How long is Mike Johnson willing to keep the House in recess to cover up the Epstein gang‘s rape of children?

Big sigh of relief that ESPN didn’t mess with “Inside the NBA“ (for now, at least)

Updating my LEGO White House

the president has destroyed the east wing of the white house without so much as a word of input from anyone else to build a royal ballroom paid for with bribes

Everything happening in the U.S. now is easier to understand when you stop thinking a political party took power and realize instead that an organized crime ring did.

Kind of amazing to think about how different the world might be today if PayPal had just... failed early on and shut down. You can trace so much nonsense today back to PayPal getting bailed out by eBay.

Hey, @democrats-appropriations.house.gov, @oversightdemocrats.house.gov Trump already broke federal law by demoing the White House without approval by the Capital Planning Commission, but what about the bidding process? Who’s doing the construction work and how did they get the contract?

Ay me! I see the ruin of my house

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Every time they spout this shit someone in the press needs to ask how their Jesus would feel about their treatment of immigrant and the most vulnerable among us.

as far as just messaging goes that video is probably the most embarrassing thing any president has done on the world stage in my life and the fact that the sunday shows wont even describe it? total abdication of their responsibility

the media has made a huge deal about Neutrality and Not Editorializing and it all falls apart when you realize they are too afraid to publish a factual description of the video Trump posted

cc: @gavinnewsom.bsky.social

tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working

Weakest-ass shit imaginable. Setting new records for lameness.

Zero Regard for Safety, ICE Escalation in Chicago Leaves Baby in Harm’s Way🇺🇸

So like this is funnier and more offensive than anything anyone else said about Kirk that got them fired

Whelp, this storm is some serious bullshit.

Ben Johnson to Troy Aikman

SIR!!! Thank you.

DAAAAAAAAAAA

Also: if you work for ICE, even if you’re not one of the ones arresting citizens or tackling 15-year-olds or zip-tying kids together and segregating them by race, you’re part of the mechanism making it happen, and you should suffer long-term social and post-regime-change consequences.

really striking the degree to which not a single person working in the trump administration appears to be interested in serving the american people

Hell yeah, tigers. Got to beat the Mariners and these umps. For America.

Real one. RIP

Wish we had a press corp that would actually ask something like “where are you getting this information from?”

This is a 35 year-old man who’s definitely seen some shit.

Reuters photographer Jonathan Ernst noticed that Bondi flipped open a file during the Senate hearing and he zoomed in. Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators. The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.

Just go ahead and delete article 1 entirely while you’re at it.

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

Complete insanity

This may be as close as we’ll ever get to an official confirmation

Trumpnomics: Get tariff money from US consumers on Chinese goods. Our farmers can’t sell their products because the Chinese refuse to pay our tariffs. China buys from farmers in Argentina instead. We send Argentina $20 billion. Then we pay our farmers to throw their crops away.

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"no more superficial individual expression"

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

I’m opening a movie theater in which I show recently released films that I ripped from the internet but the studios are welcome to opt out if they wish.

David Cross folks.

there are almost certainly more people — more blue collar laborers, specifically — involved in the cultivation and production of chardonnay grapes and wine than in coal