Brb I'm making a new playlist

Lies, damn lies, and recipes

That slush fund is for people unfairly targeted by the DOJ, right? Kilmar Abrego Garcia should apply for compensation

Maybe for once before the Democratic party chases swing voters they could try chasing their own godsdamned base

CHAWINGA is a cheat code

🎶 Livin' my best life in my bluesky "bubble"🎶...

A LaBonta goal always makes me smile

Nazi content in your life is like polonium in your blood- the correct amount is zero

I need a lazy Sunday with WoSo and the grill, and this is one of those days when the universe gives me exactly what I need

Nah man, I Just don't like Nazis It's the same reason I'm not on Facebook, they insist on showing me public posts I'm not interested in, and those public posts inevitably have a bunch of racist and sexist comments. So I deleted my Facebook account and, presto, I don't have to put up with that shit.

Incredible use of the passive voice Who shot the bystander, I wonder?

"The world is subject to death and decay," said the Buddha, as he dusted a shelf he had dusted just the day before

You just lost The Game

Sorry Reign, without Fishlock on the field I gotta root for Boston #NWSL #BOSvSEA

Rejecting the religion I was taught growing up and admitting publicly I'm an atheist. All the worst decisions of my life were ones I thought God wanted me to make. While my life isn't perfect, I have far fewer regrets now.

It's hard to think of a better endorsement than opposition from the oil industry

One reason I hate death penalty cases is that capital punishment is incredibly stupid and irrational. It's cruel, expensive, and serves no deterrent effect. It's rarely imposed, except against a tiny minority of unlucky defendants—and in those cases, racism almost always plays a role. Just end it.

Amazon is so annoying with their alerts on my phone. "Ooooh look at this frying pan! Check out this Wi-Fi router! Want an organizational rack?" Why yes I DO want all those things, you absolute bastards

Kansas City is not having a year #TealDrooping #NWSL #LAvKC

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://bit.ly/44aNdkq

If releasing your tax returns and the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency must end. It’s that simple.

Based on the available information and the structure of the plan, Team Trump has agreed to give Team Trump $1.776 billion to be spent by Team Trump to benefit those politically aligned with Team Trump, with Team Trump responsible for overseeing itself.

People who think that showing bad behavior is endorsing bad behavior would have their brains melted by 70s cinema. So many great films about people you should NOT emulate.

This is the correct way to report it. They dropped the case to AVOID the court reviewing it. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/05...

TIL

Man, Star Wars Outlaws is gonna be so good in ten years, when we finally have hardware that can run it well

🧵as I read this piece. My first thought: Teachers and professors have long been sounding alarms about declines in student skills, knowledge, and behavior. But test scores are all political and school leaders attend to. This attention cuts all ways, as I'll come back to. #GiftLink #GiftArticle

Can Marta touch the ball without breaking some league record? 🤩 #BOSvORL #NWSL

But "robot" means "slave" youtu.be/0c8KzcHNW7U?...

Like the vast majority of spiders (certain Australian psychopaths excepted) the Brown Recluse does not seek confrontation and will only bite if threatened or trapped. To use words Kyle Rittenhouse will understand, Brown Recluses have a Castle Doctrine and abide by strict Stand Your Ground laws.

I want people put to work striking his name from everything on day 1.

Nothing against the good people of Minneapolis but if ICE failed there, I would love to see ICE try to take on NYC The city is practically synonymous with immigration Not to mention their reputation for being tough... The rats in NYC are said to carry off small dogs and children

This would be funny if it were satire

If we use AI to write our emails, and we use AI to read our emails, then wouldn't it be easier to just not have email?

this is…a very funny allegation to make

If Democrats elect a Nazi then everyone who says the two parties are the same will be proven correct

I can't decide

BREAKING: Congress announces new federal holiday, Victory Over Iran day. which will be held every year on May 1st, April 29th, April 25th, April 19th, April 14th, April 10th, April 6th, April 1st, March 24th, March 17th, March 7th, February 28th, February 24th...

Happy May Day. They can’t kill us all.

Listen Ken Martin says a lot of good things here; I absolutely agree with focusing on down ballot races, and making sure every state gets attention. That's how you sustain a national party. pca.st/episode/5573...

There is no actual concerted "anti-male" political party or even meaningful political tendency anywhere in the world, but even the tiniest advances for women and queer people are treated as an absolute existential threat to stamp out, and used as ideological fuel for reactionary movements worldwide.

Trump is trying to claim progressives are trying to kill him

8. So while I don't think Callais is *apocalyptic* for Democrats, it's still a hideous perversion of the Constitution that will undermine democracy and racial equality for years. The Voting Rights Act is essentially dead. The 15th Amendment has been repurposed to greenlight racism. It's a dark day.

The Voting Rights Act is essentially dead and it’s quite possible that we will, like when a similar SCOTUS gutted civil rights at the fall of Reconstruction, see a disappearance of much of the Black congressional representation, especially in the most heavily Black states, which are in the South.

Sharing again just because I love them so much

Nice header, Tordin! #rctid

#PTFC might not have Bixby... Or Sincy... Or Coffey... But they still have Wilson and Moultrie, so #lfg #rctid