healing and growing is learning to loathe forrest gump

x2 scourges 🐦

Increasing your daily intake of these nuts on your chin by 10% may markedly increase your risk of choking on it according to your mum

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

This is quite the graph (from newsroom.co.nz/2026/04/30/t...)

Skyer, Moulder, Mors and Eshin in order. The Emperor is just the Animist Personification of a giant wedge of cheese, that's why he's always so yellow 🧀

People are finally waking up to the truth: Humans are the Skaven of 40k

Sound of a man fighting DESPERATELY not to turn into Donald Duck during a full moon.

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

I tried to spend the equivalent of Trump’s proposed military budget. Globally, I eliminated hunger & extreme poverty; in the US, I ended homelessness, covered the uninsured, installed universal pre-K, sent another round of $600 checks, & powered 50% of households with solar. I have $77B left over.

Like when they removed bunnyhopping from CS 1.6

this is the same type of posting they did when cracker barrel changed its logo

Being gaslit is being told by the country who exports the most arms and has the most military bases in the world that violence doesn’t belong in democracies. Ok Jan. Why don’t you start first.

You know when they reveal this location the Jackie Chan movie is about to pop off

In all seriousness, scrutiny shouldn't be placed on a fierce Green candidate who once joked about a Face-Eating Leopard Party-supporting Podcaster. Scrutiny should be on how right-wing, christian-nationalist networks have influential sway and direction to Aotearoa's news coverage.

Italian man beckoning everyone to check out a car wreck.

Breaking News: Something just happened. "We don't actually know what and we also don't know why." Stay tuned for all the latest retractions.

Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years

u never see this on a tradlife mood board

Barry Soper clearly thinks about Jacinda Ardern a lot more than she thinks about him, but this is just sad. Apparently she was a bad Prime Minister because she didn't pay enough attention to him and kept giving questions to the girls.

I would've sent even more down to Isstvan III

GW writers kept trying to make the traitor legions misunderstood victims of fate for ages and it made me so mad I fully repainted my entire army to Word Bearers because I was sick of the others having their genuine convictions undercut constantly to prop up a loyalist narrative

The “I’m normal, the captain is just going through done issues” Dark Angel in Sons of the Forest was definitely a favourite one of these

Chaos Space Marines in denial about their corruption are the funniest 40k characters. “Xarthus tensed and prepared for combat. He was a cool professional, not some deluded fanatical Word Bearer. Chaos was a tool, nothing more. He turned to his husband, Demons Pete, who was on the phone with Satan.”

people have been making king's hand in tomodachi life

Minas Morgul

I may as well reshare it myself 😇

GW upscaling Fire Warrior and selling it again for $15 is one of the more egregious rorts they've done

The oil industry funds the climate denial that fills social media, the climate denial which undermines efforts to move away from oil. The oil industry is making huge profits from the war while ordinary people pay higher prices for most everything. We need to accelerate the green transition.

Hell of an exclusion

Snap action: Why pay $10,000 for Luxon's cash-for-access fundraiser when you can join us for FREE! Thursday 23 April, 5.30pm, Christchurch Town Hall, Ōtautahi. If they don't like being heckled they can stay home and eat a marmite sandwich. #NZPol #kikorangi #OneTermGovernment

we all know I have no life, so:

"Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it" Or till the background is the street you grew up in. Hits home.

Oh this is good

I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers’ hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules.

MSD should take a high-trust approach. People evacuated shouldn’t have to provide paperwork to get help replacing food or bedding. Communities need practical support now‼️ Activate the payment without delay and ensure it reaches people quickly, without unnecessary barriers.

The Green Party is urging the Govt to activate the Civil Defence Payment across Wellington immediately 🚨 It exists for exactly this situation and must cover all affected communities, including those outside the official zone who have still lost belongings.

a tau battlesuit is a type of fighter jet, an ork deffdread is a type of walking tank, an eldar wraithlord is a type of dead wife, and an imperial or spiky knight is some manner of horse

My next round of RFA is the end of next month 🫠

Gonna start referring to my subconscious as the night shift

I just remembered that I have this weird dream thing where if I'm having a nightmare about a ghost for some reason my unconscious brain's only solution to that is to rapidly inhale the ghost to consume it like Raziel in Soul Reaver

Doooooooooooooooooot