, money isn’t free speech, and we need to End Citizens United. Repost if you agree.

AI "artists" get blocked. That's just how it is 🤷🏻

If the concept of "stolen valor" ever really meant anything to anyone, it should be applied harshly to Kristi Noem. What a tourist.

Man, that's a really well-edited No Kings Day video. From www.nokings.org

We’ve uncovered fraud, waste, and abuse! ICE has now exceeded its congressionally approved budget. ICE is violating the Antideficiency Act by spending beyond Congressional authorization.

1 in 12 Americans live in California. 1 in 35 Americans live in LA County. LA is America

"Thank you for your service" ends when you follow orders to shoot citizens. National Guard members have some soul-searching to do tonight.