It’s time… for Boston Bruins hockey. #NHLBruins

The gasp I gumpt when he appeared onscreen. Frumpkin is perfect and I love him 😭 #MightyNein #MightyNeinSpoilers #Pspspspspspsps

“Improvisational medicine” ‘I need a... penknife, some dental floss, a sewing needle, and a fifth of whiskey! Stat!’

The view from my little deck in Concord NH right now: #NorthernLights

DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie] SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in

Do not vote into office people who literally do not understand how negotiations work What an utter embarrassment Shaheen is to the entire state of New Hampshire

I didn't get fooled by the fake Sean Duffy quote, but many did—and I can't blame them for it Why? Because surely you've noticed that members of the Trump administration say shit this stupid every single day? Distinguishing yesterday's incomprehensibly stupid shit from today's fake quote is *work*

Up at stupid o’clock at the bus station with a bag that has canned goods in it so it weighs 9000 lbs on my way to #RICC - I blame @mishacollins.bsky.social .

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

Just coming here to say this. She is such a powerhouse. #GH

In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.

Trump: "Hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us."

mamdani is human. he'll fuck up and fail, especially with a hostile press and the giant mess that is nyc's politics. but today is a great day for the brave women who told what cuomo did, and for those of us who care that it should matter. that power shouldn't go to those who hurt the poweless.

Raise a glass to freedom! 🍻

Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.

I have done the thing, and I have gone sticker to prove it. Do the thing. #NHPolitics #Vote

The only thing that really matters

geddy lee claps for the blue jays in 7/4 time

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

I have never seen such a perfect image

Local antifa meeting going well.

It’s all happening! With a glare! (hard to take photos in a moving merch line) #CriticalRole

So far today, Chuck Schumer has said his strategy for preventing Trump sending troops into blue cities is to win over Republican senators (!) while Hakeem Jeffries praised Eric Adams's courage and authenticity (!!) while refusing to endorse Mamdani. Again. These two gotta go.

And… exhale.

It is possible to hold both of these things true at the same time: 1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society 2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth

GOP greatly overestimates the number of fucks GenX and younger give about Bill Clinton.

Ladies and gentlemen, rock n’ roll. (Finally ) #VMAs

A Post Malone and a Jelly Roll sounds like something you’d order at a 1950s diner. #VMAs

I don’t truly believe it would be better to be oblivious to everything going on right now and just live like a dullard but I do wish I had a dullard setting that I could toggle off and on

Ok do we have play them off, they’re talking too much music on the #VMAs or…?

Did she just say “I’m so honored to resent” ? #VMAs

So far I’ve seen LL Cool J, Kenny G, and Ricky Martin on the #VMAS. Maybe I’m not as old and out of touch as I thought!

This is a beautiful thread and you owe it to yourself to read it

Today's mood:

SOON I SHALL DANCE ON THE CORPSE OF SUMMER.

Okay, but who’s going to try to romance Matt’s PC first? Roll on, October! #CriticalRole

Say it with me: PASSENGER RAIL. #NHPolitics wmur.com/article/traf...

We have reached the ‘it looks like it’s 9 pm in my apartment all day because every shade is pulled due to the disgusting heat and humidity’ portion of the New England summer.

I just want @kimrhodes.bsky.social to know that I was in the middle of an old #WaywardPodcast episode when I went into a store, & when I came out and turned my car on, the people parked next to me were greeted by my speakers blasting Kim saying ‘Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck!!!’ They were very amused. 🤣

No thank you. This state borders Canada, FFS. (That’s 40.5C for you non-USians)

Houmins i relly must insist that yu git yore shid togather

Unrelatedly, I have a theory that one could teach all of basic Massachusetts law using only cases related to Market Basket or the Demoulas family

Im on a boat !

This is correct.

Here's the script, folks. It's now or never. Capitol switchboard: (202) 224-3121 Local office numbers: www.congress.gov/members/find... RTs appreciated.

The best part of #SpnBoston so far: everyone’s reaction coming out of the Danneel ops. We have met the unicorn, and she is just as lovely as you would imagine . 🦄 😍

Everyone stop and look at the adorable donut @helloimcindy.bsky.social made and gave to me!

#SpnBoston , hello. 👋 I have never seen this Starbucks so empty (but am usually here for Pax East😅)

That’s it, we’re breaking up.

If you are not watching #TheWheelOfTime , you should be. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...