He grated like 1/4 of the block of cheese in like 6 seconds. Generational talent

A government that can officially declare that Jesus is your savior can just as easily declare the opposite.

Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.

SNAP benefits expire in one week.

Please remember that the disgust people have over Christopher Columbus is not based on some modern, 21st century “woke” ideology, but rather on contemporaneous accounts of atrocities that make many modern genocides appear quaint in comparison. Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.

I actually did vote for everything to get more expensive, dangerous, and stupid, and I feel extremely represented right now

It’s both depressing and darkly hilarious how Lawfare posting has gone from “we got him on an Article 33, Clause 8, Subsection Alpha infraction, baby cannon time!” to *slams whisky bottle down* “the law is fake and I challenge John Roberts to a fistfight at the Walmart parking lot.”

[as the SS executioner slips a piano wire noose around my neck] let’s talk permitting reform

As CNN offers daylong saturation coverage of the podcaster’s funeral, I went back and checked to see how CNN covered Melissa Hortman’s memorial on 6/28, where Walz spoke and Biden/Harris attended. It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.

He has kept among us in times of peace Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution & unacknowledged by our laws.

saw a headline about a "viral beef heist" and learned that slidell police photographed the stolen meat like it was a drug bust

I am begging the norms respecters to stand down. badfaithtimes.com/the-norms-re...

Con Law professor walks into class. Stands in the center of the room. Lights a cigarette. "Idk what to tell you," he says. He opens a Four Loko and chugs half. "Vibes," he says. "It's just vibes now." Students ask him questions but he has nothing more to say. He just continues with his drink.

So the existence of a cabinet level department is not a major question. Got it.