dick: wet pussy: hard

what if we kissed under the mistletodd??(yes, a jason todd plush is hanging from the ceiling, shush)

chicken ramen for the soul(and for the lungs cause i lowkey just breathed in noodles)

damn...i forgot i had this app

original plans of the day: go to PT, then go to work. updated plans of the day: go to PT, get halfway to work before i get told not to come into work for the day, go home and make a milkshake, take a 4 hour nap, then play Date Everything after said nap ah, how the plans of your day can wildly change

ON GOD, THEY TRYNNA DROWN ME IN THIS HOE(my mom took the spray bottle for the cats and sprayed me with it)

maybe, JUST maybe, staying up until almost 3am when you have work the next day ISNT a good idea

man, yk the worst fuckin part about a period? it's the not knowing where i'm gonna bleed from my vagina onto my pad. I'll put one on and check an hour or so later and I've bled all over where my ass is, so i place a new one a little further back to fix that problem

ngl, #EPICTheMusical is great inspiration when doing furry art for people

America is solidly in our, “Scream ourselves to sleep, shit ourselves awake” era.

is #EPICTheMusical my experience of #HamiltonTheMusical? being so obsessed over every detail and song, memorizing every song and voice? is this what it was like for Hamilton fans when everything was being produced/brought to the stage?

fuck, once again crying over #EPICTheMusical cause it's so beautiful. i REALLY hope this gets brought to the stage. i need to see this in person and experience it in it's entirety

ah, another joyus day in hell(i have to go to work 😭)

you know it's bad when i, a mostly deaf man, can only peacefully walk down the street if im wearing headphones to make people think im listening to music. people love to harass those they think can hear, and they get pissed off when i don't respond cause i cant hear what they're saying 🙄

my whole body feels like a papercut that just got hand sanitizer rubbed into it

omg, why am i not allowed to breathe through my nose? i need to not be sick anymore, this is homophobic 😭

im dying(i think i have bronchitis again 😭)

food for thought(and destruction): bologna can eat away at car paint by breaking down the acids in the paint shaving cream can do the same thing do with this information as you wish

I’m sick of living through Wikipedia entries.

SOBBING MY EYES OUT 😭😭

i drew mt cat's tiny squirrel toy, cause why not

grilled chicken, cheddar broccoli rice, and grilled asparagus? aight, we chillin ig. add buttered bread? shit, now i fuck with it fr

me, dying on the floor in crippling pain: oh god, why do i hurt so much? ugh, im dying also me: *ran around town for 14 hours doing heavy labor with 0 breaks* me, still dying: god, what could have triggered this pain?

Am I crazy for not listening to a fucking word Trump is saying right now?

Need someone to ban me from touching a bed

Donold says he will rename the “Gulf of Mexico” the “Gulf of America.” Still no plans for eggs or gas.

I just flew in from Chernobyl and boy are my arms legs

Why are we ignoring the Fourteenth Amendment-Section 3? #NeverForgetJanuary6th

damn, why does crocheting have to make my hands hurt so much? ✋️😔

*watching a movie where everyone succumbs to a corrupting force* it wouldn’t corrupt me

what tf are social cues?(for ref, I'm autistic)