rick wilson literally said me and my coworkers should be curb stomped. you know how galling its been to see dumbass liberals back up the money truck to him and the lincoln project grifters over the last 10 years?

“I spoke with the great General Tso and he thanked me for what a terrific job I’m doing as president.”

The existence of MS-DOS implies the existence of MR-DOS and MX-DOS.

What three entities constitute The Holy Trinity? Wrong answers only

slightly increase a band Tame Impalas The Whom The Ramtwos Sex Rifles Tom Petty and the Chest Compressions Bob Dylan Thomas Styx and Stones Pb206 Zeppelin

I hope you're well and don't falafel. #foodie #food #foodpuns

Funny they are making jacking off illegal but they also want to make SSRIs illegal. Pick a lane buddy

slightly increase a band The Ramtwos.

On our way to start shooting the new episodes of MST3K this morning. Very exciting! (He’s gonna drive)

Face reveal, wrong answers only

Got to be indoors today. Made duck a'lOrange to celebrate.

couples novelty t-shirts with this on one and "The show" on the other

I'm a massive fuckup, who are you?

#MentalHealrhAwarenessMonrh means showing up for the people you care about, even when it's messy or makes you feel uncomfy. If they can live through it, you can live through hearing about it.

According to @bsky.app , transphobes are "protected groups"

*NEW COSPLAY REVEAL* 💧 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝙸𝚜𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 💧 Here is the beloved Bowl Island in all its glory~ HOW CRAZY IS IT that a brand new banner (on the Tap Tap Mini Golf course) was a hole for the plane of Zendikar. That's how iconic this land is to Magic: The Gathering. #mcvegas26 #mtgcosplay #MagicTheGathering

- KH

Dear Richard Dawkins, Bruh. Our robots are waaay more believable. Sincerely, Silver Shamrock Novelties

They suspended @cara.city for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed

I have said this before and I will say it again, but it is my firm belief that given the blatant and naked corruption exhibited by some members of the Roberts Court, decisions of the Roberts Court should not be treated as precedentially binding on later courts.

I had Long John Silvers for lunch, and I feel like people aren't sufficiently impressed that I found a fucking TIME MACHINE

Sending my babies to the orphanage #magicthegathering

Cis with pan gravy

I take about 11 pills a day for my mental health and other issues. I'm out of about half of them now. I'm sleeping in my car. I survived a suicide attempt earlier this month, and without my medication and shelter I am at risk If you can help me out or spread the word cash.app/$abrandon42

Friends: I am trying to rebuild my whole life (including finding housing) after a traumatic event leading to a failed suicide attempt. Anything you can do means a world of difference to me. If you have concerns, my DMs are open #mentalhealth #suucideawareness #ptsd #cptsd cash.app/$abrandon42

Hi! Having fun at #MCVegas26? Good. I don't know if you remember, but we met at MagicCon Chicago. I forget which, since I cosplayed at both, but we met.

Thanks to everyone who helped spread the word. I ate today. Still in need of assistance until I can locate housing cash.app/$abrandon42

Ginsberg Kerouac Burroughs Ferlinghetti

the one ring being this destructive to mtg is like, maybe the best flavor win universes beyond could possibly bring to the game

I miss my cat so fucking much 😭

Hi! Having fun at #MCVegas26? Good. I don't know if you remember, but we met at MagicCon Chicago. I forget which, since I cosplayed at both, but we met.

Sleeping in my car tonight. Haven't eaten. I'm exhausted from asking for help and not even getting thoughts and prayers but here it is again cash.app/$abrandon42

Sleeping in my car tonight. Haven't eaten. I'm exhausted from asking for help and not even getting thoughts and prayers but here it is again cash.app/$abrandon42

Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice and Grogu Christ, I'm old...

What do you call a group of four trans girls? A Commander pod

Some people, even some liberals, really despise poor people. Despise poor people more than they hate grifters, more than they despise cruelty and harm, more than they despise genocide even - We should unpack that before we let those people determine our public policy.

I dont like union busting. I dont like it at all. @uwotc-official.bsky.social deserve recognition.

Please talk to me.

Let's just say I was rooting for the whale.

Anyone?

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

#MCVegas is just around the corner. Times are tough all around. But if you can spare a moment, I need your help.