Diamond gives two dewclaws up to Canada Pooch snowsuits. It was a little awkward getting it on because she was wiggly & anxious to get outside to potty. But she didn't shiver and wanted to stay outside to play with Wade.

I am so happy to have this game. The camaraderie among the USWNT players is soothing after the NWSL playoffs. #woso

Republicans fighting for your right to rotisserie chicken your children

SIRENS!! Sound up!! I never understood.

This is the most NWSL video clip I think I’ve ever seen ❤️ Rose Lavelle

Rules are rules... And storm water management is important. youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

The Kansas City Current announced Vlatko Andonovski, who served as HC and sporting director since Oct 2023, will transition into a new role as the global sporting director The search for its next head coach begins now & Andonovski will continue his role as head coach until his successor is named

Can I get a "Hell yeah!"? The Queen of the Nutmeg was voted into the National Soccer Hall of Fame the first year she was eligible. #woso

Miss Diamond, who most likely lived outside full-time before being dumped with her puppies, is not built for cold. I put two coats on her this morning, which was enough for all three dogs to pee. I see a Canada Pooch purchase in our near future. She's an inside dog now & she's worth it.

GOP to Senate Dems soon.

I'm going to go be sad for a while. #NWSL #woso

This game is giving me fart hailure! #NWSL #woso #KCBaby

Thank Ceiling Cat for Ellie Wheeler's left foot! ⚽ #KCBaby #TealTown #NWSL #woso

"This is our city and we are going to rule it." Claire Hutton #TealTown #KCCurrent #woso #NWSL

I should have bought tickets. #KCCurrent #NWSL

ESPN & Google are beefing, so there is no ABC via YouTubeTV for me to watch KC Current v Gotham. 😭 Thank Ceiling Cat for the Bridge on the Current app. At least I can listen. #KCBaby #TealTown #NWSL #woso

The inaction by Jessica Berman to protect the players of the NWSL has now put one its premier players in the crosshairs of the worst people. The commissioner needs to do more right now to keep Barbra Banda and all other #NWSL players safe. Act, or step down.

Me to all the rich people saying they would leave NYC if Mamdani got elected:

Not saying they nailed it… but they nailed it 😭💅

Happy Halloween from my herd to yours!

Hayes on the 'We want Lo' chants (laughing): "The truth be told, the card had already gone in before they started shouting." #USWNT

See how easy this is @angelcity.com ? #NWSL

S/O to my dogs, who all peed before the match start. #USWNT #woso

It’s only Aunt Facing Islamophobia on the Subway if it’s from the Aunt Facing Islamophobia on the Subway region of New York.

It may be time to resurrect the "done list."

A Tale of Two Pitties: Pup Cup Day

I was certain that I was going to adult today, but that behavior has yet to manifest.

She knew what she was doing by writing for the Post. She knew her words would be used to target players like Banda, Kundananji, and Chawinga. She's a bigot who is calling for invasive testing to "solve a problem" that doesn't exist. Its racist transphobic bullshit and has no place in this league

And Lo'eau makes four!! #USWNT #KCBaby #TealTown #woso

What asshole brought back tiered prairie skirts and how do we banish them again

Shout out to my boss! 8:30 am Me: Can I shelve late this afternoon so I can follow the Current game? J: Sure. 4:00 pm Me: <bopping around the stacks with a full cart of returned books while streaming the game on my phone>

It is so good to see Sharples back on the pitch! #KCBaby #TealTown #NWSL #woso

Chicago Teachers Union @ctulocal1.bsky.social

This is so freaking adorable!

A Tale of Two Pitties: Thunder at the Dog Park Diamond: "Please protect me from the thunder." Wade: "Let's get the f*ck out of here!"

Desi Scott is a national treasure fyi cc @likethe309.bsky.social

Not sure where my brain was. I handed Georgie Wade's bowl and Wade Georgie's, and didn't realize what I had done until Wade tried to chew on the slow feeder. By then, Georgie had bolted down all of the kibble meant for a dog 4x her size.

My super WASP, has never been on the internet unsupervised mom just saw a meme about JD Vance on Colbert and when I tried to explain it said, “oh I know, they say he’s a couch fucker.” So that made it to the normies.

OMG, this afternoon's ANTIFA Board of Directors meeting went on and on. I thought Jesus would *never* stop talking!

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Urban Dictionary to the rescue

This is what happens when rescues work together for the greater good of the animals in our care. Hear that grunting? Odd sounding kitten right?!

Anyone would think that they actually don't care about women's pain, and kind of like it, especially now with this Tylenol thing going on.

New topic: what are you unqualified to talk about? 3-D printing, internal combustion engines, & mushrooms (edible, poisonous, or psychedelic)

One of nature's amazing engineers, the beaver, takes down a tree in a day. Notice how he listens intently for the silent creaks that warn him the tree is coming down and in which direction it will fall. 🎶👉🆙 #beaver #engineering #mammal #science #nature

Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets a college degree

Harrison Butker once again being criticized for being to the extreme right.

Just bc I can't wear a team shirt to work, doesn't mean I can't support the team! ❤️Teal & red jewelry ❤️Red lipstick ❤️Teal & glittery red eyeliner ❤️Teal capris ❤️Red socks #Tealtown #KCBany #KCCurrent #woso #NWSL