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Folks, over on 🧵 I am documenting my first time ever making kimchi. I’m allanhowls over there too, if you’re so inclined. It looks good, if I do say so myself. And I’m excited to share it with you
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The Tennessee Holler
about 6 hours ago
Nothing says “America First” like letting another country put an Air Force base in Idaho
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The Daily Show
1 day ago
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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Well this is a fucking stupid look
about 22 hours ago
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I guess I have nothing to offer the world. Sorry. I’ll go now.
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Bill Corbett
2 days ago
The original Bad Bunny
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I can’t talk about how I’m feeling without someone being upset. Unless I pay them.
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I got called f*g for the first time since being out. I feel like I should get some cake or an achievement or something 🤷🏻‍♂️
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John Pfaff
3 days ago
Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat. For the crime of … complaining about government policy. Core 1A speech. With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
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10 Horror Movies to get to know me by... Suspiria (1977) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Terrifier 2 Dawn of the Dead (1978) Midsommar Get Out Halloween III: Season of the Witch Manos: The Hands of Fate The Exorcist What We Do in the Shadows
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DEMSEC
3 days ago
Stephen froze like a deer in the headlights and pretended to have connection issues because he unintentionally gave away the game plan. “Plenary authority is complete, absolute power over a specific area or issue, with no significant limitations." Show people this clip. This is an insane slip up.
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Wil Wheaton
12 days ago
This is why I keep saying we must never forget and never forgive the people who did this to us. We have to learn from the failure of Reconstruction, and punish them, so it never happens again. We can't let them just move on, and pretend that they never did any of this.
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I miss happiness. And friends.
4 days ago
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Being invisible sucks
4 days ago
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I feel so alone all the time If I deserve to be loved and wanted…when?
5 days ago
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It’s Just A Show.
5 days ago
Happy Donald Pleasence Day, everybody!
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Bill Corbett
5 days ago
Look at this dumb baby shit. Pure pathetic insecurity in tchotchke form by people who should never hold any power over others. Also not a coin you doofuses!
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I just want to be good looking and matter like everyone else
6 days ago
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Nile (like the river)
6 days ago
NEWS FROM THE BAD PLACE: maga hat wearing racist misogynist joe brennan has friends pleading for him to be allowed into eternal weekend they made a "joe brennan deserves better from card titan and the north american eternal weekend" petition so i made this:
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Sign the Petition
Joe Brennan deserves worse from Card Titan and the North American Eternal Weekend
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Magic friends?
#magicthegathering
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Felicity Hannah
7 days ago
This article manages to name her husband before it names… her.
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Daily Squibs
7 days ago
DAWN OF THE DEAD (Romero, 1978)
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Tl; DNR
8 days ago
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I’ll bite… Why do you follow me?
8 days ago
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Been sitting in the dark all week with an eye injury. Feels poetically relevant, is all I’ll say
8 days ago
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If you see this share a pic from your device with no explanation…
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Post you from a different era
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While everyone is in afterglow of their bff experience, I still hear the echoes of the cries of madness in the hospital. Because being ill is “too much.” Needing a sympathetic ear is “too much.” Existing with trauma was “too much.”
11 days ago
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The longer I’m in Magic, the less I’m sure I belong here. Pretty sure it’s passed me by, like everything else. Nobody want to know you when you’re (shudder) old.
12 days ago
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Jessica Ellis
13 days ago
Disinvite them from the tailgate. Do not go to the baby shower. Call out their bullshit on Facebook. Do not just purse your lips and nod politely. Ostracize the living shit out of them. Leave their church potluck casserole untouched. These people are extremely vulnerable to social shame.
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Too poor to attend events, too ugly to matter
12 days ago
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I have a lot of thoughts en on mental health “allies” currently. Everyone supports mental health until it gets messy, inconvenient, and real. Then they drop you in the dirt for being “too much.”
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Too much fomo to be ok
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Home Not talking
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allan is in the hospital. He is physically safe.
16 days ago
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Lol, literally no safe space for me
17 days ago
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Yep. No hope left
17 days ago
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Hi , Christians! I see you’re still here. Let’s talk about that. 🙂
17 days ago
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❤️‍🩹
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Disney Prime Video +
18 days ago
For immediate release. Thank you
@jimmykimmel.com
and everyone who spammed this account in all caps for 5 days with your threats to deny your children joy.
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I need non-therapy help and have no one to ask
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I just wanted to be loved. But nobody could.
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I want to die and nobody cares
19 days ago
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I can’t keep going I’m sorry I was a fool to think I could be happy or loved by anyone.
19 days ago
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I didn’t think I’d be sad. Now I am, and I don’t like it and what it means
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Went on my first date in years. There’s going to be a second. Nobody can tell me shit.
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Sherrilyn Ifill
26 days ago
This may explain why there’s an aggressive response to people who merely post Kirk’s own words. It threatens the existence of the alternate Kirk - the motivational speaker that had been marketed to young kids and white Christian groups through selective quotation & clips.
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