Who's gonna tell him that the only group soccer fans hate more than Man U is FIFA

Ok this is brilliant

Like a wet blanket got its wish to become a real boy

"Does this feel like or look like a well-run competent administration? It took them 10 months to discover that the United States doesn't grow bananas and that therefore if we tariff bananas that that's not going to bring banana factories on shore."

It's December, and you know what that means The greatest Christmas album ever recorded

Oh, they're pumping public taxpayer money into private stocks. Ok. Also, the only people who get it are ones whose parents open an account - so again, it's helping people who are financially better off. A better solution would be Treasury bonds for every baby born, automatically

Bill Kristol has gone so far left he's joined us in chastising Hakeem Jeffries for being a morally bankrupt turd. He's gonna be Che in like a week at this rate

The refusal to consider DC Statehood is largely a reluctance to give DC two Senators, which itself is a tacit admission that the United States Senate is an anti-democratic institution.

Terrible things are happening outside...poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart; men, women, and children are being separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” - Anne Frank (Jan 13, 1943)

I think they might try this one

Donald Trump fell asleep during a Cabinet meeting, raising new questions about Joe Biden's health.

Imagine trying to make a name for yourself with "I was bullied in college for my beliefs" and the whole known world says "you deserved to fail that class"

It's been going on in earnest since 1994, when Bill Clinton was elected. They decided they hadn't been getting anywhere on just the small-potatoes donor money they'd been getting from unions and working people. They decided to court that sweet, sweet corporate money and here we are. 🥺

My plug for Giving Tuesday is an easy one, Consumer Reports Having honest reviews with no financial entanglements with the manufacturers is so godsdamn important that it's worth paying for

Nah see for me I need the whole fuckin world to wake up all at once and agree we are NOT caging our children anymore that we do NOT cage each other I just don't see how we defeat fascism without full global abolition We can't have SOME people kidnapped and caged and be safe or free

An Afghan man shoots two National Guards and immigration requests from ALL third world countries gets paused. American men shoot up schools and absolutely nothing happens. No discussion of gun control. No public press conference. No flags at half mast. It’s just forgotten.

As soon as you’re willing to label a certain group of people expendable, the fascists win. When you decide that social supports aren’t necessary, the billionaires win. When you demand to pay less taxes even if it causes intense suffering? The 1% wins.

"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them

Yes, but if a Party denies the right for some members of our society exist, fuck ‘em.

I suspect she's subtweeting someone and I don't know who, but I'll just say this: Opinions are for pizza toppings, not human rights. Sometimes it's ok to draw a line in the sand.

if you couldn’t be bothered to think and write it, why should i bother to read it?

Stephen Miller is incompatible with Western Civilization.

The government of the US is calling for ethnic cleansing

Time to make a sandwich with a "moist maker"

🧵 Lowe's CEO, one of 8 Black Fortune 500 CEOs, stands firm on DEI. "Championing Diversity Through Action: Ellison’s approach to diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) is rooted in practical change rather than public statements" Home Depot, meanwhile, allows ICE agents to raid its parking lots.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Everyone pushing Biden to step aside because he was old are now going to ask for Trump to resign, right? ... Right?

Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s. This is the power of vaccines. The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer. Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!

How long until Trump starts banning female journalists altogether ?

THOSE. AREN'T. PILLOWS!

40 years ago today ROCKY IV was released in theaters.

you know, what if they aren't actually a commentary on journalism or the state of media. what if these people are just extremely weird

Did you know if you give a parakeet a mirror they will endlessly talk to themselves in the mirror, thinking they're interacting with another bird? This causes the budgie to develop antisocial behaviors that make it hard to interact with other live birds Anyway I've been thinking about AI lately

OpenAI is literally defending this behavior in court

I really wish journalists would stop using the word "retribution" to describe Trump's efforts to criminalize opposition to him, as it treats his claim that his adversaries did something wrong in the first place. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...

She needs to be nuremberg'd asap.

Hey investors, I'll "continue to lose money" for you for a lot less than $207bn

Oh look, it's the human trafficking the Republicans are always going on about

Every economy op-ed writer: No see, you can't buy a house because you buy too many avocado toasts but you're hurting the economy by not buying a new $1,000 phone each year. I am very smart. Also don't ask me about my emails with Epstein.

The only "Queen" I respect. We miss you Freddie.

Extremely funny shot:chaser day on Bluesky.

Every Democrat in Congress should put out a video saying troops have an obligation to refuse unlawful orders. Make them prosecute all of you. This isn't a close call. I'd add Republicans too if I thought any of them had the courage to actually cross Trump on this.

The only reason for the administration to be upset about this is because THEY'RE PLANNING ON ISSUING ILLEGAL ORDERS apnews.com/article/pent...

When you hear about people who have TWO thanksgivings due to family etc

They focus so much on the "cause" in the same way they do on trans youth. That if there's some cause they can identify, they can eliminate that population by preventing it. It's eugenics disguised as concern trolling.

Your annual reminder that if you haven't taken the turkey out of the freezer yet, you'll be eating ham & cheese on Thursday

An economy built on an incessant cycle of making, buying, and throwing away trash so billionaires can buy yachts is a shit economy. I hope we return to landlines at this point. Fuck all of it.

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Number 8 seed Gotham defeating number 2 seed Spirit is the kind of chaos we've come to love about the #NWSL