sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

Hogwarts Legacy is on sale! But you can save even more money and your dignity by shunning everything to do with the bigoted, crude, (and pedo-associated?) creator of that cursed fictional world. Seriously, don't buy that shit.

If you’re looking for a fun, antifascist sci-fi multispecies buddy comedy book series (with a very good audiobook version), I highly recommend Dungeon Crawler Carl. I’m on Book 3 and it’s been a blast from start to finish.

Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...

exclusive footage of greg bovino fleeing minnesota

someone emptied out the little free library. no idea who or why, whether it was to try to hurt me or just because. if you want to help restock & you’re local to boynton beach, lmk. if you want to donate books, info below. venmo: @mortuaryreport paypal: @aceratcliff cash app: $mortuaryreport

We owe it to the brave people of Minnesota to not let their sacrifices be in vain.

if all you have done all day long is doomscrolled and read the news, sign the fuck off, my dudes. get water. get food. pick up something that requires long form attention: music, a movie, a book, a craft. your brain and body are not designed for this kind of long term high level stress

Fun to see in my neighborhood. Though I am obliged to say that every single person I've met here has been nothing but kind and gracious to me. It's paint and frustration. I get the sentiment.

Allow me to connect some dots for you: Too much of the world currently relies for its basic functions on resources which must be continuously extracted. You burn that oil one time and oops, now you need more. Geopolitical horrors are, in fact, one of the reasons we need to move to renewables ASAP.

This is truth, and I don't understand the Texan mindset of it being so popular you can put Dr pepper on their license plates. This, with their obsession with sweet tea leads me to believe a great number of Texans have been brainwashed to believe that sweet = flavor

Time to dust this one off again

There are certainly worse words to have been served. I'll take it!

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

Make A Bond movie casual Octopudding

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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once

I’m gonna implore everyone here to take the W if only to experience the feeling again.

One can be suspended from social media for making morally correct statements

Went to an @alokvmenon.bsky.social comedy show with my gal tonight.

Christ, I'm still in Texas

what an especially barf-y World Series baseball game for both fanbases. the dream!

I’ve been thinking about how hard the founding fathers cooked with the Third Amendment. Imagine being forced to house ICE. I can’t imagine they wash their hands. They’ve never done laundry in their lives. They’d break your stuff if you didn’t cut the crusts off their sandwiches.

The dialogue is a whole other thing but the bit about "fuck you shoot me I'll die for this shit" and the reaction is the crux here, from Gandhi's time on down, no authoritarian in history ever knows how to respond to this and it's why it beats them whenever deployed

Now Switch 2 owners can experience the raw joy of eating a box of Styrofoam packing peanuts

The Woodlands?! Y'all need to understand how remarkably surprising is is that a No Kings protest would happen there.

I was wondering the other day why we don't have a super exciting cyberpunk TTRPG, and then I realised we do, and it's Mothership. ...I just didn't expect them to lock in that crown with this year's Mothership Month, with all the modules set in the same megacity. www.backerkit.com/c/collection...

Made a dinner of pork chops and potatoes on Monday with Melisa. And of course we had to stop for selfies. Wanna come over for dinner some time?

I pre-ordered the heck out of this

Um, what.

Say what you will about the general quality of goods we have here in the United States but it's undeniable we have the freshest hells on the planet.

The world sucks, but there's still beauty. Here's the view that greeted me as I opened the front door this morning

Things are so bad white people noticed.

Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"

Walking to the grocery store in my rural Costa Rica neighborhood. It's so green!!

Feeling like a Ranger from the North * enters elevator * * sniff sniff * "There was pizza in here not five minutes ago"

Dim sum for a weekend brunch

James Dobson dedicated his life to evil and the world is worse because he made it so on purpose. defector.com/james-dobson...

So, it's been a while since I've been introduced to someone's family. Not nervous at all! 😅

I was listening to a Spanish language podcast this morning, and this week's theme was "red flags & green flags" and wow it was a parade of exes

Took a morning run past the Vatican embassy. They had roosters crowing inside the walls. Only heard it twice, so there's still time for them to deny Jesus.

I love the translated name for Treebeard into Spanish: Bárbol

I have never felt more thoroughly identified than after seeing "white people taco night" memes

lol buddy this says AI = 0

Be subversive. Take a photo of you smiling while poopin. Make it your LinkedIn profile pic.

I honestly can’t believe there are still any AI skeptics out there. This tech is obviously revolutionary