Merry Christmas from the White house...

When I used to half-arse essays at university and got a poor grade as a result, it never once occurred to me to try and get the lecturer fired.

I think they're legally married now? #scd #strictly

understanding why Tess and Claudia revealed they were leaving so early in the series. They did a really good job of handling it in a way that wouldn't feel like it was overshadowing the winners of the show and I think that's just really classy. #scd #strictly

The joy of them being in sparkly footy kits for this trophy award #strictly #strictlyfinal

Yay!!!!!!! #strictly #strictlyfinal

Oh well at least this group on #strictly aren’t out putting flags up #StrictlyFinal

If Karen Carney doesn’t win I give up on humanity. Lost the dearest person in the world to me & an exceptional kind human being very recently so need some hope.#strictly

Clothes reflect future intentions so Claudia’s looking forward to more Traitors funerals and Tess is looking forward to being the next glitterball #Strictly #StrictlyFinal

If he didn’t see any survivors, why the second attack? What military benefit is there to bomb an already destroyed boat? He’s either a war criminal, inept, or as we all know now: both.

Every Trump accusation is a fucking confession… it’s not Somalis contributing nothing it’s his WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY

“The only people who get angry when hearing service members being told to ignore illegal orders are people who intend to issue illegal orders.”

For context the 'Middle England' referred to here is the 0.5% of households living in homes worth more than £2 million

Maybe Trump got the MRI as a follow up on his injured ear.

“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”

If a doctor tells you that you need an MRI and you've no idea what it's for, that tends to suggest it probably was to check the expired yoghurt pot that is your brain.

If this were your dad, you’d be texting the siblings: “We need to talk.”

That ramen was gorgeous tho #GameOfWool

Where’s the bloody gravy Lydia? #GameofWool

Bless Tom for still thinking you could possibly add any sense of jeopardy to this show. "Did you know Simon is also making an egg?" "Yes." #GameOfWool

Watching a man crochet beans. This is what I have become #GameofWool

Texturally accurate? IT'S WOOL! IT'S ALL WOOL!! #gameofwool

So sad to see Alex and JoJo go, but I suspect her body is very relieved. Love her. #strictly

I love that JoJo’s Strictly job is basically to bring joy into the lives of older women who’ve had a really tough time. #strictly #alex #annabel

Beautiful hot mess. Loved it all 😍😍😍 #strictly

Fucking love Alexis - my first words wouldve also been demanding George ditch that coat #strictly

I might never recover from this fiasco? #scd #strictly

Nikita having to dress himself for a randomly generated samba to a Shakira Song might be the one true sign of a higher power. #scd #strictly

This has glorious car crash written all over it #strictly

this is a Drag Race mini challenge *at best* I'm obsessed. #scd #strictly

Claudia like your mum taking you shopping 🤣 #strictly

This is like Drag Race grabbing the sequins #strictly

Alex in dressing gown and silver headdress looks like she’s just been sprung from a sassy hospital #strictly

Sorry there’s only one #Strictly Proud Mary jive for me m.youtube.com/watch?v=_etv...

This is a Karen Carney stan account 😍 #strictly

oh my god, I love Balvinder so much. Truly beyond over it, a woman freed from the constraints of trying to please anyone <3 #scd #strictly

THE LICK? Is that a ballroom legal move? #scd #strictly

#scd #strictly Your pillow the moment you want to go to sleep:

I thought Julian was dressed as Jeffrey Epstein #strictly

Julian is scaring me #strictly

Katya's having the best time, being able to throw any nonsense she likes at her little ringer boy #Strictly

Alex begging to be put down like a dog behind the shed is... a concern for the show #scd #strictly

George was defo bogarting the gravy of that accursed Thanksgiving meal #strictly

“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan

it's *almost* enough to start making you believe the show is good. #GameOfWool

I'm so excited for the Wheel of Instant Dance Death. We're soft rebooting into a new era of previously untapped ITV gameshow mini game nonsense. #scd #strictly

I sense they’ve sent a panicked runner to buy envelopes & magic markers for this filler #strictly

*stares at the post* #scd #strictly

petition to sub in Wolfy as La Voix's replacement. #scd #strictly