back from the woods did anything huge happen or not exactly die

i got a lil sleepy so i went to bed early and now i woke up at 1 am fresh as a daisy and ready to party but everyone else is a sleep

clair obscur: expedition 33

always wondered why this didn't come up more often

I like when he gets a lil sassy with it seriously tho, was anyone not expecting them to immediately pull this election denial shit amongst themselves too

walked into the gas station to find two twentysomething dudes in a heated conversation of agreed rancor at the red card situation and I was stunlocked this is a fairly soccer-loving state but damn it's wild to see americans into the world cup

For the next few days, every morning someone in America is waking up with ten fingers for the last time and doesn't know it.

might disappear for the weekend but if It Happens I will either be all up on here or fighting for my life to maintain kayfabe prepare yourselves and don't fedpost, it's not certain the kirk payout will work on this one

distraction slop is one thing but the war is going very very bad and we are about to hit a bunch of choppy water with all the bullshit they're throwing right now

pokopia :)

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Trans athletes should be allowed to play on the sports team of their gender but also bodies & children come in such a range of shapes & sizes, something that fascists also do not like to acknowledge, especially when some of the biggest & strongest bodies belong to girls or women.

The Overton window keeps sliding.

I do feel a little bad for the blue no matter who crowd for not realizing that standing your ground means getting left behind too many cycles of inaction and platitudes, we need direct action

i wonder how many anti-vax are pro-peptide, i know for a fact a bunch are on that supplement bullshit

funny dogs go “riff”

I don't care if millennial memes are cheugy it's like a regional dialect for time www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0uK...

Heads up friends ‼️‼️‼️ Be SUPER SUPER careful sharing Youtube links They made a new update that anyone who clicks it starts "interacting" with you, and can expose your name if you use human info on Youtube/Google Settings -> privacy -> channel visibility for shared links

this is his serious stance (very scary) do not laugh at him when he takes this stance for it means that he is about business and very dangerous (NOT funny)

casting caul of disconsolate pallor on fifteen random people per day, going about their business otherwise in bothered they got too weird about errant whimsy and fickle joy, I shall instead accept the burden of a dolorous sorcerer

which of the LGBT+ is it when you can't pick a favorite color because you want all of them and more

happy pride 🏳️‍⚧️ :)

I have a different kind of energy going into a four day week followed by a four day vacation, I think we used to call it "happy" it's like that little relief in your heart after a profound fart

when you call someone "sweet cheeks" you are always talking about their butt, right? it's never not saying nice butt but in a way we all decided was cool and not at all pencil mustache slicked back hair

[waking up bolt upright, as if from a terrible nightmare] BUTTATO s'coverd n brown eyes

rescued myself by daydreaming about being some self-motivated careerist woman's personal chef, housekeeper, confidant, and muse

just layin around sad that I like to have conversations comparing experiences to uncover a spectrum of truths and most of my time is spent around people who think the more you say the more true it is

accidentally made maple candy bottom bread

you can tell I am secretly an ai — an artificial intelligence model — not by mannerisms, but by splash splash splash splash splash splash splash splash splash splash splash splash splash splash splash splash splash splash splash splash splash splash splash splash splash splash kitty fell in da bath

Yum

I think it's only gonna be normal FF7 boss music this friday instead of one-winged angel but I may be going to costco so there could be a difficulty spike

WHAT'S INSIDE AMERICAN DEW?

happy opening night

If NES nostalgia isnt your bag but gameboy advance nostalgia IS? GET PIPI

If I really like you, I'll call you a plateau It's the highest form of flattery

why even invoke the founders when constantly ascribing a modern agenda to judicial activism, can't even do peer pressure from dead guys correctly

okay it's fine to tell your little jokes but we should all play it a little cool if mitch mcconnell is dead, we're entering a new level of fedposting

i just want to transition from a workspace where old men yell fuck at computers to a workspace where middle-aged lesbians yell fuck at computers

Technically, they’re Remains now.

who cried up my cheeks like this how rude

weird al's still got it (sorry to the squares nearby; I know most of the words, I am very loud and I was celebrating nearly surviving the hike up from the parking lot to red rocks)

d'you think we could get them to do sissy hypno jesus discourse

thankfully the charge has been dropped by the county prosecutor but this is still worth a read

please read this statement written by Benjamin "Champagne" Song and share as far and wide as you can: https://prairielanddefendants.com/defendant-writings/statement-by-benjamin-champagne-song/

kinda wanted jon stewart to push a little harder on maggie haberman and jonathan swan by just yelling WHAT THE FUCK but I can see that being unproductive

You expect gay men to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like the Ninja Turtles sewer lair where I might get vibe checked for being myself.

it's like you've never even heard of the internet

no one even said "aww geez I'm not gonna be able to listen to Yatta for like a week"