I am in the I am almost better stage of my head cold. It is incredibly frustrating to still be expelling mucus though.

Watching people who can't cook/bake makes me upset in a way that is hard to quantify. I had to turn off a stream because I just kept repeating 'that's not how it is done.'

Just watched the Pluribus finale. Magnificent. Then cancelled Apple TV. If something else comes along, I will re-up.

Seeing that Epstein wrote a letter to Nassar has given me the ick entirely too early this morning. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

Being sick this close to Christmas sucks. I want to eat, drink, and be merry; not cough, sneeze and feel awful.

Welp my Christmas is cancelled. I am either having really bad allergies or it is a head cold. (Not Covid; tested negative.) I can't give away cookies in good conscience.

Most dystopian fiction use historical references to create their stories. Now this administration uses dystopian fiction as a fountain of ideas.

Whenever I get blocked, I always wonder what caused it. Then I go see what they are about; it's usually a MAGAt.

If Rian Johnson only made Knives Out movies for the rest of his career, I would be content. Wake Up, Dead Man was enjoyable.

Having an addict relative doesn't always mean that there will be violence, but it definitely increases the likelihood.

I am not surprised Dopey Don would be insulting to Rob Reiner. When you are a good person, people will speak well of you when you pass. When you are a piece of shit, there is a celebration when you leave.

I’m gonna watch Rob Reiner movies this week. He’s made some of my favorites.

If someone makes me show ID before accessing a bathroom, I am going to pee on them. Maybe on purpose, maybe on accident.

I smoke meats overnight. It is a present to future me from past me. Tonight's cook is brisket.

What is your cultural blindspot? I missed a lot of stuff from 2000-2010. I am currently watching Avatar: The Last Airbender for the first time.

Vibe check: Does anyone else irrationally fear that they will be picked up by ICE? I went to renew my license at the DMV and I was paranoid.

There are two kinds of people: those who can extrapolate data from incomplete information.

Whenever I dye my hair, I tell my spouse 'new hair, who dis?' It never gets a laugh, but at least I'm amused.

#Redzone is causing psychic damage with their audio right now.

There are artists whose art I admire, but think they are a shitty person. And there are artists, who are the best people, whose art I don't personally like.

If I had a nickle for every time I said "what a fucking moron," I wouldn't be in debt.

If MAGA wants to boycott Costco, it is a win to me. They are usually the worst customers; standing in the way most of the time.

On blood thinners for life; Tylenol is the only safe OTC option. Still worthless. #chronicillness

Pantone released their color of the year for 2026. They picked white. Are they sucking up to the white supremacists?

Went to the optometrist today. New prescription for the first time in years. Managed to avoid needing progressive lenses/bifocals. Told me I could grab the lowest powered readers for when I'm wearing my contacts.

When I see a picture of right winger, I ask myself is it A.I. or is it bad plastic surgery. The answer is sometimes both. #FuckNazis

The worst part about the rain, besides my body hurting, is hearing all the morons spinning their wheels. I want to tell them "nice hydroplane fuckface."

I’m extra annoyed at the power being out during the halftime show with Jack White.

At least the power went out after the food was done.

The best part of eating Thanksgiving early is that I can pass out if the football game is a blow out.

Seeing some of the Thanksgiving dinner troubleshooting, it is obvious that some people do not have the fundamental basics of cooking down. I pray that the people eating the food don’t get sick.

So I am watching 'The Perfect Neighbor' doc; weaponized whiteness is fucking disgusting. The victim died needlessly; the children lost their mother because some bitch was annoyed at kid noises.

#chronicillness #migraines

♫ Toe beans, toe beans, toe beans, toe beaaannnnsss ♫ #Caturday

Sometimes I wish I had a five minute grace period to edit a post for grammar/spelling. I think faster than I type.

Thanksgiving is my Super Bowl. I am in the end game now. The turkeys are defrosting in the fridge.

I just started up the Selena Y Los Dinos documentary. I saw one of the haircuts and remembered my 3rd grade school picture. Why did moms do this to us?

The Beatles Anthology documentary coming out on Thanksgiving feels like a gift from the universe. I had the CDs, but never saw the documentary.

Hearing Chappell Roan's Femininomenon in a Domino's commercial made my head turn. Like, damn Papa Johns is sleeping.

Healthy people usually don't get MRIs. They are used to see what can't be detected with blood tests, x-rays, or CT scans. Maybe his scan didn't have anything of note, but it is far from routine to get an MRI. #healthsky #chronicillness

The fact that these emails exist, is a testament to how unaware most people are to the fact that they are forever. Emails are more durable than paper correspondence. Never write an email you wouldn’t want read in court. #Epstein

Predator: Badlands was a buddy movie in a sci-fi wrapper. Supremely enjoyable.

@pablo.show Today's episode was seriously un-serious in the best way.

Repost this if you want Chuck Schumer to step down as Senate Minority Leader.

This is what I think of the Dems who folded.

I want to see the viewership numbers from Lions-Commanders game. I want to see how many people shut off the game once Droopy Don started to appear.

I had to turn off Red Zone because they let Droopy Don talk. Fox ruined my football Sunday.

My shitty super power is sensing barometric pressure changes with my body. #chronicillness #migraine

Here is Benny. He is also over everything. #Caturday