The Electric Callboy concert got moved by one day, and it's the day I'm traveling to Ottawa for the RC. FML

Me, today: Damn I have so many pimples today. Wonder what caused this 😓 Also me, last night: Woah eating Reese's Pieces with popcorn is a really awesome combo!

What do you call a group of four trans girls? A Commander pod

Fire take 🔥

Me: Alright I gotta pause on FaB and prepare for the upcoming Magic RC My brain: Flesh & Blood, Flesh & Blood, FaB, Flesh & Blood, FaB, FaB FLESH 👏 AND 👏 BLOOD👏 I have a problem

*shaking hands after a game of Magic* Them: GG Me: Good Girl to you as well!

We need to invent clubs but for neurospicy people. I feel like it might be an untapped market

Concert night 🔥

Split Finals of a 33 players Modern RCQ today with trusty Prowess 🙏 Qualified for the next RC 🫡 R1: UB Mill LWW R2: Amulet Titan LL R3: Esper Blink WLW R4: RWu Storm LWW R5: UB Flash WW R6: ID QF: RG Eldrazi WW SF: Esper Frog WW F: Mardu Blink LL

Maybe she was born with it, maybe it's Tylenol

After skipping Calgary and Vancouver, I thought I'd be itching to go play an RC in Ottawa. Now though, I don't even think I'm gonna go. Might play Modern RC if it's not a flight away but I kinda don't even want to burn vacation days to go play Standard.

Me when I Top8 the 4th FaB comp event out of 5: 😎 Me when I lose QF for the 4th time: 😡

Still fucks with me that we live in a world where social media makes ppl develop parasocial relationships with people just because of who they work for when it would otherwise not be a public-facing role in any way.

They tryna build a prison

Felt cute today, might delete later. 💅 #OmArt #art

getting my grc so i can finally kill the witch-king of angmar

Today is FaB PQ day. Only two bullets left this season. Hoping to make it count 🙏 Wish me luck! 🔥🗡🥷🗡🔥

Pluto is so sick dude 🔥

I showed Fai and Cindra to someone who doesn't know anything about FaB saying I was hesitating between the two for PQs and she went: "Oh so you have to pick between the butch lesbian or the femme lesbian?"

Sure sex is nice but have you ever shoved allin with KK for a 3-way allin with both other players showing QQ?

Is the S26+ capable of taking reasonable pictures? I have an S24 (base model) and the camera is unplayable. My Pixel 9 for work takes much better pictures.

Playing the Calling Montreal today! Ready to flick some daggers with my girl Cindra for 8 rounds 🥰 Not a single turtle in sight 🙂‍↕️

FaB players are a different breed lmao I stg They'll send you a Talishar screenshot with like "BOOOYAAHHH!!" and it's just them netting an extra ONE attack power from a 5-card interaction 🤣

How do you do, fellow planeswalkers?

Y'all I don't think this deck is for me 😅

Okay

Inside of me are two wolves: One makes disciplined financial decisions The other borrows money from the first and doesn't pay it back

If the admin's strategic goal was to break public resistance to immigration enforcement activities, it was a tactical mistake to go to the Twin Cities.

You can tell when it's Casual Commander night from the smell fr

Punish your autistic sub by taking them to Sephora

Officially qualified for Flesh and Blood nationals! ☺️

Good luck to all the homies in Philly this weekend! 😊

tip for those new to bluesky: follow trans women with perfect opinions and perky tits

WOW 🤣

Inside of you are two wolves One needs subtitles. The other finds them distracting. You have ADHD

Seeing a lot of takes about why fascists are targetting trans and autistic people specifically. Occam's razor: there is no plot. Fascists need outgroups to bully in order to look strong and to distract from their failures. They'll pick on whoever is an easy target, and they'll never be satisfied.

My hairdresser asked me about Flesh and Blood last night and BOY did everyone in the entire salon had to endure the infodumping that followed 😂😂😂

If Tylenol really caused autism I'm pretty sure the US would have much better train transportation options by now.

Don't lowball me, I know what I have

From Milton Mayer's "They Thought They Were Free" I first read it in November and I'm rereading it now. It crushing feeling the exact same things as this academic did. It's the same process.

😍😍😍

Time to go play some more FaB today 🫡😊

Let me tell you a little story 😊 You are a normal person, and you have a beautiful dog that you love. One day, you hear about some guy who wants all dogs to be beaten to death.

I'm excited for the FaB World Premiere tomorrow 🤩 Starting a new game after such a long time is giving me this forgotten sense of wonder that I lost in Magic. That isn't to say I don't see some of the glaring issues FaB has but it's a fun little time I'm having right now 😄

Schadenfreude

Someone emptied a bottle of bubblebath in a local fountain and the result is exactly what you would expect 🤣🤣🤣