YUP

This but also me irl leaving Pure Hockey

And also peak porch sitting season

Cicada szn 🪰

FROG HOTEL

It’s extra satisfying when your secondary summer league hockey team pulls together and defeats your rival team that has a sandbagging and unsportsmanlike player 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

I sold my Gibson Lea Paul Studio today. I bought it gently used in 2005. I wrote a loooooot of songs on that guitar, and it saw me through a lot of big life moments. But guitars like that are meant to be played, and I hadn’t played it in seven years. It was time. May it find another who loves it.

I want only Ruck Twins content from the Penguins the rest of the summer

WE HAVE THE RUCK TWINS YESSSSS

How in the fuck is the Heinz BBQ sauce not available at the store?! It’s the best store-bought BBQ sauce out there and now I am both sad and angry

I don’t care about the rest of the draft, if we don’t get Marcus, I riot

THE REPLIES

hoo boy

🕯️ manifesting Scotland getting to go put traffic cones on statues in another city 🕯️

Just watched Beaver Boy, our resident groundhog (he’s named Beaver Boy after a kids’ show character, it just fit) get confused and trapped on my neighbor’s porch, but then figure out a safe way off and down. He stood on two legs triumphantly when he did!

Regent Square. East End Ave. Caller said that the sinkhole monster has taken a bite out of the middle of the street. Drivers are still attempting to go over it. For now.

Famously, no international agreements made in Versailles fail.

Dietrich Bonhoeffer was an anti-fascist German Lutheran pastor who opposed Hitler and the Nazi Party so effectively that they murdered him in 1945. He is only a bad guy if you literally spend all your time on far-right, neo-Nazi websites and have pickled your brain in fascist group chats.

Oh Please Share We wouldn't want any problems

i have watched the clip of carter hart crying on the ice last night and it will sustain me for the whole day, if not the whole off season

Now that I’m not under federal indictment, I can finally say whatever I want!

Velvety-antlered bucks grazing in a field! 🦌🦌🦌🦌

16-3 in the playoffs. The Carolina Hurricanes absolutely obliterated every lazy, stupid narrative about what they needed to become in order to win it all.

I love few things more than spending time outside on a cool morning. Went for a walk with the kiddos and we got to pet some friendly dogs. Everyone was happy

Jordan Staal hoisting the Cup again feels right

if carter hart didnt want to lose he shouldnt have dressed like that

I feel joy when I see Carter Hart cry

Staalsy for the Conn Smythe, imho

Brind’Amour gave Torts what Torts deserves.

Lolololololol

Everyone who is scared of cities and multiculturalism is a loser.

THIS ALL DAY

Fritz has discovered Thomas the Tank Engine 🚂

CHAMP

Posting this for a specific audience here.

Want

Not every game you love has to become an argument. You don’t have to master it. Defend it. Rank it. Monetize it. Turn it into content. Explain why it matters. Some things are allowed to stay weird, personal, and yours. A hobby doesn’t have to justify its existence. Neither do you.

South Side. S17th at East Carson. Caller said some guy is walking around with a live alligator offering passerby’s to take a picture with it for $5.

The only America250 celebration I recognize

There were so many lightning bugs out last night. Sure sign of Appalachian summer. Made me miss my grandma.

❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

MAN DAHN GOT OUT FIRST WIN TODAY! 6-5 in a shootout I picked up a secondary assist on one of the goals

Awww did your piece of shit goalie turn into a pumpkin and your old curmudgeon coach forget to yell more?

Noah Kahan is calling out all the bandwagon Knicks fans 😂 (H/T noahkahan/X)

Europeans discovering that other countries not just have sun but a lot more of it is the genre that will never get old

This was amazing to wake up to