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Happy Pride and good morning! Is this bear face?

Managing ADHD while packing is convincing myself that right now is not the time to learn the best kind of knot just because I found this neat cord

Short workout because I'm going to a party tonight Hope I have enough spoons

soft launching (myself into the sun)

The first line of Fergie's debut solo single, London Bridge

Heeeeey, It's Captain Commando!

I convinced myself not to go to IKEA for lunch because it's near the place where im running errands I can make a perfectly good meal with whats in front of me I'm glad I now have the skills to not follow a random ADHD thought just because I have it

Found some old medication under a table and in a relatively clean carpeted area Not sure how long it's been here but I'm tempted to take it Living is expensive and it'll take some of that edge off

Time for a morning stretch and workout. I love not working weekends again

I have to explain all my celebrity references to my young coworker. They did not know who Maya Rudolph was and that made me feel ancient

Having hot creamy goodness this morning

Latest Game Changer makes me want to try smoking the Aly Beardsley way

This song gets stuck in my head a lot

Ran into Joan Rivers last night

#IML weekend is here! Find me on the dancefloor at Brut (F), Furball (Sa) and Queen (Su) & in the sling on Sunday at @handballchi.com !

This!

Correction: its Alzheimer's www.popsci.com/environment/...

Just learned we are giving dolphins dementia, but here's a pit pic

Ordered a cheap diploma frame off Amazon to display the diploma I got over 10 years ago That text was certainly written by AI

I need to find something to dislike about this person so my brain doesn't turn to mush when I'm around them

I got kind of flustered when a new coworker showed up today, he's tall, has glasses and sweet facial hair 😱

Made my first Insta post in over a month

Pee break when everybody is making loud Drop Dead Gorgeous jokes/quotes at gay volumes but you haven't seen the movie

I expect at least a forehead kiss from Mamdani if I visit New York

Follows from accounts with an AI profile pic is a sure-fire way to get blocked

I'm in on the chismes! I've been at my job for years and I've never gotten any office tea until now I think it because the other person who shares my job description is younger and also queer

Found near the entrance at work this morning I need to know the story

Gonna OD on these sugar discs I keep shoving them in my mouth whole

Progress check-in 🏋🏽‍♂️

I'm thinking of quiet quitting my therapist. I feel like I've gotten everything I need from this one and it's time to move on

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Greetings from the tub I also may have accidentally texted this to someone because I had an edible and thought I was posting to bluesky 🫠

I realized why it was so difficult for me to say good morning Its not actually a good morning, saying so would be a lie and I don't want to be a liar so I won't say it Then I realized it's one of those social things you're supposed to do so you sound like a 'normal' person Wait is this masking?

🔥🧜🏽 Love the idea of a Loteria tattoo

I knew I've seen Raven's look before

It makes me so happy to see one group of friends get along with a different group of friends 🥰

Short workout because I stayed up too late playing Vampier Crawler: The Turbo Wildcard from Vampire Survivors I am addicted to that stupid game love pretty colors, numbers go up game 🫪🎮

*waits in 5' 11.5"*

Depression is weird and hard and random, and it can make you think about not great things. But I also think about this Bukowski quote a lot when it’s bad, and it’s slightly less bad. anyways

I did not realize it was such a high holy day.

Few things are funnier to me than the way Vision walks in CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THE AVENGERS.

we decided to go with both pics

I got a massage and came out relaxed and self conscious about my clavicles

Wearing something that shows off the goods because we have donors at work today and I guess if they give us money, I'm less likely to lose my job

Met Gala? Like why would I want to meet an apple

Yes I’m political but I’m also a gay slut whose third language is sex follow at your own risk

Honestly, @katya-zamo.bsky.social on @veryimportantpeople.dropout.tv is what's gonna get me through to Thursday