Dude I just wanna paint and play nerdy games with my friends and not feel like entire world has gone to shit every 8 minutes 🤬

depressive spiral HALTED thanks to the power of a tiny bit of weed and the mighty power of the Washington State Ferry system

im not a licensed or certified therapist but you can pay me to get high w you

i'm a simple man. i see rat content and i reskeet it

sneebf sneebf

Oh, to be a raccoon being fed hot dogs from an old guy on a bench

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

wretched sister squashed my house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i know i'm old now because so much slang of the youth enrages me irrationally

I saw a long Falinks today

Some of y'all can't handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows

at least there's a cool spider out here to look at

i havent even been at this party for 20 minutes and i am already hiding on the back porch by myself. it ain't looking good for me, gang

curse you, social anxiety

15 mins into the function and im freaking out

she's giving drama, she's giving vogue, she's giving fashion, she's giving chunky little butter ball. she is an icon

waiting for the bus. 2 pigeons are getting it on nearby

i miss her so much (my cat at home)

i'm going to play soooo much civ this weekend

soup lunch

i saw an extraordinary number of rodents today

the spoils of war

The title to my bio

i think i'm going to try out gay sex this month... 😳🙊🙈 for pride 🥴🏳️‍🌈🤫😇

it’s so sad. they make this cat work so hard

andy's four humors: 1. baja blast 2. orange rockstar 3. thc resin 4. ...you know. 😘🤍

i love to cast bard spells

i coined an insult today

not a big fan of the dentist. like, conceptually

emo is goth *drops mic*

Me: The other guy in the yard: Me: Other guy: Me: Third guy (walking up): Me: Other guy: Third guy: Me: You here for the-- Other guy: Milkshake yeah Third guy: Yeah the milkshake Me: Yeah

is this what vitamin D feels like

it feels wrong to smoke weed in direct sunlight. im goth

Pet Rats vs Pet Mice

get sniffed idiot

"bagel" has got to be one of the top 3 bread shapes for sure

Did you hear about the new Trump pardon? Yeah, someone said they liked Trump and I said "PARDON??" The heart icon below will mark this as one of your favorite posts, and the icon of arrows going in a circle will share it with your friends. I pray you all have a blessed evening.

he craves the baja blast

embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,

Fellas, is it woke to party rock?

i love boys. i love BOYS

i drink 2 ipas and start sexting white boys

green day counts as queer punk rock

i drink 1 ipa and start talking about climbing trees

larp thoughts

taking out my rage against the machine(s) by kicking the host's roomba