Playing the Calling Montreal today! Ready to flick some daggers with my girl Cindra for 8 rounds 🥰 Not a single turtle in sight 🙂‍↕️

FaB players are a different breed lmao I stg They'll send you a Talishar screenshot with like "BOOOYAAHHH!!" and it's just them netting an extra ONE attack power from a 5-card interaction 🤣

How do you do, fellow planeswalkers?

Y'all I don't think this deck is for me 😅

Okay

Inside of me are two wolves: One makes disciplined financial decisions The other borrows money from the first and doesn't pay it back

If the admin's strategic goal was to break public resistance to immigration enforcement activities, it was a tactical mistake to go to the Twin Cities.

You can tell when it's Casual Commander night from the smell fr

Punish your autistic sub by taking them to Sephora

Officially qualified for Flesh and Blood nationals! ☺️

Good luck to all the homies in Philly this weekend! 😊

tip for those new to bluesky: follow trans women with perfect opinions and perky tits

WOW 🤣

Inside of you are two wolves One needs subtitles. The other finds them distracting. You have ADHD

Seeing a lot of takes about why fascists are targetting trans and autistic people specifically. Occam's razor: there is no plot. Fascists need outgroups to bully in order to look strong and to distract from their failures. They'll pick on whoever is an easy target, and they'll never be satisfied.

My hairdresser asked me about Flesh and Blood last night and BOY did everyone in the entire salon had to endure the infodumping that followed 😂😂😂

If Tylenol really caused autism I'm pretty sure the US would have much better train transportation options by now.

Don't lowball me, I know what I have

From Milton Mayer's "They Thought They Were Free" I first read it in November and I'm rereading it now. It crushing feeling the exact same things as this academic did. It's the same process.

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Time to go play some more FaB today 🫡😊

Let me tell you a little story 😊 You are a normal person, and you have a beautiful dog that you love. One day, you hear about some guy who wants all dogs to be beaten to death.

I'm excited for the FaB World Premiere tomorrow 🤩 Starting a new game after such a long time is giving me this forgotten sense of wonder that I lost in Magic. That isn't to say I don't see some of the glaring issues FaB has but it's a fun little time I'm having right now 😄

Schadenfreude

Someone emptied a bottle of bubblebath in a local fountain and the result is exactly what you would expect 🤣🤣🤣

Cis women "allies" will say shit like "Oh I'm actually pansexual. I like men, women, and trans" before starting their 17th reading of the Harry Potter books.

Goodbye 😭 ...what a ride

Who would ruin a perfectly fine carrot cake with soggy raisins 😭😭😭

Otakuthon fit 😊

My new Amazon parachute has zero bad reviews and it was so cheap! Really feeling like I got a killer deal on it!

Rolled a critical miss on my edible and now I have anxiety 😂😅

"Une Vie à T'aimer" has to be the best video game track I've ever heard. Mad props to the composer 🙏 This game only gets better it's insane 😅

This is gonna be lit

Hi

Last few weeks I've been playing FFVII for the first time via the remake. Timing of pre-release coincided with me finishing the game last night after the event. It was extremely flavorful to come home from pre-release and kick Sephiroth's ass 😊

Vroom vroom

Boycott Ebay and TCGP

Congratulations to Rei "CFTSOC" Zhang for finishing 2nd in RC Montreal! They've put so much work into prowess this season, and their third time attempting to LCQ in paid off. This is the fourth weekend in a row that a team member top8'ed an RC, and the third time we've qualified someone for worlds!

Decided to play mono red in the 5k today and proceeded to lose my first two rounds 😂😂😂 Rallied back at 6-2 for 15th place out of 135. Paid back for my weekend 😊 Oh and a 4th RC invite 🤷‍♀️

The day ends at 2-3-1 Happy with my list, prep, and play. Ran into some very unfortunate mana issues repeatedly and some of the worst possible MUs. It do be like that sometimes 🤷‍♀️

Playing the Regional Championship in my hometown of Montreal today! 😊 Time to jam! 💪

When I'm feeling nervous about an RC, I like to ask myself important questions to find my center and feel confident! Am I the best player here? No, but Did I prepare well enough? Also no. Am I playing the best deck? ... What am I even doing h--

Good luck tomorrow Canadian friends and also cftsoc!

Took myself out on a little date at my favorite Indian restaurant and had an amazing meal while deck submission deadline passed by 😊

Good luck to all Canadian gamers at the RC this weekend! 🫡

Get fucked MTGO user PP2025 🤣

It's his, now

Good luck to everyone in Europe playing the Oculus RC this weekend! 😊