Josh here from Cards Against Humanity. We teamed up with @theoatmeal.bsky.social, @shing.bsky.social, @boxbrown.bsky.social, and @effies.bsky.social to create vinyl urinal stickers so you and your neighbors can pee on the cartoon faces of asshole ICE agents. Get yours free at PeeToMeltICE.com

Pierce Brosnan not being able to sing well in Mamma Mia does not take anything away from the movie. I am still annoyed that Russell Crowe was cast as Javert in Les Miserables. Maybe it is a matter of expectation.

Sour foods make my eye twitch. A particularly sour piece of key lime pie almost made it permanent.

I've had 11 unknown callers today. I started filtering them and all of a sudden I have so many. Did I get put on a list?

#chronicillness #migraine

There was two season finales this week: Maul and Daredevil. After each I have thought "damn what now."

"you better embrace Ai or get left behi-" FINE, LEAVE MY ASS BEHIND, GO

And also with you.

I have a copy of Alien vs Predator Battle Yahtzee. We only got through one game because the score sheet's print is 6pt at most. Our eyes are old now. Finding the appropriate template is a pain.

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Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only: Andor The Leftovers The Good Place Watchmen Fleabag Cowboy Bebop Mindhunter Parks and Rec True Detective Westworld Legends of Tomorrow Mad Men Breaking Bad Hacks Chernobyl

I love painting my nails with polishes I just got in the mail. It is the equivalent of wearing your new shoes out of the store.

Artist: Dave Coverly

The world sucks, but this doesn't. Lady Gaga & Doechii dropped their song for The Devil Wears Prada 2. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXIX...

@tasirisoul

The vibes at this year's WHCD were always bad, but it somehow got worse.

Existential crisis Benny. #Caturday

Heritage #meme.

Conor and Benny hanging out at the top of cat tower. #Caturday

Some headlines just read like a surreal mad lib.

Streamers, stop trying to make auto-play happen. If I turn it off in the settings, I expect it to not play a goddamn thing. If I pay for ad free, I don't want trailers either. #rant

There is a way to turn off some of those features. But same. www.pcmag.com/how-to/i-fig...

Is it not loading because I'm banned or is it my adblocker?

Y'all scared me by making Tim Curry trend. Happy Birthday to him. I have always said that you can tell someone's age range by the first thing you heard/saw him in.

My ice pack smells like freezer. So much so, that I think it is doing more harm than good. #chronicillness

Peace on top of the tower with Conor and Benny. #Caturday

They can ask me. I love a chance to complain. (It is the meds.) #chronicillness

You know shit is fucked up when the status.bluesky.app page is down.

@netw3rk.bsky.social As a true crime junkie, some of the other things that lead to the reduction of serial killers are less lead, databases with crime information that are shared between jurisdictions and agencies, fewer easy victims, and being caught earlier.

Wanting teen pregnancy to be a thing is so The Handmaid's Tale coded. How about supporting established couples have kids by raising wages, universal healthcare, daycare vouchers, and a bunch of other solutions?

If your tv show's opening credits are dope, I am never skipping them.

What are some other hopeful dystopian sci-fi movies, besides Wall-E and Project Hail Mary? #moviesky

When people say they are worried about JD Vance becoming president, I ask why. He is so ineffective in basic tasks. He does not have the charisma to charm people into doing what he wants.

I had a warm cookie. Life is temporarily better.

New awareness campaign

I hate being in that pre-sick scratchy throat phase. I am fighting it with a lot of lozenges and pineapple juice, but I think it is a losing battle.

Tonight's Daredevil no context spoiler. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj-D...

Between Bluesky and Reddit being down intermittently, I might actually have to read a book.

Trans Day of Visibility is tomorrow. #TDOV #ProtectTheDolls