can confirm having just had a convo with an ADA specialist: a sterile environment is a place where in order to enter hair, clothes, & shoes must be covered by gown & PPE, & no visitors are allowed—like an ICU, operating room, or burn unit. if you can bring someone w/you, your service dog can come

by ADA definitions, is the piercing room of a piercing studio a “sterile” environment in which a service dog is not permitted? my gut feeling is no; sterile means surgical while a piercing room is sanitary with sterilized implements, but i’m willing to be wrong

can’t believe this is finally coming into existence. i know it’s going to be SO good.

i am reading “on the calculation of volume” book 1 and finding to to be terribly and unbearably slow. i am nearly done & thus will probably finish it but do the rest of them stay similar?

ok so i’m like halfway-ish thru the three musketeers and so far it is mostly one musketeer and he’s not even a musketeer yet he’s a musketeer in training????

deep cut but give me all of your best long form videos about the history of france & the world during the setting of the three musketeers AND your videos about alexander dumas’ family history AND about dumas writing the book thank you

ahahaha i subluxed my elbow in the pool

the nice thing about having floridian parents is there is a built in pool for me to dangle in when my spine has gone fucky and something is dislocated but also this does not actually seem like a decent or real excuse for jobs or anyone i owe things to

i got to read this story before it went live in the world and phew. big feelings, y’all. it’s always a joy (and sometimes horrifying in the best way bc of what i’m going to FEEL) to read for @reveleth.com. go. read.

i am so sick of living in a body that makes me pay for everything. you’d think you get used to it at some point but nope

please clap, i just rehoused my cobalt blue tarantula as well as my golden blue legged baboon AND my purple earth tiger

how did espn manage to fuck up the audio this badly on jackie robinson day during a dodgers game

I feel like I have nothing to write. "Genocide is illegal and Trump must be tried for war crimes" feels, somehow, *under*whelming in this moment.

I was lucky enough to get to read an early draft of this story by @mortuaryreport.bsky.social and I fell in love with in instantly. I still think about this story all the time and am so happy it found a home at @escapepod.org escapepod.org/2026/03/26/e...

thank you my friend!!

happy belated TdoV! i spent the day being very perceived by other humans because i was teaching my metalsmithing class

if you want to listen to some trans stories i've narrated? head over to @escapepod.org and "Meet the Mets!" a story by @mortuaryreport.bsky.social about the most perfect sport.

I really enjoyed this story!

a live trumpet player absolutely going hard as a motherfucker when you come out as the closer fucks so hard GOD i love baseball

these uniforms look less like shit than they usually do

Absolutely a home run! Go listen now!!

fuck dude i am so glad baseball is back

icymi: my trans baseball alien story went live yesterday at @escapepod.org!

I LOVE this story! @mortuaryreport.bsky.social is incredible, and I had so much fun reading this. **slides it toward you**

So yeah, I love this and blame @mortuaryreport.bsky.social for writing it and @jordankurella.com for reading it. Or thank them, that’s it. Trans excellence + baseball + aliens + Mr. Met = totally my jam or something. Happy Opening Day, folks. 🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩶 ⚾

even better the dodgers won their opening game :) good baseball night!!

Let's go Mets!

OH HEY MY LOVE LETTER TO BASEBALL AND QUEERNESS AND SCI FI IS LIVE AT @escapepod.org RIGHT BEFORE I SIT DOWN TO WATCH BASEBALL

we watched jurassic world yesterday for a distraction from the horrors (even tho chris pratt is the worst chris) and among other complaints, that is 200% not how clicker training works

this is such a stupid fucking way for veronica mars to end

broooooooooooo just opened my issue that was delivered today and “remember me in the meat” was a helluva way to start the issue!! so fkn good

if you are the kind of person who buys an item from a bidding website and then tries to manufacture a false issue with said item in order to get a discount once it’s delivered to you, i hope you get what you deserve

st: academy is definitely still finding its footing in some ways but good lord two episodes so far have made me UGLY cry

breaking: AuDHDer realizes for the nth time that the brain computer works better with calories powering it

absolutely ugly crying from this week’s episode of star trek academy

THIS is the first episode of veronica mars? good lord yall this is heavy

it is so bizarre that the body becomes inured to certain types of pain but new pain is overwhelming. i have a rib that has been dislocated for more than a decade. it is annoying but not rlly outright painful anymore. a rib that doesn’t usually dislocate is out rn & i cannot think straight bc of it

i cancelled the doctor appointments for tomorrow. i am going to attempt to sleep until my body wakes up. i feel like this drastic weather has put my body into an aggressive spin cycle w a load of washers & screws banging around in there too

idk if i’m more overstimulated by being this cold or by having to wear so many layers

target restocked their minifigs and i got the crocodile AND the goldfish which almost makes up for how yucky this weather is making me feel

alright my hEDS MCAS friends, i am asking for recs. i have incredibly sensitive skin that flips tf out over… anything. my morning sunscreen/moisturizer changed formulary & my skin is mad. tell me about your sensitive skin, easy to access, high SPF morning moisturizers

this floridian witch is currently trying to make a st. brigid’s cross out of fakahatchee grass from my yard for imbolc

look i understand that 20-40 degree temps are child’s play for the rest of y’all but my nearly lifelong practically a floridian-ass is STRUGGLING

the single thing i am not enjoying about star trek: academy is the theme song. it’s too hard to hum along to!!

i don’t know what the fuck it is about cold but as soon as we hit 50° or below it makes my foot with the screw swell horribly and everything shifts when i move it or put weight on it

o no there are so many plants that have to come inside

last night i had a pelvic floor muscle so absolutely fucked up that when i released it it made an audible popping noise

i think cerave changed their AM spf 50 lightweight lotion because my skin is pissed

not that i’m telling you how to live but you can also get bats, gulls, lobsters, and dogs plus you can design a minifig that looks like you or someone you love

i just taught eight adults how to make three simple sterling silver stacking rings and briefly entered flow state where i was able to forget about the shitty state of the world